Zombie: Start fighting against pornography and catch ghosts part-time

As soon as these words came out.

The two ghosts were startled, and they saw Chen Yaozu turning his head to look at them with his back on his back.

He was still holding a paper knife in his hand that had just cut the head of the hanged ghost, and there was still a trace of yin qi on the foot of the ghost head.

Damn in!

Poof!

Uncle He and Uncle Biao did not hesitate at all, and knelt directly on the ground.

"Master, I admit that when I was young, the white sleep technician didn't give money, and tried to go to the Difu Yihong Courtyard to find a beautiful female ghost, but this won't die again!".

"Yes, I just love to gamble on horses, but I have always defended the citizens, eradicated the evil, and at most owed some money...... Uncle Biao also said.

"Huh?" Chen Yaozu tilted his head and looked at the two old ghosts, a little puzzled.

"Money! By the way, I have money! Master, don't kill me!

I know where the title deed of Huangshan Village is, and the market value is 100 million!".

Uncle He saw Chen Yaozu stuffing the paper knife into his trouser pocket, but he took out a handful of Gatling, and was so frightened that he directly exploded his old bottom.

"One hundred million !!!!!" X2

The poor ghost Chen Yaozu immediately threw away the Gatling in his hand and enthusiastically picked up Uncle He.

Although I don't know what these two old ghosts are doing, but for 100 million, it's not in vain to come on this trip!

What's more, he is so poor that he is only handsome!

The land next to Huangshan Village is under development, and the land in Huangshan Village is also becoming popular, but no one has obtained the title deed. Uncle He explained.

Uncle Biao, who had lifted the crisis, wiped the sweat on his forehead, this old brother was so rich and powerful.

"Where's the title deed?" Chen Yaozu asked.

"In... At... Inside the village chief's house in Huangshan Village. Uncle He stumbled and said the location.

And the village chief is now Aunt Mei's ghost, and that place can be described as a tiger's den in Longtan.

"Huangshan Village, why does the name of this village sound familiar?" Chen Yaozu frowned, and he didn't remember where he had heard of it for a while.

"Recently, many young people who have committed suicide have been to Huangshan Village, and I am also because of Aunt Mei's ......."

As soon as Uncle He talked about this beautiful aunt, he had a handful of tears and snot.

Didn't he just tell the story of Aunt Mei and help those young people?

Aunt Mei didn't miss the old love at all, and stuck a water hose into his throat.

His throat is still leaking a little bit.

"So......" Chen Yaozu picked up Gatling again.

"Master, master, don't be in a hurry to kill me, I'm still useful, as long as those people drink the water in Huangshan Village, they will be planted by Aunt Mei, can't you drink it!"

Sizzle....

The old guy seems to have misunderstood, he actually just wants to go to Ken as an employer.

However, seeing that Uncle He was so enthusiastic, Chen Yaozu could not refuse the kindness of a lonely old man.

I also listened to Uncle He babble a lot of things about Huangshan Village and Chu Renmei.

Cemetery.

Ken sincerely apologized to the tombstone in front of him, hoping that they would forgive him for his rude behavior.

At each tombstone, he had to recite a long list before he began to copy the name, age, and cause of death of the tombowner.

"Ken. "

As he was concentrating on copying, trying to ignore the horrific scene around him, a familiar voice came from behind him.

Ken followed the voice and saw that the milk girl he had been thinking about was smiling sweetly at him.

"Milk girl, I've copied a lot!" Ken shook the cheat sheet in his hand ostentatiously.

At this time, the milk girl bit her lip lightly, looked at him with a confused look in her eyes and said, "Ah Ken, I knew you were the best!".

Then step by step, he approached Ken and clung to it.

The ghosts inside the tombstone looked at each other.

This water ghost looks like he is dead, and he actually learns to seduce men by hanging ghosts!

They didn't dare to say or ask, there was a knife on the head of the young man!

Ken watched the milk girl sweep away her previous coldness and became more enthusiastic.

I thought I had passed the other party's test.

