Lu Mingfei challenges FGO

Chapter 16 This is how Chinese people say hello (7K! Please vote for recommendations!)

The research project on Lu Mingfei’s speech, spirit and physique ended with him being forcibly cut in half by Olga Marie.

If the money is not available, research cannot proceed at all. After staying in Chaldea for a long time, even if he really started to learn some simple magic skills, Lu Mingfei's concept of magic and science became increasingly blurred.

The content of the basic magic course is basically the same as that of Chinese high school physics courses (it is said that the textbooks used are modern science editions), and even the exams make Lu Mingfei dream back to the time when he was sprinting for the college entrance examination in his senior year of high school.

If this world were a novel, the author who wrote the world view would definitely be an engineering major.

Especially after Olga Marie specifically ordered Lu Mingfei to be transferred from the frontline team, Lu Mingfei's sense of tension and crisis became increasingly weak. If it were not for the fact that the broadcast content every morning continued to repeat "The world will "Destroyed in a hundred years" and "There are still XX days until the first time travel operation", Lu Mingfei almost forgot what he was here for.

But Olga Marie and the Equipment Department let Lu Mingfei go, but others would not.

Caddock fully implemented his belief that "the essence of magic research is to burn money" and took action.

A hard-working man who failed to get the support of his family and figured out everything on his own, Caddock fully demonstrated how different he was from the magician in the average person's impression.

The scene where Lu Mingfei used the Platinum Star to punch through the steel plate during a previous test was intercepted and made into a video. Kadok skillfully cropped out the result of Lu Mingfei falling unconscious after punching the Platinum Star. The scene of the punch punching through the steel plate was cut together from multiple angles with rapidly switching shots——

The final result was a video of a platinum star appearing next to Lu Mingfei, roaring "Ola, Ola, Ola, Ola!" and punching the steel plate into pieces continuously!

What are real special effects? This is real special effects!

This video was first circulated in the small circle of Chaldea. Kadok wrote a small program to push the video content to the staff of various departments in Chaldea and invited them to deal with Lu Mingfei. 'Second creation' of this video.

Even Kirshtalia left the scene and liked it, and Leonardo da Vinci happily made a video of "Lu Mingfei used the invincible Platinum Star to save Matthew."

At first glance, it looked like a public execution, but as soon as someone started it, Chaldea, which was already relatively lacking in entertainment activities, immediately set off a craze for having nothing to do. Various versions were quickly born and spread, and Sent to the outside world through the Internet. Caddock once again used his ability as a troublemaker, secretly inciting the competitive consciousness of the oil guys, encouraging them to compete in creation, and engage in a "ranking" competition to determine the winner.

As the oil guys ended up with their capital, the fun at the beginning became full of excitement. It was originally just a boring activity within Chaldea, but it was promoted to the whole world due to Kadok's secret operation!

Kadok struck while the iron was hot and personally made a costume for Lu Mingfei, the protagonist Jotaro Kujo in "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", and took him to shoot various short videos as secondary creations. Material, when things got completely out of control, the game where the oil guys spent money to hit the charts had turned into a carnival.

"Lu Mingfei Can't Stop", "Lu Mingfei Saving Olga", and various videos began to go viral, and Lu Mingfei became an Internet celebrity in the blink of an eye.

Kadoc, who couldn't stop, continued to stir up the heat, saying, "I think everything is fine, but this Chinese guy who is too skinny is not suitable to play Jotaro!", "Isn't it okay if he is too skinny? What's important is not the physique. ! But the golden spirit! I support this bad boy!" and so on continued to stir up confrontational topics.

Lu Mingfei just wanted to say: "Brother useless, why are you so skilled?"

Kadok, who was making a lot of money, happily counted the money until his hands were weak.

Lu Mingfei was complaining, and he was laughing with his share of the profits, especially as things escalated, and after Lu Mingfei became a celebrity, Chen Wenwen, Zhao Menghua, Su Xiaoqiang, and Lu Mingze all secretly sent contact messages asking if it was him, and felt that he Lu Mingfei, who was feeling awesome, went back happily showing off.

