I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 387 386. Support foster father!

After the punishment was over, under the eyes of Lin Li and the others, Wuming and Bird King returned to Shi Leng's space.

After returning, Wuming and Bird King didn't say a word, put on their pants and jacket silently, and then squatted in the corner of the space facing the wall, holding their knees with their hands, and buried their heads tightly.

Among them, the nameless back looks like a young girl who has completely lost hope in life after being ruined, and is determined to die. I feel pity for it.

What a miserable man.

Just looking at such a back view, Lin Li seemed to hear the soundtrack of "The Moon Reflected in Two Springs".

Wuming turned his head mechanically, staring at Lin Li with his lost eyes... The river god next to him seemed to be more autistic, uttering sentences one by one through his teeth:

"River God, don't give me BGM anymore."

It was only then that Lin Li discovered that the voice of "Erquan Yingyue" was either similar, or that the versatile River God was really playing the erhu and wearing a pair of small black round glasses, which was very professional.

"Ah~~I'm afraid you won't be able to cry~~It will be much better if you cry~~" the warm man River God scratched his head and comforted him.

"I thank you thank you!" Wuming didn't seem to appreciate it.

"Brother Bird, why are you so sad? What is a naked body to you? Didn't you enjoy it just now?" Li Jing stepped forward to comfort the brother he had just met.

"Dancing is nothing... What makes me sad is that I also want to see the Black Widow and the Scarlet Witch dance. They are so close, but so far away. Who can understand my pain."

——When dancing, the four of them are side by side, and because their bodies are controlled, although they are very close to them, they are indeed completely invisible.

The corners of Bird King's eyes are often filled with tears, because his obsession with color is very deep.

Li Jing watched from the left and right, and after seeing no girls paying attention to him, he whispered into Bird King's ear as if secretly passing on information: "What we are going to say next is a secret between us, please keep quiet, Brother Bird." .”

"What, are you an undercover agent? Don't worry, I'm a villain and I won't report you." Bird King asked curiously.

"Lin Li recorded it."

Bird King immediately opened his eyes wide, and in a blink of an eye, he turned around and knelt down to Lin Li:

"Niao drifted half his life, only hated not meeting the Ming Lord, if you don't give up, the bird is willing to worship as a righteous father!"

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Lin Li: What happened?

After inexplicably recognizing a adopted son, Lin Li cleared his throat and said to everyone: "We have too little information on the undercover matter, and we won't be able to catch it for a while. Let's put it aside for now. It's a more urgent matter now. It's about the captain of our side of the universe."

The crowd formed a circle.

"The identity of the captain is undoubtedly very important, whether it is to determine the authority of the contestants, or the special rule of double the points gained and lost, once an undercover agent is used, it will become very troublesome.

Although I say that everyone may not believe it, but from my point of view, I am only sure that I am not an undercover agent, so I hope to be the captain of our universe. Believe me, I will lead everyone to victory. " Lin Li said gently.

He thought it was necessary to hold the captain in his own hands.

"My personal understanding of the Marvel universe should be the deepest among everyone. Therefore, I have the most experience in many formations. Secondly, my personal combat effectiveness is not bad. Among you..."

Lin Li's words got a little stuck here. He originally wanted everyone to give an example of his own combat power, but after thinking about it, he realized that there seemed to be not many trash in this group of guys...

Combat power without props seems... hard to compare?

"Ahem," Lin Li cleared his throat, and thought of a solution: "It's like a guy with no hair, I can kill a hundred of them with one punch!"

nameless:"?"

"Aren't I an ordinary person if I don't have hair? What's your example of me who has plucked my stupid hair!"

"The superman with constipation, the Li Jing without hands, the honest and trustworthy Pinocchio, I can kill a hundred of them with one punch!" Lin Li patted his chest and stood proudly.

"What are you so proud of! Aren't you picking a soft persimmon! Why didn't you kill a hundred Snow Whites with one punch! She is a real ordinary person!" Wuming's eyes twitched wildly.

"Because I'm more of a gentleman." Lin Li explained in a gentle manner.

"Did you make a mistake in being a gentleman!" Wuming continued to growl.

"Okay, okay, I'm forcing you to run against me for the captain's position, so let's start canvassing." Lin Li sighed, looked at Wuming and said.

"No," the nameless face immediately remained expressionless, and took a few steps back as if hearing something extremely ominous: "I support anyone other than me as the captain.

