Is this really just an RPG? !

Chapter 4 - Zombie's Daily Cleaning Diary

Lilith Berkeley, Her Royal Highness Princess of the Alexander Empire, is also a powerful witch with extraordinary beauty and intelligence. Every month, she can win the first place in the "Women Most Wanted to Marry Ranking", It can be said to be the dream lover of the people of the Alexander Empire.

——Not only for men, but also for some women.

Her Royal Highness is now living away from her country for some reason and living in the Demon King's Castle. In this regard, the person involved not only did not feel any discomfort, but also enjoyed this situation very much. He would conduct academic research as a witch every day, and at the same time, he did not forget the duty of the princess. He often communicated with the devil and his subordinates to enhance friendship. This will strengthen the relationship between the two countries.

Today, Lilith also went to the devil's office as usual and talked with the devil for the whole morning, until the devil yelled "It's noon and it's time to rest" and hurried out of the office, this tea party is completely over, princess He also left the Demon King's office contentedly.

It's not lunch time yet, and Lilith has no plans to do academic research, after all, she can't even complete an experiment in such a short time. So, Lilith picked up her magic weapon and walked towards the training room, intending to move her body.

Even if she was a witch, even if Lilith used magic power, she did not forget to exercise.

There are many kinds of witches, and Lilith is a prop witch among witches, who is good at making all kinds of magic props.

But no matter what kind of witch it is, it is impossible to rely solely on its own magic power, so "physical exercise" is common for witches-on the one hand, it allows them to use magic and magic props more freely, on the other hand, it allows them to I live longer and have more time to understand the unknown side of the world.

That's it, Lilith came to the training room of the Demon King's Castle.

This is the place where the devil Spike practiced magic. There are a lot of props inside, and occasionally the devil's subordinates will appear here. It's obviously a relationship between superiors and subordinates, but as the devil, Spike is unexpectedly unassuming——Lilith thinks so.

She was about to do warm-up activities, but when she saw a lot of training props in the training room, Lilith was slightly taken aback.

While still in the palace, Lilith would exercise regularly. Since being brought here by the Demon King, she has encountered a series of things. She has not exercised for a long time, and her academic research has not been interrupted, which made Lilith a little confused about her physical condition.

"Well, as expected, let's start with arming first."

Lilith said to herself, looking at the white gloves on her hands.

Gloves made through the props system, judging from the inscribed runes, there are only four runes: "magic enhancement", "defense enhancement", "regeneration enhancement" and "material enhancement", the last three are defensive equipment Among the common runes in the world, the first one is added for the fact that the wearer is a spellcaster.

From the perspective of equipment, this is an ordinary magic equipment that can only be sold for a dozen gold coins.

——Although this pair of gloves is very suitable for women to wear, this will add about a hundred gold coins to the top.

But it's not that simple.

"Laevatain."

As if responding to Lilith's call, the pure white gloves instantly burned. The bursting flames did not cause any harm to Lilith, but gathered together to form a giant sword.

"OK! Lilith's magical weapon 'Laevatain'! At the beginning, I struggled with a lot of weapon types, but this is the best one. A chainsaw is a woman's romance! Come on!"

Shouting excitedly, Lilith turned on a switch on the giant sword, and the blade of the giant sword moved.

"It works normally, without any problems... The improved chainsaw is already a finished product, but it's the first time to transform a chainsaw into a magic weapon. I was afraid that something might go wrong, but I didn't expect it to go so smoothly."

Lilith sighed and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Laevatain lifted."

The weapon in his hand responded to Lilith's voice again, and the entire chainsaw burned into a cluster of flames, and then the flames dissipated, leaving only a pair of pure white gloves without any strange features—except for the looming runes on the back of the gloves.

"The concealment of the rune is not in place, it seems that it needs to be modified... who?"

Footsteps suddenly sounded in the silent training room, and Lilith immediately reacted, put her hands behind her back, and turned to look at the door.

The door of the training room was pushed open.

It was a human hand, but the skin was a weird green color, and it gave off a weird rancid smell.

"The devil king... ah, it's Your Highness the Princess."

