The self-cultivation of the passer-by hero

"Kirino, I haven't seen you for a long time, but it's not my imagination. I remember that Kirino-chan is about the same age as Elliot."

"No, no, no, you must have remembered wrongly, Aunt Nv. She is still in primary school."

"Really? Well. But, I always feel that Kirino-chan is a bit different from before. Well, where is it. Hey, am I old, auntie?! Did I remember wrong?!"

"No, no, my aunt has always been very young. As the saying goes, after three days apart, a girl will be beautiful and beautiful. It's just that Kirino has changed too much."

"That's it, oh, that's it. It seems like I'm still very young, aunt."

"That's right, my aunt has always been very young."

"Ala, Ala, Takeya is really true."

"Ah ha ha"

It seems that it was successfully fooled.

"Okay, because we don't know when we can go back, so you must not reveal your secret during this period, understand?"

".snort!"

"."

Although there is only one word, does this count as agreement?

From now on, Remilia's reaction has been mostly monosyllabic words representing dissatisfaction, so Takeya can't understand her thoughts in detail.

In short, judging from the fact that she didn't say anything unnecessary in front of her daughter-in-law just now, she should have reluctantly chosen to cooperate in her behavior. As for her psychology... I'm afraid she wants to poke her heart with this cheap brother right now.

To be honest, if it wasn't because he was desperate, he wouldn't want to use such a deceptive method.

To his real sister, who was inexplicably lying on the gun, Wu Ye was seeking death, but to the 500-year-old "sister" in front of him, he was courting death.

But cheating is cheating, so what can he do? It’s impossible to work part-time, it’s impossible to work part-time in this life, and I don’t know how to do business. This is the only way I can maintain my life, cough.

Sorry for the drama.

Although he did this out of necessity, Takeya had seriously considered the feasibility in his heart.

First of all, Remilia was left in the outside world by Yakumo Murasaki. According to the monster's habits, leaving it alone for a year would only be enough time to take a nap. She might forget it as soon as her brain twitched.

As a result, Remilia's return home is almost out of reach, so even if you can use friends as an excuse to get over it, if a little girl who doesn't go home lives in your house for a year and a half, your aunt will be crazy. No matter how big it is, you will notice the problem.

Taking on the identity of his younger sister as a shield was also carefully considered. First of all, although he and his aunt and daughter's family were related, in fact, they hardly moved around even during the holidays.

As a side note, before Takeru was brought back by his aunt, he didn't even know he had an aunt.

This situation largely ensures that Takeya's lies will not be exposed too quickly. As long as he can think of a way to send Remilia back as soon as possible, everything will be absolutely foolproof.

Even if his real sister, Kirino, met her aunt by then, he would be sure to be able to prevaricate it. After all, who knows, it would be a few years later, well, it is not impossible for more than ten years to happen.

"Ahem, in short, in order to allow you to go home quickly and at the same time allow me to stay at home well, what we need now is cooperation."

Regardless of whether Remilia was listening or not, Takeru took out a small notebook and took out a pen to write down while talking.

"Now your identity is my sister, Kirino. It is tentatively assumed that you ran away from your home over there to find me because of family conflicts."

Glancing at the bat wings behind Remilia, Takeru continued:

"Just think of the contradictory content as, well, dad discovered your severe chuunibyou and wanted to correct you, but you didn't want to, so he ran away from home in anger, and finally came to 'take refuge' with my brother. "

Closing the small notebook and opening his non-existent eyes, Takeru asked seriously:

"Well, do you have anything to add?"

"Can I swear?"

".cannot."

"Then I have nothing to say."

"."

Well, although there are still many parts that are difficult to understand between the two of them on this matter, the process of seeking common ground while reserving differences is always tortuous, and they can take their time.

"Hey, why do I have to pretend to be your sister?"

"I already said it was force majeure. What are you unhappy about?"

"snort"

Remilia turned her head away awkwardly.

"Too shameful for this young lady!"

"What, Kirino is a pretty name, isn't it?"

"Idiot! I'm talking about identity!"

"If I don't tell you that you are my sister, how can I let you live here legitimately?"

".No matter what, I just can't accept it anyway!"

The swollen cheeks couldn't be said to be a bit childish and cute, but Takeya was not in the mood to care about Remilia's expression at this time.

After all, he didn't want to live with a dangerous person who wanted to poke a hole in him every day.

Wu Ye, who had no choice but to keep lowering his demands, had no choice but to lower his demands.

"I'm not asking you to really be my sister. It's just pretending. Just pretend in front of my aunt."

"Well"

Remilia was a little moved, but she immediately gave in.

In the final analysis, the problem here is actually very simple, Remilia can't admit that a guy who has cheated her, is younger than him, and is weaker than him becomes her "brother".

Well, although the third question remains to be discussed, Takeya is a human being after all, so Remilia has no way to accept it from the perspective of dignity and the order of the food chain.

At least not so casually.

But if it's just a disguise.

"Actually, it doesn't matter. You are a vampire anyway, so you don't have to care about the opinions of the human world."

"Well"

"And I'm the only one saying it from beginning to end. If you don't speak, it doesn't count as admitting it."

"Hmm."

"Besides, you don't really have to live in the outside world all the time. No one will know about this after you go back."

"Uh-huh.!"

The last point finally touched Remilia's heart. The first thing she considered was how to return to Gensokyo and the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Compared with this, a little bit of morality seemed to be no big deal.

Well, that's right, that's it! I had to do this in order to go back quickly!

Remilia, who forcibly hypnotized herself, quietly abandoned her already precarious moral integrity and silently lowered her head towards reality, although she still spoke arrogantly.

"Hmph, listen up, human, I, I will never call you 'brother'!"

Negotiation successful.

It's good to be able to persuade him. Although there may be more troublesome problems in the future, compared to those, Takeru is still relieved for the current stability.

As for the address, he doesn't care at all, it's just pretending anyway, besides, it seems that even his biological sister never called him "brother" in his memory.