When I come to be the captain, I will definitely suffer from high blood pressure and heart disease, and I want to live a few more years. "

"Is that so?" Lin Li felt a little funny, so he turned his gaze to the others: "Do you have any other ideas? Of course, the captain is not just me saying that I will be the captain, it still depends on everyone's opinions. "

Bird King, Little King Kong, Li Jing, and Pinocchio, who had never seen dancing before, shouted firmly and forcefully the moment Lin Li looked over: "Support foster father!"

After seeing Superman, who still wants to see it, he is not to be outdone: "Support foster father!"

To be honest, Lin Li never expected that there would be such a chemical reaction in recording a portrait, Deadpool, you did a great job!

Athena and Snow White looked at the inexplicable men, but did not object: "We have no objections."

"It's all fine~~" The Buddhist River God doesn't care at all.

"Support Brother Lin Li!" Nezha also said.

So far, Lin Li has all the tickets...

"I'm Thor! Bark! (I don't agree, I want to be the captain!)" Thor stood up.

"What is Thor barking?" Athena looked at Thor in surprise and asked Lin Li.

"Thor said that he also supports Lin Li. Lin Li is expected to be the captain. He is willing to assist Lin Li wholeheartedly. Long live Captain Lin!" Lin Li said nonsense with his eyes open.

"Are you sure?" Wuming looked at Lin Li half-closed, with a strange tone.

"Of course!" Lin Li said firmly.

"Then does your calf bitten by Thor hurt?" Wuming looked at Thor who was already hanging on Lin Li's trouser leg with his teeth, and Lin Li's calf that was bleeding profusely, and said with a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth.

"It doesn't hurt!" Lin Li's tone was forceful, but then he spread his hands: "Even if Thor has a different opinion, he only has one vote and cannot affect the result."

On the contrary, Lin Li leaned over and looked at Thor curiously: "Thor, why do you want to be the captain?"

Lin Li was even thinking about the possibility that he was an undercover agent because of his abnormal behavior.

"Wow, woof! (To prove to my father that his child has grown up.)" Thor's dog barked in a deep voice, "Wow, woof! (I hope that the father who becomes the referee can see my heroic appearance, proud of me)

For the glory of the God of the North! "

Lin Li was slightly moved, he was about to say something with tears in his eyes...

"Wow~ (There is another trivial reason, that is, I can send Athena to the most difficult project, so that she can embarrass herself!)

Wang~(This way my father and I will be more pleased.)”

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"Damn it, that's your real purpose!" Lin Li's face darkened, and he slammed a chestnut on Thor's forehead. At the same time, he translated the conversation to everyone this time.

So Lin Li passed the unanimous vote, and Thor was beaten.

...

An hour passed quickly.

The light curtain was reopened, and Marvel Odin and Ten Cold Odin appeared in front of everyone again.

"Please report your captain candidates from both teams." Marvel Odin said, looking at both sides.

"Our side is me, Lin Li." Lin Li took a step forward under the watchful eyes of the Marvel characters.

"Our universe is me." On Marvel's side, Doctor Strange took a step forward.

This result was a little bit out of Lin Li's expectation. He originally thought that Captain America would be the captain, but looking at Captain America's expression, he was not reconciled, as if he also accepted the result.

After thinking about it, Lin Li was relieved, because the captain's double score mechanism, combat power may also be an important factor in judging, the strength of the US team is indeed not enough among superheroes.

"The captain has been confirmed, and his identity cannot be changed." Accompanied by Marvel Odin's words, Lin Li and Doctor Strange both wore an armband symbolizing the captain, and there was a button on the armband.

"Next, announce the competition rules for today's first event." After the captain confirmed, Marvel Odin took out the tape recorder again, turned it on and entered the topic without a pause.

"The "Ring Competition"!" "

"Please follow the opened passage to the competition venue."

As the words fell, Lin Li found that two pieces of the transparent metal wall in front of him disappeared, thus opening a passage, and the prison disappeared, and he could see that the passage led to a huge arena.

The venue is similar to the Roman Colosseum, the outer circle is full of audience stands, but it is empty.

Inside is an extremely wide circular area drawn by white lines, estimated to be about 2,000 meters in diameter. From the material point of view, the ground is also an indestructible transparent metal.

"The contestants are up to six from two universes, with a total of 12 contestants, who will be selected by the captain." Marvel Odin continued.

"Contestants come to the stage for 1V1 battles."

"After the contestants are confirmed by the captain, they will be instantly teleported to the fixed positions on the field." There is a red dot at each end of the white line, which should be the fixed positions that Odin mentioned.

