Obviously I'm the trainer

Chapter 23 Don't masturbate the cat delivered to your door

The white light dissipated, and what appeared in front of Li Wei was a slender purple elf with feline characteristics.

On top of Xiao Qiao's head, a red gemstone shone brightly under the sun's rays.

Li Wei stepped forward and stroked her hair.

"Hiss~"

This feeling is very soft and silky, very consistent with the velvety touch written in the illustrated book.

After touching it, I still want to touch it, and it is very addictive! ! !

My favorite Sun Ibrahimovic, get.

For 0.01 seconds, Li Wei didn't want Ibrahimovic to change back.

He thinks it's good for Ibrahimovic to keep it like this, which is especially in line with his aesthetics and his genetic needs for cats.

Suck cats, it doesn't smell good! ! !

But despite the 110,000 "fragrance" characters in his mind, Li Wei still didn't forget the business.

He stretched out his finger and poked at Ibrahimovic first. After confirming that Ibrahimovic's body was normal and there was no missing piece of flesh, Li Wei stretched out his sinful hands and began to slap her up and down.

His left hand was shaking his head frantically, and his right hand was scratching his chin in response.

Li Wei's skillful technique and the comfortable feeling from his body caused Ibrahimovic to turn over and collapse on the ground in an instant. His two short and slender forelimbs hugged Li Wei's wrist, and made a "gululu" sound very cooperatively.

"Ibrahimovic, do you have any discomfort?"

Although asking is very important, Li Wei really can't control his hands.

This...is it a human thing to not masturbate a cat delivered to your door? ?

"Buy~~~"

【No~ Very comfortable~~ There~~Continue~~~】

? ? ?

"No... I mean, after you evolved, did you have any discomfort in your body? Or did you suddenly want to spray water?"

Because the main reason for Ibrahimovic's illness before was the imbalance of elements in her body, Li Wei was a little worried that she would suffer from a second illness due to the outstanding energy of a certain system after evolution.

"Boyy Bouy~~"

【Very comfortable~~】

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"Then what is the status of the attribute energy in your body now, can you feel it yourself?"

"Buy~"

【Yes~ I will do it next time~~】

Saying that, Ibrahimovic rubbed against Li Wei's hand and stretched out his entire neck.

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"Then can you describe to me, what if something goes wrong like last time?"

To be reasonable, even if Ibrahimovic said 'no problem' Li Wei was still a little worried.

Ibrahimovic's situation is somewhat similar to Chiye's Ibrahimovic in the comics.

In addition to the fact that she can evolve without touching the evolution stone, this setting of free evolution of multiple attributes made him a little flustered.

After all, the comics in the previous world explained very clearly that evolution and degeneration made the Ibrahimovic named 'Abu' feel very painful.

Li Wei was a little worried, whether his Ibrahimovic would be in pain when it evolved and degenerated.

Of course, this is not very conflicting with the fact that he is playing Sun Ibrahimovic now.

"Buy Bouy..."

[Description...it's bright, some places are glowing, it feels like it can fly, it seems that it can be singled out with brother Riolu...]

Ibrahimovic's wonderful way of describing can't help but make Li Wei help his forehead. He feels that he is looking forward to this foolishness to give him an accurate answer, and he is also like a foolishness.

"Draw it for me."

After twitching the corner of his mouth, Li Wei gave up understanding Ibrahimovic's words and chose to let her move by herself.

"Buy"

[Woo. 】

Under Li Wei's urging, Ibrahimovic turned over reluctantly and stood up, raised her tail, gathered a little super power at the tip of the tail, and began to draw a floor plan for Li Wei.

The way of superpower drawing is very magical, milky white, fluorescent lines flash in the air, and Li Wei feels very magical when watching Ibrahimovic painting in the air stroke by stroke.

"Boy Boo Yi!"

After finishing the painting, Ibrahimovic pointed at the picture and gave corresponding explanations.

The explanation is quite good, but, if there is no explanation from Ibrahimovic himself, Li Wei would think that this is a picture of the names of various parts of the cow that are often hung on the wall in meat restaurants.

"Ibrahimovic, you have a big problem with your art..."

How could there be a problem with his elf art grades? ?

Ibrahimovic's art class must be arranged, and he is completely competent for the teacher and so on.

But fortunately, although Ibrahimovic's picture is ugly, they can communicate at least, and Li Wei still understands the current situation in Ibrahimovic's body.

Different from the organs in the human body, Ibrahimovic divided the main organs in his body into seventeen parts, and the place where the divided areas in the middle were connected in series was counted as the eighteenth part.

According to her description, the original attributes and abilities in the body are well bound by the unknown green frame in the position where it should exist, and the energy corresponding to the evolution will be extra active and expanded, but it is not like the above. It was as uncontrollable as an energy disorder.

As for the pain and discomfort that Li Wei mentioned, Ibrahimovic said that those are nothing.

It's very cool to kill a chicken with a horse now.

"Oh, that's how it is."

If this is the case, there is no need to worry too much for the time being, as long as there is no abnormality.

After simply sending his dad a WeChat message, Li Wei contacted Dr. Liu to report on Ibrahimovic's current situation.