It's a zombie who seems to look a bit embarrassed by seeing someone he didn't expect.

"Eh? A zombie? Is it a subordinate of the Demon King?"

"Well, this is Larry, one of the demon king's subordinates, and his race is zombies among the undead... No! Why are you here, Your Highness Princess!"

"It's been too long since I haven't been active, so I want to exercise a little bit?"

"Why use interrogative sentences!"

"As the saying goes! Life lies in movement, whether it's under the bed or under the bed [beep~], the difference is that the former is maintaining life, while the latter is [beep~] life!"

"How do you manage to say such a bad thing in a serious manner? Is it possible that the hidden attribute of Her Royal Highness is actually eroticism?"

"Well, actually, Mr. Larry, it's quite remarkable that you can say such a long sentence in one breath."

"Thank you for the compliment...it's no wonder! I'm not complimenting you, Your Highness Princess!"

Larry let out a heavy breath.

——Although the zombie doesn't need to breathe at all, maybe he just feels that such behavior can relax a little?

Although it was just a few conversations, Larry felt that it was more tiring than dealing with dozens of mutants with the brave.

"The princess, where is the Lord Demon King? I have something to report to him."

"For the devil king, he should be resting. If you want to report, it's better to wait until the afternoon. And even if you have something important to report, no matter how anxious you are, you can't go to see the devil king like this."

Only then did Larry realize that he seemed a little too dirty.

Although most people think that zombies are the image of dirty, smelly and tattered clothes, and even think "this is the zombie".

That's not the case. Even zombies like to be clean, and Larry has always felt aggrieved by this.

Who made their residence a cemetery, and it was in the soil of the cemetery.

In order to maintain the body, it is necessary to accumulate the breath of death... that is Grace's gift. They don't need to eat or breathe, but they can't stop absorbing Grace's breath for a long time, which will cause them to be unable to maintain themselves and go directly to reincarnation.

So zombies are dirty and smelly.

As for the shabby clothes, that's just because of poverty.

——It is really sad that few people hire zombies to work.

And cleaning again and again, no matter how careful you are, you will lose a piece of meat or a bone if you don't pay attention, so the zombies don't bother to clean themselves again.

In addition, the outside world's perception of zombies is generally the same.

Gradually, I got used to this situation.

But now, Larry also thinks that he is a bit too bad, and it is really not good to meet the devil like this.

The explosion at that time was completely unexpected. Even if he tried his best to prop up the defensive barrier, he could only keep himself from being hurt-this was probably because the brave man didn't intend to take himself as a target, and he felt scared after thinking about it.

Transcendental magic, ordinary guys may not see it in their lifetime.

The violent airflow caused by the explosion, coupled with the fluctuations, destroyed the prison in a mess, only to completely blow up the prison. When Larry was blown full of dust all over his body and came back to his senses, the brave man who was the perpetrator of the accident had gone to nowhere, and he had to help the brave man deal with the aftermath.

What a brave warrior.

"Yes... what happened?"

Lilith asked suddenly.

"Eh?"

Larry didn't realize for a moment what Her Royal Highness was talking about.

"You have irritable mana on your body... that is, magic power, because they are actually small balls after they are enlarged, so they are called mana. A small magic ball is a mana," said Larry, seeing the confusion on his face. Lilith stopped talking halfway through the topic, and continued after explaining in detail, "What kind of explosion happened to you just now, and it was an unusual explosion? That's why you have a little violent Ma Na, and according to this level, could it be that you have encountered supernatural magic?"

"That's true, but how did you know, Your Highness the Princess?"

I haven't mentioned it at all, could it be that the princess in front of me can read minds?

But zombies are "heartless"!

Larry smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Ah, I don't know if you have heard of it. Transcendental magic is very similar to large-scale magic. On the one hand, both require huge mana, and even need to mobilize mana from the surroundings and other life forms. On the other hand, It’s that they all have a terrifying scope of action,” Lilith suddenly stopped in the middle of her speech, like a child’s bad taste, and forced Larry’s curiosity until there was an obvious expression change on the other party’s face Then he continued to explain, "However, they still have an essential difference, that is, supernatural magic can change the world."