And the milk girl saw Ken's obsessive expression and showed a playful smile.

"Why don't you speak? Milk girl angrily bit him on the shoulder.

Ahh

Compared with the Taoist priest who sprayed incense, this fragrant meat is more secure and easy to take.

Ah Ken hurriedly flattered: "No, no, it's just that you are so beautiful, I can't find an adjective to say." "

After speaking, he grabbed and let go of his hands.

The

fat-headed ghost was invited to the tomb owner's house, watching the live broadcast, and woke up from his drunkenness and nausea.

What kind of taste is this?

Drowning ghosts, burning ghosts, etc., are the most unsightly ghosts, and now they actually make this disgusting method.

"Oh, humans are so easy to deceive. "

"Stop talking, it's exciting. "

The residents inside the mound saw it with relish.

Later, there was more talk to a ghost from another cemetery to brag about P.

The milk girl half-squinted her eyes like enjoyment, and her nose kept twitching.

As she inhaled Ah Ken's yang energy, the bodies of the two also shook.

Ah Ken also showed a comfortable expression and sent his body forward.

Chen Yaozu, who returned to the cemetery, was in sight at this time.

I saw Ah Ken holding a stinky giant and desperately sticking out his tongue and kissing it.

The body starts as if it has a radar turned on.

"I'm going blind!" Chen Yaozu couldn't bear to look at him.

"Gross!".

Uncle Biao couldn't help but vomit.

"This young man has a unique way of playing. Uncle He touched his beard and sighed.

Ah Ken, who doesn't know anything about this, is still deeply trapped in the fantasy given to him by the water ghost.

"Hit the streets!, die!".

Chen Yaozu jumped out of more than a meter in one step, and the Gatling in his hand was pulled, and the bullets were as dense as raindrops.

Puff puff ......

Shot madly into the water ghost's body.

"Ah!!!!h

Unable to maintain the steady output of yin qi anymore, Ah Ken only felt a fishy smell coming from the milk girl in front of him.

The smell is getting stronger!

Ken couldn't hold back any longer, and opened his eyes in a daze to look at the milk girl.

He couldn't look away from it anymore, and his great anger outweighed his instinctive fear.

"Where's my milk girl?

What a monster you are!".

Ken hasn't reacted yet, what he just hugged is this water ghost milk girl.

The milk girl is also really miserable, both ghosts have used her face to do bad things, and she herself is still squatting behind the grave.

When Ken came over to copy the tombstone, he was shocked.

"Ken, I didn't say you, you can handle this kind of floating corpse that is even more disgusting than pork chops. "

Chen Yaozu let out a smack.

Ah Ken, who figured it out in an instant, died on the spot.

"Ah!! my innocence!" Ken cried bitterly.

The sound was so loud that it overshadowed the screams of the water ghosts, and directly scared the long hair that was hiding in the corner and was going back and forth with the fat woman.

Long hair quickly got up, dodged the fat woman's groping hand, and pulled his trouser chain.

"It seems that Milk Sister and JOJO have already dealt with Ken, this time to see what he stinks and what he is bold. "

The hiding milk girl and JOJO Xiaobo and others also came out of the corner.

After glancing at each other, they shrugged their shoulders, thinking that the long hair had succeeded.

So he walked briskly to the source of Ken's screams.

The water ghost had long been hungry for Ken's body, but he didn't expect that the other party would not go into the water at night.

Even if you get, you won't touch the water.

The clever water ghost used a trick to lure the young Taoist priest away.

She took the opportunity to kill Ken and let him replace him as a water ghost.

She spent a lot of money to buy a reincarnation place from the ghost.

But I didn't expect Ken's fragrant meat to be too confusing.

She couldn't help but take two more sips, and the Taoist priest killed.

She wants to beg for mercy, but she's a water ghost with a background.

"Roar ......

But in Chen Yaozu's eyes, this water ghost actually dared to roar at him, this is the way to find death!

The Gatling in his hand never stopped the fire, and he swept it over again.

"Wait!".