Although most of the answers he got were "Although your acting is not very good, the million special effects artists are too strong!" This did not prevent Lu Mingfei from answering "Nothing, nothing, it only took a few days." It’s just a hundred thousand dollars” to show off.

They all thought that Lu Mingfei went to study abroad and met his roommate who was a folk expert. Lu Mingfei said in a disgusting manner: "It's called golden scales. It's a thing in the pond. It turns into a dragon when it encounters a storm."

The Chaldean management also discussed whether to interfere with these things caused by Lu Mingfei and Kadok, but in the end they still left nothing to be done. Their move may have violated the Magicians Association's principle of concealing mysteries, but they couldn't. The old-school powerful magicians who have adapted to the Internet age are too slow to notice it, and there are basically no people who think that the 'Platinum Star of Reality with a Ultra-High Reduction Degree That Shocks the Sky' is a mysterious power.

Is it to expose the mystery or to hide the mystery? After all, there was still no result, but the real reason that made the conservative Olga Marie decide to let them go and make trouble was Matthew.

Lu Mingfei didn't know about Ma Xiu's life experience, and Ma Xiu himself was ordered not to tell others. When Lu Mingfei accidentally knew that Ma Xiu had never left Chaldea, Lu Mingfei came from the country with the fastest development of civilian network technology. Mingfei was very generous and invested his own money, entrusting Living Bodhisattva and Brother Useless Brother to work together to create a super-powerful signal transmitter and receiver——

That is, ‘live broadcast’

Although the location of Chaldea still needs to be hidden, and although it has to go through various reviews, Olga Marie will soften her heart when she meets Matthew, and Professor Leif seems to have a very friendly attitude towards Matthew.

In this way, although it was impossible to really take Mashu out of Chaldea, through the live broadcast, the girl was able to see the outside world, and the outside world was able to see the girl. Lu Mingfei also conveniently helped Ma Xiu open various social accounts. Although she was still unavoidable from Chaldea's strict scrutiny, it finally allowed her to 'leave' Chaldea.

This is not a rare thing. For Lu Mingfei, who comes from the world of ordinary people and comes from China, it is an ordinary thing. Lu Mingfei has no idea what he has done for Ma Xiu. When these things happened, there was no thought of picking up girls at all.

Lu Mingfei just suddenly had some money, so he started to bluster.

Lacking a sense of crisis and a sense of reality that the world was about to be destroyed, Lu Mingfei even cheerfully told Matthew about his original 'dream'.

"When I finish my work here, whether I want to become a magician or not, I will return to the e-sports stage! I will use my invincible Platinum Star to let them know what it means to be a professional player!"

Zombies are always socially awkward, but when it comes to topics they like, they chatter more than anyone else.

As the daily interactions with Lu Mingfei, who was too ordinary and too full of humanity, increased, something seemed to gradually appear on Matthew's face, which was originally speechless, heartless and expressionless.

".Well, I will protect your world."

Lu Mingfei, who was immersed in the feasting and entertainment of the Internet celebrity, failed to notice the subtle smile on the girl's face and the determination in her eyes.

Although she doesn't quite understand what Lu Mingfei likes, this simple girl will secretly work hard to understand and make herself like it. Like going to watch a game together or something.

Time is like a trickling stream, passing by unconsciously.

Then, the natural thing happened.

As Lu Mingfei became more and more obsessed with the Internet celebrity activities arranged by Kadok, Lu Haihuang successfully handed over a report card of failing all subjects in the monthly exam.

With Olga Marie's merciless ban, Kadok, who had made money, returned his work focus to magic research, and Lu Mingfei's short-lived Internet celebrity career came to an abrupt end.

During the tutoring class, Lu Mingfei was on the verge of tears: "They say the Internet has a short memory, but is it worse than a goldfish?"

Mr. Internet celebrity who passed away at the speed of light said that he was going to cry.

Accompanying him were only Matthew and the steaming hand-ground coffee she held in her hand. The drifting steam seemed like Lu Mingfei's gone life in Versailles.

