Obviously I'm the trainer

Chapter 15 Classroom for the Mentally Disabled

After Li's father and Li's mother left home with their luggage at seven and eight in the morning, only Li Wei and four Pokémon were left in the empty big house.

As a person with ideals, the first thing Li Wei does after his parents leave home is to sleep in.

Incomparably real.

The first day, April 19th.

After he sent his parents away, he slept until the sun was up.

It's cool, but kind of empty.

Looking at the warm sunlight outside the window, a rare sense of guilt for wasting time hits my heart.

"No, I'm weak too."

While feeling so emotional, Li Wei walked up to the desk, picked up a pen, spread out the paper, and wrote down a few large characters—the training plan.

1. Develop good living habits

The first article was written by Li Wei after three minutes of thinking.

It may seem like nonsense, but it is extremely true.

Generally speaking, the training plan should be something like 'mastering the destruction of the dead light', 'mastering the million-ton kick' and the like.

But Li Wei pondered for a while, and then looked at Ibrahimovic and Leolu who were still sleeping soundly on their backs. He felt that the first item must be the content of this "no-promise".

First, he needs to teach Eevee and Riolu to wash themselves.

At the very least, the two of them should be able to wash their faces, brush their teeth, bathe and dry themselves, eat by themselves, etc.

After all, he is not some two shameful adults who would not hug Ibrahimovic and Riolu and feed them lovingly.

And from the perspective of cultivation, it is also necessary for Pokémon to have basic self-care ability.

It's not like in the anime at all...

The browser also said that if the elves didn't develop good habits when they were young, they would definitely suffer bitter fruit for a long time to come.

While thinking about how to effectively teach these two elves, Li Wei felt that he was happy to be a father.

In addition to the basic living ability, Li Wei also needs to urge the two little ones who sleep on the bed like pigs to get up early and do morning exercises.

As a sleeper, there is nothing more painful than having to lead by example.

Dad asked him to talk to him last night.

The content of the conversation was not ideological education. Dad just shared his experience as a trainer.

This is information that has not been fully disclosed.

The survey shows that going out for morning exercises from 5 o'clock to 7 o'clock every morning or practicing at home is more likely to promote the absorption of Pokémon's own attributes and abilities, and has the effect of strengthening the body.

For trainers with special abilities like them, training during this time period also has benefits far beyond those obtained during normal time periods.

Under this set of rhetoric, for the strength of Pokémon and for the follow-up title of the league's number one trainer, Li Weizhen had to get up early and bring his elves to "special training".

So no matter from what point of view, this "good work and rest training plan" is a must.

Not just against the elves, but himself.

Who told him to be a man with the power of a waveguide?

The sky will send a great responsibility to the people of Sri Lanka~~

2. Provincial champion

This point was written by Li Wei without even thinking about it.

To be a man, you must have a dream.

Even a salty fish has to work hard to turn over, right?

Although his parents told him that he was recommended.

Moreover, the recommended school is the No. 1 Elven Academy in Shanghai, but Li Wei feels that even if he is recommended, he must pretend to be a force.

This can be regarded as a goal and life experience, right?

If you lose, you’ll say ‘ah, I’m going to walk anyway, I’ve gained experience as a runner. ’, you can brag if you win, ‘Some people can obviously depend on their appearance and family background, but he depends on their talent’.

Li Wei would be stupid if he didn't do this kind of thing that made money without losing money.

He has already understood the rules of the game, which are similar to the settings in the anime.

- Pokémon are only allowed to attack Pokémon. Any attack against the trainer will be considered a violation and will be disqualified from fighting.

- The battle cannot be counted as the end of the game. (The judging standard is that the person does not get up after the 10-second countdown)

- When the Pokémon leaves the field, the game is deemed to be over. (The specific standard is, more than half a meter out of the field)

The rules of the competition are very clear, and Li Wei read it thoroughly.

In this rule, there are many intriguing points that can be used.

