The promised young master Xiaoyao has changed the fate of the country.

?

The fat sister's words frightened the simple-minded Zhang Tianbao into a daze.

Zhang Tianbao said in great surprise: "Ah............?!".

"No, ............??!!

."

"Just a few donkey dung eggs, you will lock me up for three days and three nights, and you will fine me another hundred taels of silver??".

"Excuse me, what ???is the basis for such a strange and brain-dead rule?"

The fat eldest sister glared at Zhang Tianbao, and said disdainfully: "Hehehehehe............ Why is this ............?!", you ask

"Do you know who passes by here every day??!!

Zhang Tianbao asked puzzledly: "What kind of big man is it, and he has to pass by here every day?"

The fat eldest sister blurted out: "This big man is nine thousand years old!".

Zhang Tianbao asked with a blank face: "Nine-thousand-year-old ............?!".

"What ............??!! is nine thousand years old

?"

The fat eldest sister said without hesitation: "Nine thousand years old............ , nine thousand years old is not a thing!".

Zhang Tianbao said disappreciably: "Oh............ , not a thing?!".

The fat eldest sister hurriedly explained: "Actually, that 'nine thousand years old', he is Wei Qiansui!".

Zhang Tianbao asked confusedly: "What is that Wei Qiansui?!".

The

fat eldest sister said lovelessly: "You, you, you............ , are you a fool?!".

"Where did you leave your runaway brain??".

"We people from the Ming Dynasty, just ask who else doesn't know the nine-thousand-year-old ???."

"Nine thousand years old, that is, Wei thousand years old. "

"He is not only an important minister of the court, but also the head of the court. "

"The power is very big, only one hand covers the sky, and people give the nickname 'Chitose Lord'. "

"You heartless guy, you don't even know this?!".

"Hmph~~, you are really, you're about to me off!!".

Zhang Tianbao said with a blank face: "Eh~~, this, I really don't know." "

"If he is compared to the emperor, whose power is greater?"

looked at the young man in front of him, who looked dumbfounded.

The small universe in the fat sister's heart suddenly exploded.

I saw that this fat eldest sister said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel: "You stupid boy, are you joking with me?"

"Look at what you said, you haven't seen anything of the world. "

"Do you still need to compare this, of course the emperor's power is greater. "

Zhang Tianbao smiled casually, and said casually: "Oh............ I see!".

"If that were the case, I wouldn't have to be afraid of him. "

The

fat sister said angrily: "Hey~~, your breath is not small!".

"Listening to your tone, you are still a relative of the emperor. "

"Are you related to the current emperor?"

Zhang Tianbao denied again and again and said: "No, no, no, no, it's not a relative." "

"I don't know him, and he doesn't know me. "

"It's just that when we get to know each other in the future, the two of us will definitely get to know each other. "

The fat eldest sister scolded and said, "I'm baba............a , you damn little ruffian. "

"You don't pee and take a picture, what are you doing. "

"I dare to be here, and I am not ashamed to speak wildly. "

"Ignorant yellow-haired child, it's really not a small tone!".

"Even the powerful Chitose Lord, you dare not pay attention to it. "

"From my point of view, you're really tired of being crooked!".

"If you don't die, you won't die, so you just wait here to die!!".

Zhang Tianbao replied unceremoniously: "Hehehehehe............ , you unreasonable shrew!".

"Do you think that these words of yours will make me scared?!".

"Besides, I don't know him. "

"What does it have to do with me?"

"So, why should I put him in my eyes?!".

"This fat sister, goodbye to you, let's see you back. "

After Zhang Tianbao finished speaking, he took the little donkey and left without looking back.

Only the fat eldest sister was left, standing there beating her chest and still scolding.

Zhang Tianbao said indignantly as he walked forward: "Alas, what kind of world is this?"

"It's really, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!".

"It's really unbelievable that a street sweeper in the capital still wants to blackmail me?"

"Hmph~~, don't open your eyes to see, am I such a good bully??".

"Little donkey brother, don't you say it???

".

"Donkey dung and eggs are not allowed on the street, what kind of reason is this!".

"Tell me, is there any reason for this?"

"It's just that the combat effectiveness of these aunts and aunts is really not to be underestimated!".

Just when Zhang Tianbao, who was in the middle of a lawsuit, was still talking to himself.

Suddenly, the docile and obedient little donkey began to become restless.

In the eyes of the two big donkeys, there was a sudden flash, that kind of uncontrollable excitement and excitement.

I saw that a few hundred meters ahead, there was a middle-aged man dressed as a businessman.

This middle-aged man, leading a little female donkey, is carefully selecting things in the street vendor area.

The little donkey brother led by Zhang Tianbao had already broken free of the reins and rushed towards the little donkey sister in front of him.

The little donkey ran desperately in front, and Zhang Tianbao chased desperately in the back.

Zhang Tianbao was shocked and said: "Little brother donkey, you come back for me, you come back for me!"

"I'm so faint, you cowardly creat!!".

"Donkey brother, you wait for me first!!

".

"You're girl, you're doing your old problem again?!".

"Come back to me, donkey brother. "

"Come back, come back, my little donkey!".

And at this time, a luxuriously decorated eight-lift sedan chair came over from another street.

At this time, Wei Zhongxian was sitting in the eight-carried sedan chair, comfortably, closing his eyes and recuperating.

In front of and behind this eight-lift sedan chair, there is also a group of brocade guards wearing flying fish suits and embroidered spring knives.

Before those palanquin drivers and brocade guards could fully react.

The little donkey was already menacing, and rushed towards the eight-lift sedan chair in front of him.

The leader of the Jinyi Guard, led by him, shouted loudly: "It's a big deal, someone is sneak attacking!"

"Big guys, pay attention, hurry up and protect Wei Chitose!".

A group of unsuspecting brocade guards immediately stood by and surrounded the eight sedan chairs.

"Bang~~!" with a loud bang.

It seems that in this moment, the whole world became quiet.

After the loud noise, a huge donkey's head had already been drilled into the eight-lifted sedan chair.

Wei Qiansui watched in horror at this monster that suddenly broke in.

All of a sudden, the little donkey and Wei Zhongxian were staring at each other.

A man and a donkey, all of them, screamed at the same time.

This scene is extremely weird.

And this style of painting is extremely funny.

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