The time came to late September 2015

Lu Mingfei, who had no sense of nervousness at all, was counting with his fingers the arrival of the ‘S Tournament’, the annual carnival feast for League of Legends players. Perhaps thanks to Penguin's vigorous promotion, there are many people in Chaldea who pay attention to this game event. After all, there were really many people playing at this time in 2015.

Chaldea also formed a small circle about this game around Lu Mingfei. There is no way, someone makes way for someone. Although his grades have been hovering in the Schrödinger state of failing or not failing, he is really alone in playing games.

On this day, Lu Mingfei received the notice.

"Psychological counseling course.?"

Not everyone needs specialized psychological counseling. This made Lu Mingfei find it quite strange. There were all kinds of monsters and monsters in Chaldea, and there were so many weirdos with mental problems. How could someone from other places be chosen?

"Is it because I'm so normal that I look wrong in a pile of deep well ice?"

Lu Mingfei thought to himself, and arrived at the door of the psychological counseling room of the medical department according to the time specified in the notice. Someone was giving counseling inside, and an Asian woman with short hair was standing outside. Lu Mingfei shrank his neck subconsciously, wondering if he had come at the wrong time?

The other party was the first to speak to Lu Mingfei. He spoke standard and fluent Mandarin, and as soon as he spoke, he knew that he was not using a translation machine.

"Have you eaten?"

Lu Mingfei was stunned: "Chinese?"

Chaldea is an international organization. There are hundreds of people from all over the world. Fights between Christians and Christian imams happen from time to time. You know it is an international organization as soon as you get there. There are not many Chinese employees. The main reason is that translation machines are so convenient, so few people care about these issues except when saying hello during festivals.

The other party generously extended his hand to Lu Mingfei, which made Lu Mingfei a little flattered and subconsciously shook it back: "My fan?"

The girl laughed as sweetly as silver bells.

"Hahaha, I really like those videos you made, but I bought the fan brand with Zihang. You are indeed a very interesting guy, very similar to Zihang. I thought it was strange before, but when I took a closer look, Maybe you have some kind of bloodline like us."

The girl was calm and generous, and brushed off Lu Mingfei's embarrassing remarks in an understatement.

"My name is Susie. I am the first unit of Group B of the Executive Department. I am a member of the reserve team of Group A."

"Oh, Elite!" Lu Mingfei answered subconsciously.

Su Qian choked and didn't know how to respond: "Well, anyway, I came to receive psychological counseling with Zihang, and my morning is over. Now Zihang is inside, and I am waiting for him. "

The words "Zihang" in Su Qian's mouth made Lu Mingfei very embarrassed.

But soon Lu Mingfei felt that the name "Zihang" seemed familiar. I seem to know him, and not recently, but a long time ago, it seems like

The door to the psychological counseling classroom was suddenly pushed open from the inside, and an expressionless male young man walked out. This is a man who almost has the words "handsome" and "pretentious" written on his face, just like the "sword-like man" described in martial arts novels. For a moment, Lu Mingfei even felt that what he saw was not a human being. , but a gleaming samurai sword placed on a gorgeous sword stand.

"It's your turn, Lu Mingfei."

The other party called out Lu Mingfei's full name very naturally. Black eyes met Lu Mingfei's eyes. Lu Mingfei had an inexplicable feeling that he and the other party were the generals in a one-on-one duel between the two armies before the war. He seemed to want to say something, probably something like "warm wine and kill Hua Xiong". After saying this, he would raise his sword and kill Lu Mingfei off his horse.

This is embryonic killing. The expressionless killing god handsome and the little white rabbit good-for-nothing Lu Mingfei looked at each other, and as soon as they opened their mouths, they unsheathed their swords and slashed——

"Let's have a meal together when we have time."

".ah?"

Guan Yunchangwen warmed up the wine, brandished the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, rode up to Hua Xiong and asked him if he had eaten. What does it mean? Could it be that instead of using a knife, a pot of Chongqing hot pot should be stuffed into Hua Xiong's mouth and sent him to the toilet to squat?

Lu Mingfei was a little crazy.

