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Chapter 398 397 Good, good, good! Finally lost!

Chapter 398 397. Good, good! Finally lost!

"Captain Lin Li, please start choosing your opponent for the final round." Ten Leng Odin asked with a similar expression to Lin Li.

"Heh—" Hearing the words, Lin Li laughed at himself.

He is no longer interested in this link. Anyway, when he is unlucky, he will win no matter what he chooses. He just asked perfunctorily, "Is this time to see people or give information?"

"Both."

"Two opponents in the last round, one of them.

He is a superhero called King, rated S, aged 29, and is known as the strongest man on Earth in the universe of "One Punch Man". When facing him, it is often accompanied by the background sound of "chug chug", which is the unique sound of the "emperor engine" starting after he enters the combat state.

He was directly recruited into the Heroes Association as an S-level hero because he was found to have defeated the super monster five times. No monster can catch his moves and survive. The only creature that can completely defeat One Punch Man once used only two He beat One Punch Man violently with his fingers for five minutes, and the helpless One Punch Man was beaten to the point where his mentality was out of balance. "

Lin Li, who didn't want to make any choice at first, was stunned when he heard this.

This is……

He looked towards the field and saw the mysterious man with three scratches and scars on his left eye, who looked very fierce and oppressive.

But in Lin Li's eyes, the protagonist is no longer him.

Because Lin Li noticed from the corner of his eye that next to King stood a dead bald man who looked weak.

The introduction of the dead bald man in yellow clothes and white cloak also came from Odin's mouth:

"The other opponent is a superhero called the bald man in the cape, with a rating of C. He is 25 years old. He was originally an unemployed vagrant who was trying to find a job. After defeating a monster by chance, he regained his childhood dream and became a hero. , has a very high awareness of heroes, and is a passionate person.

In the records of the Heroes Association, he helped the old lady cross the road many times. "

Looking at the smooth and reflective head that seemed to have wiped the toilet cleaner, the corners of Wuming's mouth twitched, and then he began to take a deep breath, and the stupid hair on the top of his head flickered: "Wait a minute, everyone, there are too many things I want to vomit, let me also Take a breath."

"Why is the painting style of this stewed egg so sloppy!

"Also, isn't the hero name Bald Man in the Cloak even more casual! It directly summarizes all the attributes of this guy!"

"Helping the old lady across the road is such a heroic act worthy of record! The other opponent, KING, even beat super monsters! Why is this bald head so unstyled!"

"It's over, I'm comfortable, Lin Li, what do you choose this time? The demon king who looked strong in the first round was actually weak, and the brave man who looked weak in the second round was really weak. In the third round, I'm already not sure about this project. It's a trick."

Only then did Wuming realize that Lin Li had a confident smile on his face, as if he had seen through everything.

"It's too simple. There is no doubt that the description and appearance of that dead bald head are very weak. Why don't you pick this soft persimmon, and pick the scary-looking King?" Lin Li said firmly, shaking his fist in front of him. .

"Would it be the same as the first round, actually a counter-routine?" Wuming was a little worried.

"No!" Lin Li waved his hand firmly, "Fuck, I've caught the key word of this project - "reality". The reason why the first round seemed anti-routine, but Odin didn't actually deceive us, just We just misunderstood what he meant.

You see in the second round, the seemingly weak brave is really weak.

And in the third round, not only the information, but also the appearance of the two opponents, the sight and hearing are urging us to choose a bald head. Combined with the key factor of reality, the bald head is the correct answer! "

"Hiss——Lin Li, you said that, the details of this project are really hidden. It turns out that the three rounds are interlocking!" Wuming clapped his fists excitedly, and suddenly realized, "As expected of you, Lin Li, your brain is indeed stronger We need to be stronger!"

"Fuck, I'll send you this round." Facing Wuming Dache's vision, Lin Li looked at him with the gentle eyes of an old monk, patted Wuming's shoulder, and said kindly.

"Huh? Lin Li, will you let me go? In the last round, don't you go by yourself? You have the status of captain, and your score can be doubled." Wuming scratched his head and asked a little puzzled.

You want me to fight that bald man? You want me to die?

Although double points would be deducted if he died, Lin Li didn't want to taste the taste of death.

Thinking this way in his heart, of course Lin Li wouldn't say that, he shook his head, and said to Wuming earnestly: "Fuck, you don't understand my good intentions now.

Everyone present, except for Snow White who ran with him, basically all won their own victories. As the only one who lost, Pinocchio also just won his own victory and found himself self-confidence.

