There is a total of one stone in the LPL mid lane, and I exclusively own twelve stones.

"Damn, this is damned!!!"

"Damn it, labor and management really want to kill him with a knife!"

In the base, Death Announcement slammed the computer table and angrily took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen.

At this moment, he wanted to go find Lu Yiming with a kitchen knife, but when he thought about his experience of squatting in the detention center for 15 days, he could only use the kitchen knife to slash hard on the chopping board.

The last time he was pronounced dead, he ganked Lu Yiming offline with a knife. As soon as he arrived at Lu Yiming's community, a group of police officers rushed out and pushed him to the ground. He was sent to a detention center and detained for 15 days.

Now that he finally came out, even if he knew where Lu Yiming lived, he would not dare to go there with a knife.

"Damn it, if I encounter this damn thing in the future, my labor and management will be immediately withdrawn!"

Death Announcement Take a deep breath and choose to exit the game.

There was nothing he could do to figure out what the hell Lu Yiming was. He couldn't beat Lu Yiming in solo, he couldn't even scold him, and he even got into trouble with offline ganks.

If labor and management can’t afford to offend, why can’t they afford to hide?

After the death announcement was decided, Lu Yiming hid.

Anyway, he is not the only one hiding from Lu Yiming. Baidi, the black shop called Black Shop Dad by Strawberry, is also hiding from Lu Yiming now.

Thinking of this, the mood of the death announcement suddenly felt better.

After all, since Lu Yiming was born, there is not a single person on the Internet who has not been criticized by Lu Yiming. The announcement of his death is just one of them.

He quit the game after announcing his death and waited for more than 10 minutes before starting to rank. When he entered the game and saw the message in the lower right corner, he wanted to kill someone with a knife again.

His wild daddy joins the room.

Together again!

His wild dad: Did you quit the game just now? Why are you running? Why don't I take you to lie down and win?

While Death Announcement was hesitating whether to quit the game, Lu Yiming started typing again and had a foul mouth. Death Announcement cursed angrily and quickly quit the game.

Two consecutive instant retreats were very punishing, and the death announcement decided to take a break.

He switched to CF and played CF for more than an hour before switching back to LOL to continue ranking.

This time, in the lower right corner, there is no annoying dog thing anymore. Death Announcement hums a tune and chooses a male gun to hit the bottom lane.

But when he entered the loading page and saw that the ID of the opposite mid laner was 'his big daddy', he suddenly became happy:

"This idiot has changed his number again. Don't kill this idiot today!"

"Mid laner Juggernaut??? Only idiots like to play the brainless hero Juggernaut!"

Immediately after the death announcement, he used his arms to kill Lu Yiming with a gun.

However, when he entered the game, his mentality soon cracked.

"Don't go to the middle lane at level 1, squat on me in the grass at the bottom lane, where's your face!"

"Come to the bottom lane to catch me at level 3. Are you a human?"

"Still here, don't you want the middle route?"

"What kind of mid laner? Juggernaut has come to the bottom lane so many times and you still can't beat him!"

"What kind of damage is this? One Hellfire and one Q, and I'll die??"

Looking at his black and white screen, the death announcement was being frantically typing on the keyboard, and he was quarreling with the crowd, angrily criticizing Lu Yiming in everyone's chat, and at the same time angrily criticizing his own mid laner.

This stupid Lu Yiming started targeting him from level 1. He didn't go to the middle lane at level 1. He squatted on him in the grass on the bottom lane and used his flash before teleporting to the middle lane.

At level 3, I sprinted to catch him in the bottom lane and caught him to death. Then the dog couldn't move and squatted directly in the triangular grass in the bottom lane. Before he could reach the bottom of the tower, his health was reduced.

After that, this stupid Lu Yiming got even more serious, arresting him at level 6, arresting him at level 7, and arresting him at level 8!

He was already worthless, so why did he come here to arrest him? He issued a murder book and a two-piece set of murder swords to increase his levels.

Fortunately, Leviathan's Armor has been deleted now, otherwise this guy would definitely have a murderous three-piece suit.

There was no gameplay experience at all in this round of Death Announcement. By the middle of the game, after Lu Yiming's Sword Master, Hellfire and Q took away the Death Announcement, the Death Announcement was completely broken.

He took a bath in the hot spring and dealt crazy output to Lu Yiming and his mid laner.

"Wuhu, comfortable!"

"It's still a great announcement!"

After the explosion at the opposite base, a smile appeared on Lu Yiming's face. The game Death Announcement contributed a full 237.6 negative emotions. It can be said that negative emotions are generated almost every second.

The emotion value of 237.6 is the highest negative emotion value Lu Yiming has gotten from a single person since his rebirth. Lu Yiming estimated that if he stood in front of a death announcement, he would chop himself to death with a knife without hesitation.

"But if I provoke Death Announcement so much, will Death Announcement guy squat on me and beat my sap?"

"Oh, I have to exercise. When the time comes, I will encounter a death announcement. If you can't beat me, you have to outrun me!"

Lu Yiming looked at his negative emotion value, which was already 10142.9, and felt a little guilty.

As we all know, Death Announcement is a person who really dares to gank offline and come to the door with a knife.

Cutting you along the network cable is no joke.

"We can't stimulate the announcement of death like this anymore. We'll have to change it next time."

Lu Yiming took a deep breath, got up and went to the toilet. While squatting in the pit, he called out of the system.

[Host: Lu Yiming. 】

[Hand speed (APM): 278. 】

[Reaction speed (MS): 138. 】

[Thinking calculation ability (s): 7.6. 】

[Current negative emotion value: 10142.9 (click to draw). 】

[Current positive emotion value: 63.7. 】

"Allow me to pay my respects to Tony Ma."

Lu Yiming turned on his phone, and Baidu showed Tony Ma's photo, and he said goodbye to Tony Ma's photo:

"Tony Ma, this lottery is a scam. From now on, I won't rebate any coins in your games. The main focus is free prostitution!"

After paying homage to Tony Ma, Lu Yiming decisively clicked on the draw.

A Summoner's Rift map appeared out of thin air in front of Lu Yiming. On this map, there were dense red dots, and each red dot had a very small Chinese character explanation.

"This map looks familiar!"

While Lu Yiming was thinking, the red dots on the Summoner's Rift map suddenly moved like a marquee, accompanied by a very familiar BGM.

"Hey guys, the BGM of the slot machine!"

Lu Yiming couldn't help but give a thumbs up. He felt that silver coins would explode under the Summoner's Rift map.

Ding, Deng, Deng, Deng, Ding.

The marquee stopped at a red dot in the middle of the Summoner's Rift map, and a system message popped up the next second.

[The lottery is over, congratulations to the host for winning the skill: ordering with the left hand! 】

[Ordering with your left hand: You can order food, but you can’t let your left hand think you’re good at it!

During the game, when you kill the opponent once alone and make a series of equipment such as Mejia's Soul Stealing Scroll/Mystic Sword/Leviathan's Armor, you will enter a state of enlightenment.

In this state, your hand speed increases by 20%, your reaction speed increases by 20%, and your thinking and calculation ability increases by 20%. 】

"????"

Whenever I type a question mark, it’s not that I have a problem, it’s that you have a problem.

Seeing the skill he had drawn, to be honest, Lu Yiming was a little confused.

He imagined countless LOL skills in his mind, such as full-map plug-ins, stopping and rewinding, unplugging network cables, etc. He never expected that the skills he drew would turn out like this.

"Ordering with your left hand, this skill is really interesting."

Lu Yiming decided to become a qualified scholar or sword wielder in the future.