Su Qian, who was next to the paralyzed man, picked up the conversation skillfully: "Let's have a meal together when we have time. We are fellow villagers after all. The National Day will be in a few days. Although there is no holiday here, we can get together then. "

Lu Mingfei didn't quite understand what the two people's inexplicable conversation meant.

Su Qian's words did not remind Lu Mingfei of who this 'Zihang' was, nor did they impress Lu Mingfei on the casual dinner date he had with this handsome couple. They only reminded Lu Mingfei of "National Day? That night" The S5 World Finals starts at 22:00, who will be the first LPL team to compete in foreign games?"

Lu Mingfei pondered. The words 'dangerous bloodline' that Susie mentioned failed to attract his attention at all.

He is so normal. What is normal seems abnormal in this Chaldea. His dangerous bloodline and other things seem to have nothing to do with him.

Lu Mingfei entered the psychological counseling room. After taking a sip of wheat tea and moistening his throat, Dr. Luo Man welcomed Lu Mingfei's arrival with a smile.

"Want to talk about the story of "Xia Ke Xing"?"

As soon as Roman opened his mouth, Lu Mingfei's nervous mood immediately relaxed a lot.

"No need, I've tasted enough."

The password is correct. It seems that the secret code of the King of Heaven and the Tiger Pagoda to suppress the river demon has matched. It's always easy for people in a small circle to make jokes and ease the atmosphere. Roman has obviously done his homework. He should keep the public screen professional, right? Lu Mingfei breathed a sigh of relief, no longer nervous, and generously buried his buttocks into the soft sofa.

"So Lao Luo, what is the purpose of this sudden psychological counseling?"

As the director of the medical department, Roman did not have the airs of superiors and subordinates. He asked Lu Mingfei to pour himself a cup of wheat tea, and then said calmly:

"Actually, it's nothing. Most Chaldeans are engineers and scientists with reliable backgrounds from all walks of life. However, there are many special beings in your executive department. The higher-ups feel that perhaps the physiques of people with inhuman bloodline are more suitable for soul transfer. time travel, so we just conducted a unified investigation, mainly to see if the mental state of you people is stable or unstable."

"Bloodline? Mental stability?" Lu Mingfei scratched his head, "Is this the kind of setting where you can be exempted from guilt by putting a sign of depression on yourself?"

"You're the only one who talks a lot! Forget it, it's probably okay to look at you like this."

Roman also scratched his head.

"Oh, actually you are not normal at all."

"Old contradictory literature."

"Don't be so talkative. I won't talk to you about cross talk today. Hey, you guys are just messing around with translators. You can just play around with people from other countries who can't understand. In short, those of you who have the ability to use the 'Speech Spirit' Bloodborn of strength.”

Roman paused, seemed to think of something, and then changed his words:

"Logically speaking, most people who are born with mysterious powers should have felt that they were incompatible with the world when they were young, so they are easily attracted to people with the same bloodline. Biologically speaking, we call this 'Blood Power' Sorry. I think Chu Zihang was attracted to you before, but I don't understand your weird normal situation, and I don't know how to counsel you.

Well, let me tell you a secret, just as a reminder. Because your actual test results are terrible, the higher-ups plan to transfer you to the back as an experimental assistant. I heard that Uesugi Kenshin's holy relics were recently found, and you may be allowed to assist. Doing heroic spirit summoning experiments or something like that, your physique may easily attract those abnormal bloodline heroic spirits with mental problems. "

Roman finished a cup of barley tea, poured himself another cup, and continued to moisten his throat. It was obvious that the previous tutoring class was a waste of words:

"Anyway, just tell me a little about how you lived at home when you were a child, and then I'll submit it to the higher-ups. It seems like you don't look like a Sartre-type personality with mental problems. Oh, by the way, don't talk to me when you're free. Play some games and chat with those two people just now?”

Lu Mingfei hesitated: "Can't we use games to communicate? I can always make people smile when I play games."

"As long as you're happy." Roman shrugged, "It's just that the concentration of your two-spined ape is too high."