Li Wei is not like some dirty-hearted trainers who put his goal first, borrowing various blind spots of vision and monitoring, forcing the trainer to pick up a Pokémon skill himself, forcing Let the opponent break the rules to win.

For Li Wei, he feels that his winning point lies in the two points of "10-second countdown and still not getting up" and "out of the circle will count as a loss" in the second and third points.

With these two points alone, taking advantage of Riolu's racial advantage, the operability in battle will be very high.

First of all, it is enough to make the opponent's elves unable to get up.

When it comes to this rule, his mind is full of his father's giant marsh monster and Elledo.

This style of embedding people on the ground is indeed very suitable for this kind of group arena.

And the application of the same principle is that as long as you use this 'embedded' style of play to knock the opponent out of the field, then he also wins the game.

This is much easier than beating the opponent until he loses his ability to fight.

The skill of controlling the energy to push the opponent out of the field has a great innate advantage for fighting elves, especially elves like Riolu who have a probability of controlling waveguide skills.

In addition to the above two winning ways of using rules, Li Wei also thought of a more dirty tactic that was more suitable for his young Leolu.

That is hide and seek.

You hit me, but you can't hit me. I have more physical strength than you, I can run better than you, you are tired, you fall down, and I win.

This tactic is used to cultivate agile elves like Riolu, and the success rate of winning the game will be much higher.

He didn't know much about the elf Riolu.

Because in previous games, apart from Mega, Riolu's evolutionary form Lucario, because of his crispy skin and being restrained by popular heads-up elves, his appearance rate and usage rate are not high.

Although the double attack on his attribute panel is very good, but the speed is not high enough, and the most deadly thing is that he is very brittle.

In the Pokémon game, the elves compete for the speed line too fiercely, and the speed of 90 points on the Lucario panel is really not enough.

And because of the restraint relationship brought by the steel attribute, before there is no mega, it is crushed by the flame chicken.

And even if it is a mega, the probability of being able to fight with the mega flame chicken and the mega charizard x is at most only 30-70%.

The disadvantage of being doubled by the damage from the ground attribute made him encounter a biting land shark, and he was taken away by an earthquake.

Although Lucario's resistance is very high, with a full advantage of nine attribute resistances, crispy skin is doomed to have no future.

The damage is high but it attracts a lot. In turn-based games, it is probably a five with little room for manipulation.

Appearing as a broken shield, occasionally serving as a turret or a rescue role, Lucario's cultivation method is relatively fixed.

The most classic physical attack sword dance road card, sword dance + close combat + comet fist / bullet fist / super speed + freezing fist / steel tail / earthquake / crushing, depending on the fighting party and version, the carrying of three or four skills There will be some differences.

If you talk about romance, it's the special attack genre.

Wave Missile + Cannon Light Cannon + Qi Combined Bomb / Vacuum Wave + Mental Sense / Shadow Ball / Evil Wave / Trick

But in reality, after several days of observation by Li Wei, he felt that the sky in the solo field could change.

What kind of blood skin, what kind of resistance is nonsense, Assassin will be done forever.

The speed will not be limited by the racial value. Although the process of mastering the skills will be painful because there is no disc, the variability and operability have been greatly improved.

Even elves like Guaili who said in the illustration book that "the brain is too stupid and the hands will tie knots" can peel apples and squeeze toothpicks. What else can't be learned through hard work.

—Gulardo can't fly.

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As a result, there were three more plans in Riolu's training manual.

First, speed exercises.

Second, learn to fly.

Third, strive to control Bird.

In terms of cultivation, Li Wei, who has read countless films, has his own ideas.

The main goal in April is to improve the basic physical fitness and the development of habits, and to improve Riolu's fighting instinct and running speed as much as possible.

An elf who can learn the super speed skill will not be slow no matter what.

'A flash of lightning' is Li Wei's goal for this half month.