"The way to judge the victory is that if one of the parties loses the ability to fight, or the body completely leaves the field of competition, it will be judged as a loser."

"If both sides lose the ability to fight or make peace at the same time, it will be a draw."

"Among them, the plane range of the competition venue is divided into the area drawn by the white line in the center of the venue, and the space range is within 100 meters above the plane."

"Death in this game is not a real death. It is classified as incapacity to fight, but the consequence is 'death'. Players will not be able to participate in any events within the next 24 hours."

"The winner can choose to continue to participate in the game. A player can participate in a maximum of two games, that is, after winning two games in a row, he will be forced to leave the game."

"The winner can get 2 points for his team, and if he wins two games in a row, he can only get 3 points in total, that is, the second victory will be halved. The captain will get 4 and 6 points, and the draw will not add points."

"The game will start in 10 minutes. The two captains are asked to choose the first player to play, press the button on the captain's armband, and tell the name to confirm. Ten minutes later, the first players on both sides will be sent to the field at the same time .”

"Rules can be heard repeatedly."

"The timer has started."

After Odin finished speaking the rules, the figure in the light curtain disappeared, leaving behind a ten-minute countdown.

"Do you fight as soon as you come up? Can't you fight Wendou?" Little King Kong said with a look of disgust.

Lin Li squinted at the past: "Little King Kong, do you think we have a chance of winning Wendou?"

"...It seems that there is no such thing." Little King Kong nodded approvingly, most of the people here should be Zhang Yu.

Everyone is vulgar.

Lin Li was not in a hurry to choose a candidate, but listened to the rules again.

He was slightly surprised, because this project was not dangerous, because even if he was killed by superheroes during the competition, he would only be unable to participate in the competition for one day.

However, Lin Li was a little puzzled, whether this method of death was considered death in the requirements of completing the task in his dungeon.

If not, where is the danger of dungeons?

For safety reasons, I should try my best not to die, who knows if a third-party god will dig a hole here.

The ultimate benefit of this project is about six people winning in a row, and then the captain himself is one of them, and he can get 14 points. Of course, this is an ideal situation.

"What do you think of this project?" Lin Li looked at everyone.

"It's just a superhero, old lady... They are gods, I don't think they can beat me." As a goddess of war, Athena still had the overbearing and self-confidence that she should have.

"I'm floating to see~~" said the river god.

"Don't count on me, I probably won't be able to fight, and I don't want to." Little King Kong, the rotten kid, shouldn't be an undercover agent, but he is even more undercover than an undercover agent.

"Bird King and I don't care. It depends on whether the opponent will let us lose on purpose." Wuming sighed and said.

"I'll listen to my adoptive father." Bird King rarely refuted Wuming.

——He only has Black Widow and Scarlet Witch in his heart.

"There's no toilet on the playing field, so what kind of playing field is it?" Stool Superman mused while pinching his buttocks and chin.

"Supershit, how long can you keep transforming once?" Lin Li asked, because he remembered that after Superman was carried out of shit by Nezha, not long after, he became an ordinary programmer again.

"This is not necessarily true. It depends on the quality of my shit. If it is hard to get over the mountain, if you are in a hurry, if you are caught in a urn, you can only hold it for three seconds at the shortest. I can keep it up for at least a whole day." Superman Stool talked eloquently.

"Don't pollute the idioms on shit!" Wuming complained.

Lin Li: "..."

"Altman has three minutes, and you only have three seconds at worst?"

"Three seconds is already great! Now I can pull it out is very good! I used to poop frequently because of frequent transformations, which made my body weak. My limit is six times a night!"

Nostalgic emotions appeared in Superman's eyes, and he had already begun to recall his youth.

At that time, I pulled as much as I wanted, and I did whatever I wanted.

"The best thing you can say is shit." Wuming said with a black face.

Lin Li tapped his fingers, the selection of the following players could be the right medicine, but in the first round, both sides were actually blind selections.

"Then..." Lin Li looked towards Marvel, and pressed the button on the captain's armband.

"Please confirm the first contestant."

...

Countdown to zero.

"It's up to me to get the first point!" The magnetic male voice echoed in the huge field, accompanied by lightning and thunder.

Wanjun's thunder flashed beside him, with a magnificent momentum.

Thor.

At this time, he had entered the state of Thor, his eyes had turned into pure white.

He looked at his opponent.

Hear his voice before seeing him.

Thor heard the soft click of a button.

Then—

"I am Thor!"

"For the glory of the God of the North!"