Lu Mingfei casually described his past, and Roman unsurprisingly complained that Lu Mingfei's character was like an "Eastern version of Harry Potter."

"But your uncle is kind to you," Roman said. This topic didn't last long. Lu Mingfei didn't know how much Roman had listened to it, but he himself was somewhat impressed by a strange noun that Roman accidentally popped out of his mouth——

‘Mixed race’

Sounds pretty cool. Lu Mingfei thought in his heart.

The psychological counseling ended simply like this.

Compared with this unexplained psychological counseling examination, Lu Mingfei's real worry was his test scores. After the fuss had passed, he discovered that his bonus contract included the stipulation that "if the results fail, the bonus will be deducted."

Damn it, how can he understand that dense contract written in tadpole Latin?

If you don’t get good grades, you won’t have money, which is fucking scary.

That night, Lu Mingfei ate in the cafeteria. Kadok was doing experiments in the dormitory. Lu Mingfei was afraid that his operation would accidentally cause an explosion, so after accepting Kadok's request to "bring me a German pork knuckle when he comes back", Lu Mingfei escaped. own room.

The radio above the head broadcasts day after day that Chaldea's time machine has observed that the world will be destroyed in a hundred years, emphasizing that the kings still need to work hard to protect the world, and encouraging the young masters in the execution department.

Lu Mingfei at the bottom was eating pasta with a plastic fork, worried that next time he would lose all his bonuses if he failed all subjects. Next to him was Matthew, who also ordered the same food as Lu Mingfei today. Imitating Lu Mingfei's movements, he carefully poked the fried pork chop pieces with his fork.

--Then

"Do you want me to help you make up lessons?"

Because the tone of the conversation was too natural, this extremely natural sentence suddenly came out, frightening Lu Mingfei's hand to shake suddenly, and accidentally threw the pork chop away——

Then the man who suddenly spoke to him picked up the pork chop with his chopsticks firmly and threw it back into Lu Mingfei's plate.

Matthew looked at the pork chop on Lu Mingfei's plate, then at the expressionless man who was talking to Lu Mingfei, and then at the pork chop on his own plate, feeling a little at a loss.

The expressionless man sat down opposite Lu Mingfei. Susie said softly "Excuse me" and sat next to the man, opposite to Matthew, and placed a pair of chopsticks on Matthew. On the plate, Susie, who is like a sister, is as gentle as jade. "Do you want me to teach you how to use chopsticks?" she asked Matthew.

Lu Mingfei suddenly remembered who the expressionless man in front of him was.

——Chu Zihang

Chu Zihang was Lu Mingfei’s senior in high school. He was a popular figure in Shilan Middle School and was known as a living legend. Everyone said that he seemed to have escaped from a comic book. Because he played basketball, many people thought He is the living Rukawa Kaede.

People like Lu Mingfei shouldn't have anything to do with him, but Lu Mingfei really knew Chu Zihang.

And it wasn't Lu who was so shameless as to talk to him, but the other party came to him on his own initiative. Just like this time, he suddenly came to him without any warning, and came to him inexplicably, trying to help Lu Ming. It's not a big deal, but he doesn't know how to speak. It scares Lu Mingfei more than thanking him.

Yes, he is the Chu who came to Lu Mingfei's house inexplicably to comfort Lu Mingfei and said that he knew the origin of this sentence when he was laughed at and publicly executed for saying the famous line from "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" Senior.

Was he also in Chaldea?

In the past few months since Lu Mingfei came to Chaldea, apart from taking classes and taking exams, he has been playing games to make money as an internet celebrity and making short videos. In a sense, he has been quite busy, but because he is not busy with anything serious, he has not had much contact with Chuzi. sailing circle.

In this Chaldea, everyone likes to use the phrase "Kirshtalia is here anyway" to excuse their failure in the exam. Kirshtalia is the de facto leader, as some people call him for Augustus, but more people like to call him Caesar because he did not take away the position of Chaldean leader.

It is said that the servant he intends to summon is Caesar, the legendary military leader of ancient Rome.