According to the experience taught by the old man, the way to acquire the skill of super speed is based on the advanced form of breaking through the self after comprehending the skill of "Electric Light Flash".

Li Wei, who has an understanding of games, thinks this is also very logical.

The skill priority of Flash of Light in the game is 1, while the priority of God Speed ​​is 2, and the description of the effect of the skill after use is almost the same.

Analyzing it like this, 'A flash of lightning' = 'Super speed', there is really nothing wrong with it.

In the game, the skill of super speed is not very common, but if it appears as a "passive" in reality, it would be a very disgusting thing.

You can really walk your dog and fly a kite on the playing field.

Just thinking about it, Li Wei felt that this would be a very pleasant visual feast.

As for Ibrahimovic.

Li Wei has no plans for her.

The main reason is three words.

reluctant.

I always feel that Ibrahimovic has just been born and has not enjoyed much life, Li Wei wants her to continue to live happily.

If necessary, she can not grow up for the rest of her life, and just enjoy the life of a noble lady at home.

Although a bit silly, Li Wei felt that he could still afford it.

His training plan for Ibrahimovic is limited to the most basic daily life habits training, as well as morning exercises from 5 o'clock to 7 o'clock in the morning.

After all, there are difficulties together, even if you want to enjoy life, as his elf, you have to get up early... everyone must bear it together!

Life is so monotonous. Apart from training with Riolu every day, he uses his perfect body drawing to teach Riolu the "Twenty-Four Simplified Tai Chi Chuan" that all contemporary middle school students on Earth used to know.

Although the soul has passed through another world, he always feels that he was born in a flower planter. Even though the martial arts culture at this time is somewhat different due to the intervention of elves, he feels that this essence should not be 'forgotten' and must be passed on.

The Tao of Taiji Yin and Yang, he can't just be proficient in the last two words, right?

It is up to him to carry forward the way of yin and yang harmony, and this Tai Chi naturally needs someone to pass it on.

However, he only learned simplified Taijiquan at school, and the part he can teach is also very limited. The detailed steps and the perfection of the shortened part...is left to Riolu himself.

Didn't it mean that fighting elves have unparalleled talent in fighting? Then leave it all to talent!

In addition to teaching Riolu Taijiquan because of his "wonderful idea", he also has a bold guess.

This is an inter-class exercise with nowhere to put the brain hole, because I have been looking forward to the recovery of the spiritual energy, and the brain hole unfolded from the ball-holding pose during the inter-class exercise.

If there is really a group of energy expanding outward from the dantian, what will happen from the ball-holding pose, to the white crane spreading its wings, to exploring the horse at a high level, and to closing the posture?

Even if Tai Chi is really useless in actual combat, will this coherent and lucky movement help Riolu to condense the waveguide?

Would dancing more(?) help him lay the foundation for sword dancing?

The sword dance has changed from the interpretation of "increase from mysterious power" given in the game illustration book to a dance with ancient inheritance.

Every posture seems ordinary, but every movement has a corresponding 'power'.

And after linking these movements using the correct 'force', this dance called 'Sword Dance' was created.

The surge of power and the fixed rhythm under the feet endow this dance with a completely different meaning.

It's like the priests before the "invite the gods" in the world, and it's like stepping on the Qian, Kun, Zhen, and Xun on the eight diagrams. The dance of praying for power will follow the surge of energy in the body, and the dancing elves will get corresponding increase.

According to the explanation in this paragraph, Li Wei guesses that if he learns to control the waveguide and his own attribute power in the body while practicing Taijiquan, does it mean that he can successfully raise a waveguide and can bring his own sword? Is Wu Wu's dual-knife fluent in Oulu?

Li Wei didn't know.

Everything is being tested.

If you want to see results, at least you have to persist for more than a week.

But after having the bottom-guaranteed "dragging" tactics, he believes that all the current tentative teaching has room for failure.

He can afford to lose, and he can also afford to wait for the breakthrough of this outstanding ability after success.