Now that he has confirmed what is going on with Ibrahimovic, he is not going to hide it, so he will have a showdown with his father.

After all, Li Wei felt that he couldn't handle this kind of thing.

If there is no showdown, either prepare to hide Ibrahimovic completely and prevent others from discovering Ibrahimovic's strangeness in this life; or wait for the truth to come out, and he will become a rich second generation, and he can do nothing but have a little money.

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that the most reliable solution to this matter was to seek help from his parents.

After all, a family that can live in a manor-style mansion in Shanghai is not very ordinary, right?

Knowing a doctor who can use Kuailong as a means of transportation, his father's status should not be as simple as being a top-level museum owner; just because he got on the ambulance and made a phone call, he sent the almost doll guarding the capital to the charter plane Well, his mother is probably not an ordinary rich man.

His identity as a rich second generation seems to have a few more gold pennies than imagined.

No... Maybe it's diamond-encrusted?

Under such circumstances, Li Wei thought it would be better for him to have a showdown.

Anyway, when he knew that there was something wrong with his Ibrahimovic, his father didn't ask him to go to any hospital, but sent a private doctor directly.

From this incident, Li Wei probably got a glimpse of his father's attitude.

Who can't have a bit of a hole card when they are away from home?

Or, in fact, this kind of elf with wonderful changes can also be classified as an 'adventure'? Or is it the 'Emperor's Capital'?

Anyway, Dad has already packaged Ibrahimovic's identity once, and he must have estimated the follow-up things. Li Wei felt that as a rich second-generation child who was about to turn 17 at the age of 16, he would be responsible for nurturing elves and growing up happily.

Dad arranged, if he said to hide it, he would hide it, and if he said he could use it to scare people casually on the field, then he would use it.

The sky is falling, and other people's houses are supported by tall people, but his own house can be supported by his father and mother.

He just needs to be a proper cheater.

Thinking of this, Li Wei rubbed Ibrahimovic's dog's head again, and let her play aside.

And Li Wei put away his mobile phone, came to the grill, and started preparing their lunch for today.

After all, I agreed with the magic wall doll, and he is in charge of today's lunch, so he must show his skills and show off the cooking skills of an otaku who is often alone at home!

Li Wei himself doesn't like to eat mutton very much, and he thinks that his elves probably don't like to eat it very much, so there is no such ingredient as mutton in today's barbecue.

Beef, steak, beef tendon, prawns, scallops, pen-tube fish, corn, sweet potatoes, potato chips, shiitake mushrooms, oyster mushrooms, and king oyster mushrooms.

Looking at the juicy skewers on the grill from time to time, Li Wei felt that today's lunch must be very delicious.

"Buy!!"

Ibrahimovic, who was playing at the side, suddenly jumped onto Li Wei's shoulder. At this time, she took off the makeup of Sun Ibrahimovic and returned to the appearance of an ordinary Ibrahimovic.

Seeing Ibrahimovic frantically wagging his tail like a puppy, Li Wei picked up a string of meat, took a small piece of beef from it, blew it twice, and stuffed it into Ibrahimovic's mouth with his backhand.

"Boy Boo Yi!"

【tasty! another one! 】

ヾ(ゞ)

"No, we will eat at the dinner table later."

With that said, Li Wei took another piece of meat and stuffed it for Ibrahimovic.

I have to say that even though Li Wei called Ibrahimovic Hanhan on his lips, his body was still very honest.

Also running over after smelling the smell is Riolu, who also belongs to the 'canine family'.

Unlike the four-legged Ibrahimovic, Riolu has hands, so Li Wei directly gave him a small skewer and let him eat it beside him.

Most Pokémon are omnivores, they can eat vegetarian and meat. Their diet is not limited to simple Pokémon food, tree fruit and energy cubes, they can also eat human food.

Special body organs allow them to digest the energy contained in food, and the impurities in it will also be completely decomposed and converted into energy by their special organs.

So sometimes, it’s okay to take Pokémon to eat human food without considering the nutritional value.

It's just that in the long run, Pokémon that eat human food to fill their stomachs will absorb much less energy than Pokémon that eat specially customized food.

After finishing the first batch of barbecue, Li Wei packed all the food on a big plate.

At this time, he was holding the plate in one hand, holding Leolu's little paw in the other, and an Eevee was hanging around his neck. The mature male mother Li Wei came to the table after putting the second wave of ingredients on the grill Before, start sharing food with everyone.

"Buy????"

Ibrahimovic, who was squatting happily on the table waiting for the barbecue, was very puzzled at this moment.

Why is everyone's plate full of meat, but hers are all vegetables?

If it's something delicious like roasted corn, why does she eat green peppers? ? ? What the hell is this lettuce? ?

She is an Eevee, not a Didutu! !

So Ibrahimovic started to protest again.

"Boy Boo Yi!!!"

[Where's the meat! ! ! Li Wei, where is my meat? ! ! 】

"Meat? Why do you still want to eat meat?"

After hearing these words, Li Wei swallowed the beef he was chewing, and turned to look at Ibrahimovic with a puzzled expression.

"Why do you want to eat meat?"