Look, this kid is now a little green except for his head, but he is already holding his head high!

I know, even though you don't say anything, you still have a heartache about losing to Marvel in the first project, so I hope you can use this victory to regain your self-confidence. It is even more important for our team to get the extra two points! Forced, the most important thing is your self-confidence! "

Wuming had already had tears in his eyes. He held Lin Li's hands, almost kneeling, and said in a trembling grateful voice: "Lin Li...you...you are too kind to me! I didn't expect that you not only want our team to win, but also I want everyone on our team to win happily! Even care about our mental health!

You really did your best for the Shileng team! Lin Li, I swear "beep--" that from now on, I am willing to stand up for you! "

Then Wuming wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and nodded vigorously: "Okay, let me go this time! I will definitely not disappoint your good intentions! Come back with a big victory!"

"Well, I believe in you." Lin Li exuded the radiance of fatherly love, but looked at Wuming kindly, nodded, and responded warmly.

Wuming felt that he had met a great leader like Jesus.

...

Game start.

The Marvel team actually sent Deadpool, who they're "repelling"—or Deadpool squeezed out all of them alone.

Doctor Strange, as the captain, also did not appear in this project.

But thinking about it, Lin Li felt relieved. According to King's description, no one could have seen King's move and survived, which greatly shocked everyone in Marvel.

And death not only can't score, but also deducts points, probably because of this, they don't know King's true level, so they sent the immortal deadpool, in order to reduce losses.

"Oh, what a strong muscle, King, do you usually go to the gym? What kind of exercise do you like? To be honest, there are too few gym equipments near my house..." Deadpool, who had finally regained his sight, couldn't control himself as soon as he came on stage My own chatterbox attribute, started chatting with King.

Facing Deadpool's broken mouth, King just stared at him stubbornly, the emperor's engine was already running at full speed, and the sound was like thunder!

Deadpool's eyes narrowed, and he pulled out the double knives behind his back. He didn't dare to approach King immediately, but walked slowly around him: "They are right, what a terrifying coercion, really makes me people tremble..."

Ten cold here.

"Oh! Are you my opponent? Hello, my name is Saitama. I am a hero out of interest! Some people say that you can experience the passion of fighting here, so I came here. Are you that kind of opponent?" Braised egg scratched his bald head and said with a smile.

Nameless remembered Lin Li's expectant eyes looking at him just now.

Lin Li said that he wanted to see a confident self!

Thinking of this, the corner of Wuming's mouth also evoked a caring smile. He looked at the audience from the corner of his eye. I am afraid that at this time, Lin Li is also looking at him expectantly, encouraging himself, and hoping that he can give a positive answer.

After all, Lin Li is as kind as Jesus——

—— Wuming saw the scene of "Lin Lizai and Snow White sitting together with a smile on their face, talking and laughing happily, not paying attention to the battlefield at all".

The emotional atmosphere that was originally intended to be sublimated disappeared in an instant, and the corners of Wuming's mouth twitched with a stiff smile.

"No, no, Lin Li is not a person who values ​​sex over friends, he did this on purpose, it must be to let himself accumulate energy for complaining!"

"That's right, that's it!" Wuming, who found a reason for Lin Li, felt relieved instantly, and glanced at the auditorium again.

"Lin Li was showing Snow White's palm reading. Snow White's face was slightly red, and she punched Lin Li's shoulder in embarrassment. The top of Pinocchio's head and face next to her was slightly green, and her nose was facing the back of Lin Li's head. To form a murder scene."

The three of them still didn't take a look at themselves.

"Come on! Big brother with stupid hair!" Among the few characters who care about the battlefield, Nezha shouted.

"..."

"Why should I PUA myself! Lin Li is only a tauren, right?!"

Daimao stood up completely, and Wuming, who needed to pour out his energy, remembered the business, stared at Qitama who looked silly, and nodded: "Yes, Mr. Saitama, I am that kind of opponent!"

I, nameless, confident!

"Oh—that's great!" Qiyu heard this and began to stretch his muscles and bones, "Then I'm going to punch seriously!"

"Come on!" Wuming rushed forward with high fighting spirit.

"boom--!!!"

...

"Team Marvel received two points for defeating their opponent, and Team Ten deducted two points for the death of Beep in battle.

The "game battle" is over. The current score of the two teams is 25:7, with the Ten Cold Team leading by 18 points.

The next game will officially start at 8:00 tomorrow morning, and the remaining time will be allocated by the two teams. "After the usual announcement, the two Odins disappeared with the light curtain.