In addition to taking the time to train, Li Wei thinks it is also important to combine work and rest.

The force value is high, then go to study cultural subjects and take a rest~

For example, in his spare time, he has already started teaching Riolu and Ibrahimovic how to read.

The reason for this incident was that Ibrahimovic couldn't understand the little comics he drew every day, and kept pestering him to read them aloud, so that he could really recite the whole story and write it silently.

It was a waste of his time and very troublesome.

After checking Ibrahimovic's average IQ and sighing with regret for more than ten minutes, Li Wei decided to take a gamble.

First teach Ibrahimovic pinyin to test the waters.

If it works, then he can't help her to read pinyin on the text.

As for Chinese characters...

To be honest, Li Wei never expected his silly Ibrahimovic to understand.

It's not too bad to say that Riolu can learn it.

Ever since, one person and two elves, under the care of food and clothing parents magic wall doll and tool hackron, started to grow savagely without any worries.

Get up early every morning, embrace the sun, full of positive energy.

Teach Riolu and Miss Ibrahimovic to wash themselves, and then go out for a run with three small towels.

Under the watchful eyes of Hackron who was entrenched on the roof, the three little ones ran a few laps around the courtyard of their home, doing aerobic exercise for about half an hour.

After having Pokémon, the air in this world is surprisingly good, and I no longer have to worry about getting up early and doing morning exercises to be green.

Afterwards, practice hard for an hour and a half in the gym.

Ibrahimovic continued to jog, Riolu challenged the speed and limit every day, while Li Wei maintained the amount of exercise his father had when he was still at home.

At the very least, this stomach can go out to pick up the girl's abs, and he doesn't want to lose it yet.

Although it's cool to pick it up for nothing, it's also a sad and tiring thing to keep it as it is.

After exercising, eat a loving breakfast from the magic wall doll, after that, Riolu continued to practice Tai Chi in the yard under the watchful eyes of Hackron, Ibrahimovic enjoyed the SPA, and Li Wei went to make up for his elf exam written exam Content.

Adhering to the principle of sharing blessings at noon, Ibrahimovic and Li Wei accompanied Riolu to take a nap.

After all, during the growing period, it is a good thing to be able to eat and sleep more, and he, Li Wei, was not so harsh that he would not let a two-week-old child sleep.

In the afternoon is the reading and writing session between Ibrahimovic and Riolu.

After all, considering that it will be summer soon, and the sun at 3 o'clock is also very irritating, so Li Wei simply defined 3 o'clock to 5 o'clock as a "classroom for the mentally handicapped".

After studying, I have dinner on time at 5:30 in the evening. After the meal, while watching the teaching video on the 'Pokémon Keep' APP, Riolu followed the beginners' courses such as zama step, punching and so on, which were specially set up for fighting elves.

During this period, Hackron was still lying on the roof watching, while Ibrahimovic was full of wine and food, lying on the sofa and flipping through the latest weekly magazines.

For example, today, she was watching the latest issue of "Playboy", her eyes lit up and she even frantically hinted that Li Wei would buy it.

But unfortunately, Li Wei, who was obsessed with reciting and silently writing the full text, ignored her at all.

Everything was in order, but a week later, on April 26, during the lunch break at noon, Ibrahimovic had a million points of problems.

Teemo's diary

June 20, overcast

Because of being baptized by trolls, today I accidentally injured a few friendly troops.

I apologized to him, and I don't know if he will come back.

The already difficult life of Pujie has become even worse because of this wave of operations.

Today's sky is still cloudy, and the birds outside the window don't like to come to my side to call, and the only thing that accompanies me is the "ah! ah! ah!" crow.

Maybe this is the street rush.

ε=(ο`*)))

The bosses are pretending to be on the street again in the group. I, on the street, have even lost my final title.

Nothing, like my life.

Sad and uninteresting.

hum.

Ah blah blah blah.

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