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"Zheng Yang!Zheng Yang!" "Yang Yang, I love you!" "

Yang Yang is coming!" Zheng Yang

,

who was vain in his steps, slowly walked onto the stage with the shouts of fans.

The music sounded, it was a kimchi music, Zheng Yang started his singing and dancing, and before he danced a few times, he felt very tired and tired, his back was sore, and he was hollowed out, he gritted his teeth and persisted.

And the audience saw the strangeness of Zheng Yang.

"Why does this Zheng Yang feel very empty, it's the same as being powerless

!" "Yes, it's the same as the kind of thing that just came out after doing a big thing

!" "Okay, fine dog

!" "I'm laughing to death, an earthworm with kidney deficiency, if it doesn't work, get off the stage!"

The brain-dead fans began to scold the other audience.

"You can't say that about Yang Yang, he must be too tired to practice dancing every day, so he can't dance well today

!" "Yes, it must be like this, you can't talk about him like that!" "He is so hard, you still say that he is empty, I don't allow you to talk about him!" "

I feel so distressed to see it, I am still singing and dancing on stage when I am so tired!" "Yes

, Yang Yang is tired and stop, I feel distressed!"

Brain-dead fans feel sorry for Zheng Yang, and they don't know that their favorite idols have just come out after a big battle.

Soon, Zheng Yang finished the whole dance out of breath, at this time he felt that his whole body had no strength, his legs were soft, and he didn't want to say a word, after a few simple words with the judges, under the cheers of his brain-dead fans, he dragged his tired body to the backstage, and the brain-dead fans looked at his tired body, and they all felt distressed, how could there be such a dedicated idol, it was so touching!

Soon, the host came to the stage to announce the third contestant, and at this time

, the audience erupted in louder cheers than Zheng Yang before!"Nirvana! Nirvana! Nirvana!" In

the shouts and cheers of the audience, Ye Tian walked to the stage step by step, waving and greeting

! The audience felt that the savior was coming, and finally there was no need to watch Zheng Yang dance that garbage dance and listen to the garbage kimchi music!

Ye Tian stood in the middle of the stage, took the microphone and said, "Good evening, everyone, what we are singing today is the original

song "Compendium of Materia Medica"!" Soon, the title of the song "Compendium of Materia Medica" and the lyrics and composer were displayed on the big screen, and the accompaniment began to be played! Ye Tian searched for the Compendium of Materia

Medica in his mind, and then picked up the microphone and began to sing with Zhou's singing voice.

"If Hua Tuo is reincarnated, Chongyang will be healed

", "Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters to stimulate our national consciousness

", "Nux Nuxa, Cassia seed, Cang'er

seed, and lotus seed", "Huang Yaozi, bitter bean seed, Sichuan neem seed, I want to save face"

A series of Chinese medicine names blurted out, and the audience was stunned!

What kind of song style is this, I haven't heard of it, and medicinal herbs can be used as lyrics, this is too good

!" "I only know lotus seeds and cassia seeds, and I don't know anything else, it's numb

!" "Niu, Nirvana, especially the first lyrics, is directly crazy!"

Ye Tian continued to sing.

"Rewrite a history in my own way

", "Nothing else, follow me to read a few words",

"Yam Angelica Goji Berry GO", "Yam Angelica Goji

Go",

"Watch me grab a handful of Chinese medicine and take a post of pride

" Before the audience had time to shout, Ye Tian sang a rap again!

"My expression is leisurely and I dance roughly" "

The movements are easy and easy, you can't learn it"

"Neon signboard, adjust the state

", "In the gorgeous city, wait to wake up

", "I have a leisurely expression, dance a little

", "Use calligraphy to spread the internal force

", "Wave the block letter with pride, give a punch to dialogue",

"Lie down at the end and see who is great"

What garbage kimchi music, I Hualiu is the most dick music, you can't learn it!

I have a leisurely expression, and I can easily learn Hualiu music, and this is what you can't learn

kimchi music!", it's so handsome, this rap, listen to me

burn!" "It's so burning, it's so cool, Nirvana is awesome, beat

that kimchi little fresh meat Zheng Yang!" "Hahaha, it sounds so cool, that kimchi Zheng Yang should go back to his kimchi country!"

That's it, when I go back to Huaxia, I sing that garbage kimchi music every day, and I feel uncomfortable listening to it

!" Ye Tian continued to sing!

"What kind of pill is refined into and what pill is kneaded

", "Deer antler slices can't be too thin

", "The master's technique can't be copied like this",

"Turtle Ling cream, Yunnan Baiyao, and Cordyceps sinensis

", "My own music, my own medicine, the amount is just right".

It was another rap, and the audience was completely boiling.

"Awesome, Nirvana, these lyrics are really awesome!" "Hahaha, suggesting that Kimchi Country should not copy our

Chinese music!" "The addition of these Chinese medicines is really not a sense of disobedience at all, awesome

!" "Niu Pi, I said that my Chinese music is just right, and it is the best!" The rap behind it is that

the audience shouted loudly for Nirvana!"

Listen to me say that Chinese medicine is bitter, plagiarism should be more bitter

", "Quickly open the compendium of materia medica and read more good books

", "Toad Crisp Dilong has turned over the rivers and lakes

", "We must not lose the hard work of these ancestors

", "This is the light, this is the light, sing together

", "Let me adjust a home remedy to treat your internal injuries", "

The Chinese medicine that has taken root for thousands of years has the power that others don't know".

The audience was

shocked by this lyric!"Damn, this wave of ridicule kimchi country is already full

, it's so handsome!" "Yes, just let those sheepdogs listen to it, and cure their admiration for the foreign

!" "It's so awesome, how did Nirvana write this song

!" "It should be listened to by those who worship the foreigners, our Hualiu music is the best!"

Not only the audience was excited, but even the four judges were shocked when they listened!

Huahua said: "This song is really too

strong, the strong Chinese style, especially the lyrics, the aggression is so strong, this song is very strong, very good!" "I think Huahua is right, this song is indeed amazing, I don't know how this Nirvana was written, using Chinese medicine to make the lyrics, it has a different flavor!" Zhang Zhe also nodded and said.

Ye Tian continued to sing.

"I have a leisurely expression, dance a roughly", "The movements are relaxed, you can't learn

", "The neon signboard adjusts the state

", "In the gorgeous city, wait to wake up

", "I have a leisurely expression, dance a roughly

", "Use calligraphy to spread the internal force of the dynasty",

"Wave the block with arrogance, give a punch to dialogue

", "Lie down at the end and see who is great".

Then a strange accompaniment sounded, and the audience was puzzled, Ye Tian began to squat down and sing

!"Squatting Little Zombie Squatting

Little Zombie Squatting" "Squatting Little Zombie Squatting Lighting the Dark Alley" "Squatting Little Zombie Squatting Drilling Radish Pit" "Squatting Little Zombie Squatting Reciting Mantra Humming

" "Lala Lala La~

" The song is over, and Nirvana's wonderful singing is over!

Ps: "Compendium of Materia Medica" Original singer: Jay Chou, lyricist Fang Wenshan, composer Jay Chou, arranger Lin Michael