The characters who left the two universes are still immersed in the battle just now-mainly on the Marvel side.

"Did you see just now, that bald head punched down, and Shi Leng's "beep" evaporated directly! I thought he was invisible just now, but there are no dead bodies left! "The Black Widow said with lingering fear.

"Not only that, the entire space is trembling." Doctor Strange also shook his head slowly, and said with emotion: "It is probably another unsolvable opponent, I am afraid he is the One-Punch Man in their "One-Punch Man" universe.

Speaking of which, how did we win? Doctor Strange looked at Deadpool who was tied up again in the corner, but his face was no longer covered.

"I'm a hero! Why do you want to restrict me! I was just too excited to win. I accidentally touched Black Widow's butt five times and fell on Scarlet Witch! It was accidental! It wasn't intentional, It's unreasonable for you to treat me like this!" Deadpool yelled meanly.

Seeing Dr. Strange questioning himself, Deadpool shrugged and replied: "I didn't fight King, although I won't die, but I will still feel the pain, OK? After King's engine starts, it is so strong. I don't want to go up and get beaten.

I wanted to pull it off, but after the bald man next door punched out his opponent, King seemed to see that I didn't want to fight, shook his head, left the venue, and returned to their universe with the bald head. "

"King is definitely strong," Spider-Man said, "Didn't you hear the description? King is the only one in their "One-Punch Man" universe who has ever defeated One-Punch Man, or with just two fingers, and One-Punch Man We also saw the strength next door.

I'm afraid King thought we were too weak, so he simply let us win. His purpose must be the same as that bald man named Saitama, to find the passion for fighting, because he was already invincible in his original universe. "

"I think so too." Everyone agreed after hearing the words, thinking that they had found the truth.

Ten cold here.

Everyone watched as their eyes lost their colors and highlights again. After 'Death' returned to the auditorium, they hugged each other into a small ball and huddled in the corner of Wuming, looking at each other.

"Should I comfort him now~~" the warm man River God said slowly, "Or, do you need "The Moon Reflected in Two Springs"?"

"Let him be quiet." Lin Li, the culprit, said with a guilty conscience.

At this moment, Wuming was facing the wall, tears and snot mixed together.

The normally tall and upright hair on the top of the head was completely wilted at this moment, drooping on the forehead.

He will never forget that scene just now.

I rushed up, already thinking about how to put on a superior posture when I returned to the auditorium, but then the bald cloaked man named Qiyu also started to make punches.

It was nothing at first, but when the fist came out, Wuming felt that what he was facing was not a small human fist - but a fist that covered the entire space, had no dead ends, and was so powerful that it could destroy the planet!

Wuming felt that there was a big word "death" written on the top of his head.

And before he could figure out how to deal with it, the person had already appeared in the auditorium—because he was dead.

Nameless really saw Jesus.

What kind of trouble is this!

Is the Heroes Association of your universe stupid*! A C for a guy like this? The only recorded achievement is to often help the old lady cross the road! Isn't that a vegetarian meal for you!

woo woo woo.

Lin Li also said to build up self-confidence.

How confident are you now! Wuming just wants to die now.

Now I really smell like a loser—the kind that has nothing to do with farts.

In Lin Li's previous two rounds of selection, although the process was wrong and right, the results were all right.

how……

It's changed to me Hey!

But Wuming is a sensible person after all, although he is feeling very uncomfortable now, he knows that Lin Li must have nothing to blame for this.

After all, Lin Li certainly didn't know that the bald head was so terrifying.

Wuming is certain that at this moment, Lin Li must also be suffering in his heart, regretting this choice, perhaps, he is still blaming himself for the wrong decision that led to his own death.

In this case... Will showing such a posture increase his psychological pressure? ! It made him even more uncomfortable!

But he has done well enough, how can I increase his pressure! ?

Damn me! It's obvious that I didn't do well enough!

Thinking of this, Wuming got up abruptly, looked at the God of the River who had not gone to the rest area, and asked, "God of the River, where is Lin Liren? I want to apologize to him! Is he autistic now? Do you know? "

"Lin Li?" He Shen looked at Wuming gently, thought for a while, and said with his fists: "Oh, I remembered, it seems that I just dragged Bird King and Li Jing to open champagne, and said that I would not be drunk tonight."

nameless:"?"

It’s just that this contrasting role reminded me of Saitama and KING, so I couldn’t help but write it again.

There are no new chaotic characters in the future, these two are written hilariously.

The length of the three stages is decreasing, and the remaining content of this copy is not too much.

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