Lord of Puluo

Although he is a little afraid of the record player, Li Banfeng's sleep quality has always been very high in the portable home.

When I woke up, I lit a candle and turned on my pocket watch. It was ten o'clock again.

Li Banfeng was a little thirsty, so he leaned under the bed to look for water, but the bucket disappeared again.

Before going to bed last night, Li Banfeng went to the river to get a bucket of water, boiled it, let it cool, and put it next to the bed. When he woke up, it was gone again.

House spirits love to be clean, Li Banfeng knows this.

But when you pack your things, do you also have to take my living habits into consideration?

Li Banfeng held the candle and looked around for a bucket. He searched for a long time but couldn't find it.

It's not a big deal if I can't find the bucket, but I really can't buy another one.

But one thing was missing.

The copper lotus is missing!

Li Banfeng's veins jumped immediately!

Last night, the copper lotus refined Rong Jinan's corpse into two red pills. Li Banfeng accepted the lotus seeds with his own hands and watched the copper lotus close its petals in the corner of the wall. Why did it disappear in the blink of an eye?

Picked up by the record player?

Where did the packing go?

I searched the whole room several times, but there was no trace of him.

Except for the record player, the tables and chairs taken from the old lady's room were missing, and the various medicinal materials taken from Du Xiu Decai's room were also missing.

Madam, where did you put your things?

The record player does not respond.

Li Banfeng's heart sank and he had a bad guess.

Is there another possibility that these things were not collected by the record player?

Is it possible that someone entered the residence last night?

How did he get into Suiju?

Do you have a key?

Has the key I hid outside been picked up by someone?

Li Banfeng broke out in cold sweat when he thought of this.

Go out and have a look?

no!

If someone picked up the key, entered the residence, took the copper lotus, and went out again, why didn't he kill me?

He might not dare to kill me in the mobile home because there is a record player.

If I go out now, there will probably be a group of people waiting for me outside.

But I can't stay in the portable home forever. There is no food or water here, and I can't last long.

You can't act rashly now. First, make sure that someone really entered the residence.

Li Banfeng held up the candlestick and carefully inspected the entire room. Even if the record player was kept clean and cleaned frequently, as long as someone came in and out, there would always be some traces left.

No trace was found, and he found something incredible.

On the wall opposite the door, Li Banfeng found a door.

The color of the door is the same as the wall. You have to look carefully to find the very subtle door shaft and door crack.

What's behind this door?

Will it lead to another world?

Could there be unknown creatures living inside?

Is it possible that it's another me?

Li Banfeng was considering whether to open the door and take a look when the record player suddenly rang, which made Li Banfeng tremble.

laugh! laugh! laugh!

Spring comes and the windows are full of green,

The eldest girl is embroidering mandarin ducks under her window.

Suddenly there was a ruthless rod,

The two sides were evenly matched!

This is Song of the Four Seasons.

This song is very popular in Yaowanggou, and it is said that it is popular in the entire Puzhou.

Why did you suddenly sing this song? Li Banfeng asked directly.

laugh! laugh! laugh!

The record player continued to sing:

The willow silk will grow when summer comes,

Lang Jun is too sleepy to get up.

Running around day and night to add wealth,

The slave adds a house to the official.

She changed the lyrics again.

What does it mean to add a room?

Li Banfeng murmured to himself: Are you giving me a concubine?

Tsk~~

There was a long cry and a cloud of steam rushed in. Li Banfeng was so hot that his whole body turned red.

It hurt a little, so I just took a steam bath.

Suddenly, there was an extra door in the house. Of course, this room did not refer to a concubine, but an extra room for the wife.

What kind of room?

Li Banfeng opened the door and took a look.

The house is exactly the same as the previous home.

The size and shape are the same, but the furnishings are less.

There is a bucket, a table, two chairs, a cloth bag, and a copper lotus placed on the table.

The record player specially packed these things into another room.

Li Banfeng's mouth opened wide and he couldn't close it for a long time.

The fact that the record player can be tidied up did not surprise Li Banfeng. She had always done a good job in housework before.

What really surprised Li Banfeng was that she was able to leave an extra room with her!

Traveling with you is a sanctuary built by a traveling cultivator for himself.

Judging from the salesman's original description, this traveling cultivator was of extremely high level.

And the record player was able to further expand this sanctuary.

What level is the record player?

In shock, Li Banfeng discovered another bizarre thing.

The copper lotus is open and contains a lotus seed.

Where do these lotus seeds come from?

To his surprise, Li Banfeng discovered that the bag was also open.

The cloth bag contained the medicinal materials used by Decai to make poisons. Li Banfeng took the cloth bag and looked at it carefully. Nearly half of the medicinal materials were missing.

Based on the situation in the room, Li Banfeng speculated on what happened last night.

The record player somehow created a new room in the portable home.

She put the bucket, copper lotus flowers, tables, chairs, and cloth bags into the room. When she put the cloth bags in, she spilled the medicinal materials intentionally or unintentionally.

new

Copper Lotus saw the medicinal materials, sensed it, and refined the medicinal materials into elixirs. This was basically the same process as the process of refining the snake-spotted elixir.