"No matter how irritable Mana is, once the magic is over, it won't take long for Mana to return to its usual state."

"It is only the supernatural magic that can keep Mana in such a violent state for so long, maybe even longer."

"I'm curious who is the caster who released this supernatural magic, can you tell me?"

So this is ah!

After listening to Lilith's answer, Larry couldn't help thinking.

In fact, he heard a similar answer not long ago, but he didn't listen carefully because of the emergency.

Looking into those eyes full of curiosity, Larry told the curious princess the answer she wanted without thinking at all.

"It's the brave man, the brave man entrusted by the king of the Alexander Empire to come to rescue the princess."

"That's it~~~"

Lilith nodded in satisfaction, then suddenly remembered something, and suddenly became depressed.

"Ah! I've been forgetting to write a letter to my father! In fact, I should have told him earlier that I am staying here well, and there is no need to entrust a brave man to save me!"

"..."

Because he was called by the devil to talk alone when he was dispatched, Larry also understood why the brave man came to the devil's palace. Hearing what Lilith said, he wisely chose to remain silent.

"Actually the hero came to save the Demon King", if he really said it, he would be beaten to death.

Whether it is on the side of the princess or the side of the devil.

A rare mixed doubles.

He didn't want to experience this kind of thing at all.

"But it's just right, I'm curious about the brave man, so let's just wait here for him."

"That's it, I will take my leave first."

The topic finally came to an end, and Larry felt that he should go to see the devil, and he couldn't keep the devil waiting for too long.

But before he had time to leave the training room, he was stopped by Lilith.

"Wait a moment!"

"His Royal Highness, Princess?"

"In order to thank you for bringing such good news, let me help you dress up! I just researched a good body wash recently, which is very powerful in cleaning dirt and deodorizing!"

"Which... Thank you very much, Your Royal Highness, for your kindness! But this is really..."

"You mean the rotten flesh on your body? The rotten smell? It's okay, it doesn't matter. In fact, you are much better than the materials I encountered during my research. At least from the appearance, it didn't cause mental pollution."

"..."

What the hell kind of stuff! It is even more polluting than the appearance of zombies!

…………

Wait a minute, material that's more tainted than a zombie's appearance should be fine.

But what kind of strange research did you do, Your Highness?

Why use that kind of material!

"Anyway, leave it to me! In exchange, tell me more about the hero."

"Then, thank you very much, Your Highness, but can I understand what you mean by 'bath liquid'? It's a strange way of saying it."

"Oh, it's a kind of prop used in bathing. It seems to be rare on the demon side, but it is more common on the human side. After all, using bath liquid is cleaner than water, and it can also remove odors."

"That's it..."

"Besides, I also deliberately added the holy water I got in the church before, and the effect is better than ordinary bath liquid!"

"……What?"

Larry froze for a moment.

If he heard correctly, Her Royal Highness seems to be talking about holy water?

"And it's the holy water from the Church of the Spirit of Light! It's a very rare thing, otherwise I can consider mass-producing this bath liquid."

"..."

It's still the holy water of the Church of the Spirit of Light!

That kind of stuff is really top-notch in decontamination and deodorization!

After all, if that thing is sprinkled on the zombies, nothing will be left behind. In various senses, it can be regarded as a thorough decontamination and deodorization.

Larry felt that his life had come to an end, and he would soon return to the embrace of Lord Grace.

【Master Grace...】

Larry sincerely called out to the gods he believed in in his heart.

At the same time, he also sincerely asked the god he worshiped.

【Master Grace, why do you always have trouble with Lady Octavia? 】

——By the way, Octavia is the god of light, which is also the god believed by the Church of the Spirit of Light.

——By the way, all the creatures on Lindsay Continent think that Grace and Octavia are enemies, so Grace's believers will be burned to ashes if they touch Octavia's gift . But in fact, Grace is a masochist, and the object she relies on is Octavia, hoping to be bullied by Octavia until she shines in Octavia. burned to ashes. ——I have no idea what these horrible gods are thinking.

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