"Do you have no idea what you should eat?"

"Aren't you aware of your status?"

"Buy???"

(ΩДΩ)

"You don't eat a lot of food, how do you balance the grass-type energy in your body? How do you evolve into Ye Ibrahimovic? What to eat and nourish, Ibrahimovic, don't you even know such a simple thing?"

? ? ? ? ?

What Li Wei said made sense, and Ibrahimovic didn't know what to refute.

Originally, she was going to grab the barbecue on Riolu's plate after protesting, but now, after hearing Li Wei's questioning, Ibrahimovic didn't know what expression she should put on, what should she do? What.

"B... y..."

With an aggrieved face, Ibrahimovic buried his head and began to gnaw on the leaves.

At the same time, Li Wei tensed his face and got up to harvest the second wave of barbecue.

"Pfft ha ha ha."

While holding back a smile, he harvested food and placed the next wave of ingredients.

And when he came back, he saw the poor Hanhan Ibrahimovic buried his head in the bowl, gnawing on the green pepper with tears in his eyes.

I have to say that Ibrahimovic in this appearance is really cute, even a professional like Li Wei can't help but want to laugh.

"Buy?"

After walking around in Ibrahimovic's form, Ibrahimovic obviously felt that his super power was much stronger, and the corresponding 'spiritual power', that is, the ability to capture the surrounding scenes, was also much stronger.

At this time, Li Wei's strangeness caught her attention.

"It's nothing Ibrahimovic, I'm just touched by your behavior."

Li Wei wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said to Ibrahimovic.

"Seeing you eating green peppers in order to become stronger, I think it's great to have a self-disciplined and hardworking elf like you. I'm so touched."

With that said, Li Wei distributed the meat skewers to Ibrahimovic.

"Hey, eat less meat, it tastes better with vegetables."

Seeing Ibrahimovic's moving eyes, Li Wei's shoulders trembled even more because he was excited by Ibrahimovic's "diligence".

"Buy..."

Although she always felt that something was wrong, Ibrahimovic did not find out where the sense of disobedience was.

Most of her attention at this time was focused on the changes in the food on her plate.

She was supposed to eat a clean plate, but suddenly there was a lot more.

In addition to a few skewers, there are a lot of "green food".

There are many kinds, including Muziguo, Lebaguo, Xiliguo, Hamiguo, Rongdanguo, Shalinguo and so on.

What to eat and make up for, start with color.

Li Wei, who has this set of theories, feels that there is nothing wrong with the extra meal he gave Ibrahimovic.

Thinking of this, he added five more meat skewers to his property in Modu, and made a glass of mixed fruit juice by the way.

Forcing Ibrahimovic to eat these 'green foods' has elements of ridicule. Of course, it is more of a suggestion from a certain doctor surnamed Liu.

He said that the energy in Ibrahimovic's body is abundant, and the energy obtained by eating the tree fruit directly is much better than their secondary processing, and it can also promote the operation of multi-attribute energy, which is convenient for balancing the attribute capabilities in the body and preventing energy disorder.

So this can only 'wrong' Ibrahimovic, watching them eat meat.

In the joyful process of bullying Ibrahimovic, the whole afternoon passed like this.

After eating, everyone rested for a while, and the four elves, who had not yet decided the outcome, came to the swimming pool battlefield at the same time, and started the second volleyball battle.

Ibrahimovic's change of form from time to time makes the opponent and his own people a little hard to guard against, but this kind of skill that "harms" both himself and the opponent sometimes has unexpected effects.

—Taking the opportunity to headshot.

After the basic training in the evening, it is still a pleasant part of walking the dog.

And that night, Li Wei was also lucky enough to see Yue Yibu's appearance.

Although it was only half a minute, the figure of Yue Ibrahimovic under the bright moonlight was really handsome.

Her fur shone slightly in the dark, with her vigorous figure and scarlet eyes, Li Wei said that Ibrahimovic's appearance this month is really amazing!

So in order to be able to see Yue Yibu a few more times, Li Wei has already given the task of throwing the frisbee to the magic wall puppet.

After all... Bite is also an evil skill. With the moonlight buff and active training, it won't be long before he can see Ibrahimovic who seamlessly switches to full form throughout the day, right?

If the factor of secrecy is not taken into account, if such a move is made during the battle, his opponent may be so disgusted that he will spit it out on the spot~

While thinking about show routines, while letting my elves understand and practice on their own, the days passed day by day. April has been turned over and came to May.

In the early morning of May 3, Li Wei just came out of the bathroom after his morning exercise and sat down in the living room. Before he finished his glass of milk, he was so frightened by a sudden loud noise that he almost choked.

Boom boom boom! ! !

"Li Wei! You open the door!! You have the ability to be a pigeon!! You have the ability to open the door!! Don't hide inside and make no noise, I know you are at home!!!!"

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Today's py: "Elf Master of Character".

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Take the link yourself~

Teemo's diary

Sunny on June 29

Sometimes because I was too rushing, my words were choked in my throat, and I didn't know what to say at all.

Looking through my wegame records, I haven't played a game for 16 days.

Damn.

Maybe this is growing up. Cried.

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