But there are still some people who are unwilling to surrender, unwilling to hand over their lives to 'Caesar', and that person is Chu Zihang. Chu Zihang has excellent grades, particularly outstanding results in the mechanical department examination, and even got a Professor Leif, who is solely responsible for the maintenance of Chaldea's mechanical equipment, received praise and focused attention.

Many people think that he will be promoted to Group A. There are even rumors that Professor Leif has prepared the sacred relics of the legendary Lion-Hearted King Richard for him. He will become the master of the Lion-Hearted King and gather around Chu Zihang. All of them have the drive to refuse to admit defeat and are the most prominent violent group members in the executive department.

Chu Zihang's only problem was similar to Lu Mingfei's. His resume before coming to Chaldea was too clean. Coming to Chaldea was the starting point for him to come into contact with the mysterious world.

This group of people is also called the Lion Group, and Chu Zihang is the heart of the lion. Lu Mingfei had also heard of him, but he thought he had the same name, but he didn't expect that he was a real acquaintance and a fellow countryman of his.

"I can help you with your exams"

Chu Zihang's words were as fast and accurate as ever. He was like a chef cutting salmon with a sword. Those who didn't know his attitude thought he was going to commit seppuku at any time. And Lu Mingfei was like the trembling salmon on his chopping board. Occasionally, Jumping around a few times means that you are still alive even though you only have your head. When making sashimi, remember to be sharp with your knife.

"On condition that I want you to join my team."

Although he knew it was not polite, Lu Mingfei still used a fork to fork a piece of pork chop and stuffed it into his mouth. He chewed it twice to suppress his shock and swallowed back the words that he almost blurted out, "Isn't the boss Caesar here?"

"What virtue and ability am I?"

Chu Zihang used actions to interrupt Lu Mingfei's nonsense before he could finish speaking.

The dim golden light danced in his eyes, like burning gold. He seemed to whisper something, and a fire snake appeared out of thin air, hovered around him for a while and then disappeared.

Chu Zihang said: "I found Chaldea in order to investigate this power. This is my word spirit 'Blazing Sun'. It can produce high temperatures and turn into flames or create strong flashes, but your 'Platinum Star' is better than mine." Stronger, you have greater potential than me.”

"This is Zihang's idea."

Su Qian suddenly interrupted, a golden light stronger than Chu Zihang's lit up in her eyes, a pale electric arc suddenly danced on the metal tableware, and they were suspended in mid-air.

"My word spirit allows me to control electromagnetic fields. You can think of me as Misaka's sister." What Su Qian said means that she has done the homework in advance to communicate with Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei subconsciously scratched his thigh with his hand. Although Chu Zihang's expressionless face made it unclear whether he was kind to him or not, but Su Qian next to him did not imply this, but made it clear. , which probably means "Zihang invites you to join, but don't really think that you, a mascot cat, can be the leader of the lions."

Lu Mingfei had no real sense of the so-called doomsday crisis, and the atmosphere in Chaldea was not that heavy. Chu Zihang said that he was more troubled than excited or afraid. It’s probably like the nerdy feeling of having to be dragged out by your mother to try on clothes in a store even though you can buy clothes online.

"That's not good, brother," Lu Mingfei replied intentionally, "Look, the sister-in-law next to you doesn't seem very happy."

Susie: "."

Huh? The fascinating light in Susie's eyes seems to be dimmed?

"I can help you pass the exam"

Chu Zihang didn't realize it, but he was still increasing the pressure, stubbornly making Lu Mingfei think that he looked like a cold young man, but in fact he was a bit of a dick.

"I have people here who can help you guess the questions and prepare the most suitable physical training plan for you. Join us, don't you want to become stronger? Don't you want to know where your strength comes from?"

Chu Zihang's proposal made Lu Mingfei a little hesitant. The requirement to pass the exam made him a little tempted, mainly because if this continued, his bonus would really be deducted by Olga Marie.

——[There are differences in the development of the story]——

[Does Lu Mingfei accept Chu Zihang’s invitation? 】

【1.Accept】

【2.Reject】

[3. "Can you just help me pass the exam?\

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