The Life Through Books of the Salted Fish Family

When the uncle heard something wrong, he asked suspiciously: "Your family can afford a bullock cart, how is it that the platform believes that you are living in dire straits? No, I mean that our platform specializes in poverty alleviation. Alas, in short, there is a problem with food and clothing. , bad environment and so on.”

Yan Yu's small face wrinkled: "All the land is sold, there is a drought, and we are going to flee famine."

When the uncle heard this, he stopped asking. What are you asking? This must meet the poverty alleviation standard.

No land, disasters, displacement.

"I have a guess, I don't know if it's accurate, little sister, listen to your own judgment.

Let me stop talking, the reason why the previous buddy ordered so many bionic cows, horses, and donkeys is because he was not sure which one to exchange with me.

The buddy said that his family was poor, there was a donkey next door, and the rich family in the village had a cow, and there was a post station four or five miles away from their village, and the post station must have horses.

He was thinking about which one to steal, so you see, I am ready to play here, but after that time, that buddy never appeared again...

Our platform starts every two weeks, and various shopping festivals come. The free market seems to be random, but there are still some rules.

The environmental background of mine is too different from the original, and there will be at least one fixed connected user with a background similar to that of Huaguo, both modern and ancient times, so that we can help each other. If you help me with food, I will provide you with some convenience in life.

But that buddy didn't show up again, and I connected to you again, I guess it's a bit bad.

If it wasn't something wrong with him, could it be that he was...kicked out by the platform?

After all he wanted to...do something bad. "

Yan Yu felt that the uncle's guess was reasonable, and there was nothing wrong with cracking down on crimes.

"So uncle, are you going to trade a cow for a cow?"

"What uncle, I'm not that old, alas! Forget it, the title is not important.

That's right, don't look at the fact that bionic technology is not high-tech in my place, you can save it casually, but according to the replacement rules of the platform, only the same precious beef can make this deal. "

"beef?"

"Do you think the cow will still be alive after being exchanged? The platform cannot trade live creatures, otherwise I would trade it for myself."

"I want to discuss it with my parents." Yan Yu said.

The person on the opposite side was even more envious. During the discussion of the family of three, they kept nagging: "Or should the whole family wear it? That's right, if it weren't for the original parents, how could they be at ease by their side, alas! Life is so good!

Little sister, let me tell you, your whole family will soon get rich if you work hard together. Don't you want to add some servants or something when you get rich?

My brother has a home service robot here, who can make a fake skin every minute, cook and wash clothes, feed pigs and chickens, make clothes and quilts, chop firewood to settle accounts...

Only what you can't think of, what you can't do without it, let's learn about it intelligently? "

"Do you want pet cats and dogs? They don't shed their hair, and they are very cute...

Lizard spiders can also do...

Customized images are also available..."

After a quick discussion among the family of three, Yan Yu looked at the time on the upper left corner of the screen, and said quickly: "Uncle, the built-in functions of your bionic donkey and bionic cow are similar, but the price difference between donkeys and cows is very low here. A lot, one ox is worth several donkeys, it’s too bad for me to exchange, why don’t you wait until I buy a donkey next time and then exchange it with you.”

The uncle is in a hurry, how can a donkey compare with a cow, the meat is not far behind!

"Oh my sister, you can't just look at the price, you also have to consider the reality.

My mechanical animal must have a higher transport capacity than the prototype. If it is a bionic donkey, try pulling a thousand catties, and it will definitely reveal itself.

But the cow is different. The prototype has a capacity of more than one thousand catties. The parameters set by my bionic cow are not exaggerated.

And its biggest selling point is that it is equipped with an intelligent recognition system, which can automatically scan the surrounding environment. When there are outsiders, it will behave like a normal cow.

Sister! You spent the price of a cow and upgraded to an artificial intelligence cow for free! "

"My cow poops, does your cow poop?" Yan Yu bargained solemnly: "My father said that cow poop can be used to fertilize and make fire, and it is a long-term renewable resource. As long as the cow is there, it will always be there. .”

The uncle on the opposite side was speechless.

He could see that the little sister on the other side wanted to bargain, but the reason you said was too strong!

"It's fine to fertilize it, and make a fire, doesn't it taste good?

I have also considered the point of poo, you can set it yourself, you can arrange it or not, voice command cow dung will fall freely and randomly...you will harvest dried grass with different shapes.

Not only can it be burned, but it can also be fed repeatedly. If you are carrying someone behind your back, it is tasteless and easy to reveal. "

Yan Yu is convinced!

Meticulous and amazing!

She didn't write any more, and directly raised the conditions: "If you find the price difference again, I will be convinced by you, come on!"

For the sake of the beef, the uncle continued to bow his head: "I'll add two more wheels for you, iron ones, and I said first that they will rust, and the things exposed outside should be as real as possible."

It's okay to be found out, at most it's her family's prodigal.

"Okay, change it!" Yan Yu was actually very satisfied, but it would be even better to get a gift.

"Uncle, what should I do if the cow is injured? What if the skin is broken and the metal skeleton inside is exposed?" Yan Yu also wants a lifelong after-sales service. After all, this thing is a high-tech product, and there is no manual, so he has no idea.

"Also, this cow is not old and never dies, so if someone with a heart finds out, it will be exposed!"

Uncle Punk was too late to be happy, and continued to explain patiently:

"The bionic skin has a certain defensive power. Small wounds will not break the skin, large wounds will have scratches, and there is a hematopoietic layer under the skin, which will simulate the whole process of wound closure.

When it is damaged by a huge external force, it will judge by itself whether it needs to be shut down. If it is shut down, don't start it yet. When we connect again, I will change the skin for it.

The cow is treated the same way when it is old. If you change the skin, it will be a new cow again! "

Now that the deal was concluded, Yan Yu didn't write any ink, and under the cover of his parents, he tried to get as close as possible to the cows in the yard.

"Come closer, yes, yes."

The option of whether to trade or not appeared under Yan Yu's screen, and she made a decisive little hand—【Yes】

A soft light flashed across the screen.

The scalper in front of him suddenly disappeared from the field of vision, and then reappeared.

The difference between before and after is less than two seconds.

If she didn't even blink her eyes, she might have missed it.

Yan Laoer and Li Xuemei were also dumbfounded.

This is the end?

His family's cow, this became an artificial intelligence cow? !

Yan Yu reacted the fastest, and signaled her father to hide the two big iron wheels that also appeared suddenly.

According to the start-up instructions posted on the screen by the uncle, read in a low voice: "Dynamic light wave, Shenox is online."

There is no light and shadow effect, no sparks splashing, just look at it normally.

Yan Yu whispered to Niu, "I'm Red Boy." The AI ​​Niu looked at her for three seconds and nodded.

Li Xuemei said to Niu: "I am Princess Iron Fan." The artificial intelligence Niu also looked at her for three seconds and nodded.

Yan Lao Er, who covered the two big iron wheels with straw, ran over quickly, and said excitedly to Niu: "I am the Bull Demon King." The artificial intelligence cow looked at him for five seconds and nodded.

sweat!

What a shameful confession line.

Too late to study new cattle.

The family of three quickly returned to the house.

618 Hi Buy, still going on.

I am very happy to write it myself, hahaha! I heard that the recommendation now depends on the follow-up rate, please don’t raise it, come and kill me every day ( # ^.^ # )