The remaining medicinal materials did not have enough medicinal properties and the copper lotus did not like it, so they were discarded.

It's a reasonable guess, and I don't know what kind of elixir the copper lotus will be concocted this time.

Li Banfeng picked up the lotus seed and put it in his hand. The copper lotus flower closed automatically.

Not long after, the lotus seeds exploded, and three green pills burst out.

What are the uses of these three green pills?

A smell of bitterness made Li Banfeng frown.

Poison cultivators use poisons, and these three pills must also be poisonous. Li Banfeng didn't dare to keep them in his hands for a long time, so he quickly found a money clip and put the pills in it.

The remaining medicinal materials were screened by Copper Lotus. Since Copper Lotus thought they were of no use, they simply threw them away.

With one more room, the living space became larger. Li Banfeng was in a good mood and decided to decorate the two rooms.

Li Banfeng calls the newly expanded room an outer room.

The original room was called the main room by Li Banfeng.

The main room should not be too crowded, and the outer room should not be too spacious.

Li Banfeng first moved the bathtub to the outer room. This thing took up a lot of space.

Besides the bathtub, what else can be moved?

Li Banfeng didn't know how to use that spear, so he took it to the outer room first.

anything else?

Feather duster, this is not suitable for the main room.

Anymore?

seemingly……

Gone.

The main room was so crowded before, but now that there is an outer room, there don’t seem to be that many things that need to be stored...

laugh!

The record player emitted a puff of steam, which sounded like a sneer.

Li Banfeng glared: Are you laughing at me? Are you laughing at my poor life?

The record player then sang Song of the Four Seasons:

One day for a husband and a hundred days of kindness,

How dare I laugh at my husband?

Every stitch and every thread is a slave to your heart,

Let me break it down with you.

The lyrics are sincere, but the singing is full of sarcasm!

Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and said, Just wait until I buy back a house full of good property and blind your loudspeaker!

laugh! laugh!

The record player laughed at Li Banfeng twice.

Li Banfeng was very angry and was about to go out when he heard the record player singing again:

The little slave is infatuated and thoughtful,

A level of cultivation to send a lover,

All kinds of exquisite flavors are on the tip of your nose,

Golden eyes and autumn hair distinguish yin and yang~~

etc!

Li Banfeng returned to the record player: You just said a level of cultivation. What do you mean? Do you mean that my home cultivator has a level of cultivation?

The record player didn't answer.

Li Banfeng added: It is impossible for a house cultivator without a house spirit to reach a higher level. You have given me a level of cultivation. Could it be said that you are already my house spirit?

The record player still didn't answer.

Are you really willing to follow me? In fact, it's good to be with me. I can make money and support the family, and I will never treat you badly.

laugh!

The record player scoffed.

Don't underestimate me, I'm a millionaire now.

laugh!

The record player puffed out another puff of steam.

Is she laughing at me again?

Forget it, don't argue with her about this matter.

You just said that I already have the first level of home cultivation. Do I still have two skills?

The record player doesn't speak.

The delicate taste of a hundred flavors on the tip of my nose, does it mean that my sense of smell will become particularly developed?

I discovered before that I can smell some poisons. Now that I have layers, is my nose more sensitive?

What does it mean to distinguish yin and yang with golden eyes? Does it mean that I have fiery eyes and golden eyes?

If I can distinguish yin and yang, does that mean I can distinguish ghosts?

Is this a technique common to homesteaders, or is it a technique unique to you?

Wife, don’t ignore me!

You could just say something, don't make me talk to myself all the time and make me look like I'm mentally ill.

Chichi~

The record player scoffed twice more.

Li Banfeng got angry: Madam, why do you always laugh at me?

A cloud of steam came up and polished the mirror on the table.

What do you mean, let me look myself in the mirror?

Li Banfeng looked in the mirror, and his eyes suddenly widened.

He has a lot of makeup on his face!

Dark eyebrows.

Deep purple eyeshadow.

White glowing foundation.

A little bright red lips.

This is much more glamorous than ordinary women’s makeup!

If Li Banfeng goes live with this face, he can attract tens of thousands of followers overnight!

Li Banfeng said angrily: Who did this? Madam, is it you?

Chichi~

Banglanglanglang~

The record player sang: Hey, my husband has wronged my slave. This is what the bloody bitch did!

Li Banfeng was stunned: Pendulum with blood? Why did she do this?

The record player read: This is due to nature. Her soul was eaten by me, leaving only some spirituality. This bitch is born to love to dress up. If you use the pendulum once, you will be dressed up by her again!

Li Banfeng looked at the pendulum and said, What else can this bitch do?

Chichi~

The record player whispered softly: You can take it if you want. Husband, all the magic weapons in the world have to be paid for. She just loves to dress you up. This cost is nothing.

Li Banfeng scratched his scalp: What do you mean you have to spend money before you can use it?

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