I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 381 380. How do you want me to litchi? !

"In this world, there is nothing more wonderful than unobstructed stool!" Superman Stool insists on this point of view.

Nameless: "Your style of death and your requirements for life are too low, hello!"

Superman's eyes are dark, staring at Wuming:

"How do people like you understand? You go to the toilet for at most ten minutes, and you spend most of your time playing with your mobile phone. You don't use any force at all, but that's exactly what happens, and the stool comes out smoothly.

Plop, plop, crazy plop, do you know that such a plop is crazy raving to me!

Because of me! Every time I start for half an hour, even if I work hard for half an hour, often in the end, I only get a rotten fart.

Hahaha--

Forced, what do you empathize with? Don't persuade others to be kind when you haven't suffered from others..."

Superman raised his head and laughed, but his smile was full of sadness. The pattering rain fell on his head, and the atmosphere of sadness spread.

Everyone on Shi Leng's side wept when they heard it, and felt sad when they heard it.

Only nameless: "..."

"Don't be sad and blame Uncle, after returning to the world, I will find you to give you another hug, and I won't let you suffer from constipation again!" Nezha wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said to Superman Shit at the same time.

"Yes, yes, we will help you." Everyone comforted Superman.

"There are still many good people in this world." Lin Li said with emotion.

Wuming wanted to hold back, but the atmosphere on his side changed again and again. He finally made a hook with his fingers, his painting style collapsed, and he hugged his head and shouted:

"...What are you going to do with this attitude of blackening? Why can you feel the pain of blackening from this experience? Your setting is too outrageous! Also, how did you share the pain of blackening? Love, what a ghost!

This is constipation! constipate! It's just shitting, so why do you empathize with me? Are you also constipated every day? !

besides! Especially you, the river god, it is you! You don't need to pour water on his head anymore, and the atmosphere doesn't need to be created like this! Do you think everyone is not sad enough? "

"Ah~~I'm sorry~~" River God touched his head innocently, and put away his spells.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Wuming looked up at the sky, the dumb hair on the top of his head released a lot of energy, and the golden light was shining brightly.

Although it can't destroy the ceiling, it is very cool.

"I really want to destroy this world!" said the collapsed Wuming.

"Together? Force." Superman's eyes suddenly brightened, and he looked at Wuming expectantly.

"It is because of your existence that I want to destroy this world! Before I destroy the world, I will definitely destroy you!"

"Then do it, pick up the gun and point it at me, hold it steady, just like I taught you when I was a child." The poop superman said lightly, his eyes seemed to be full of stories.

"What kind of plot is this again? I didn't know any constipated monsters when I was a child! Is this a new fetter of fate? You changed your face too quickly! Wasn't it still the constipation part just now?" The unknown hand quickly pulled his chin off up.

"Don't make me look down on you, my dear... push!" Superman began to express his affection.

Wuming smiled miserably and covered his ears.

"I want to die," he said.

Lin Li looked at Wuming who seemed to be in hysteria, and felt a little funny.

In the world of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes", the setting of Tucao King is really easy to make him collapse.

Especially with the current all-star lineup, his mouth has basically never stopped.

So Lin Li handed over a bottle of water, and said with emotion: "Thanks for your hard work, the setting of complaining really hurt you, but it's a pity that Shimura Shinpachi didn't show up, otherwise you two can cherish each other and share the burden with each other."

"Thank you, Xinbaji is a senior I admire, but if Kagura and Gintoki come, I may be even more broken." Wuming nodded, and then he was a little puzzled: "Where did this water come from? It smells weird. mineral water?"

"I collected the rainwater that the River God just sprinkled." Lin Li said sincerely.

"Actually, it's not rainwater~~it's river water~~I usually have the habit of taking a bath~~" The God of the River said slowly.

"Huh? So it's bath water?" Lin Li asked.

"Almost~~" River God nodded.

"Oh, luckily I didn't drink it." Lin Li heaved a sigh of relief. He was not Durant, and he was really not interested in bath water.

The wet poop Superman: "?"

Wuming, who has a dry mouth and has gone down a bottle: ""

Wuming seems to have turned black—"Lin Li, I'm a ****!!!"

"If you curse like that..." Lin Li looked over coldly.

"What do you want!" Wuming Daimao stood up, he wanted to fight very much now, the Daimao on the top of his head was like Kun Kun who met a beauty after a month of rebooting, with his head held high!

"Actually, my real name is Yu Nian." But Lin Li said sincerely, "Call on Yu Nian, don't scold Lin Li, the real Lin Li will be sad."

"I believe you are a ghost! You must be called Lin Li!" Wuming threw the empty bottle at Lin Li in a fit of anger.

"I swear by my name Yu Nian, what I just said is true." Lin Li caught the bottle with great sincerity.

"Give me back the bottle." Wuming said blankly.

"Here." Lin Li ignored the past.

"I believe in you!" Wuming threw the bottle at Lin Li again.

...

Unlike the situation where the next door is about to start, the conversation is too normal when it comes to Marvel.

"Odin, you just talked about the game, so what are the rules of the game, who will compete with whom, and what will be the result of winning or losing?" The US team looked at Marvel Odin, and now that they are sure that they can't leave, they went directly to the topic .

"Don't worry about the rules. The two sides of the competition are naturally people from our two universes. Those who appear on the opposite side of the wall are your enemies." Marvel Odin said.

"It seems that we are indeed rivals." Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Marvel and smiled slightly.

"As for the winner, of course it will benefit." Marvel Odin continued.

"As long as our universe wins, we can get some samples and law abilities of the opponent's universe. We have to admit that the opponent's universe is still very interesting, and the composition of the world is also worth studying.

If we can get these, both Asgard and the earth can be improved in all aspects, the world will develop faster, and there are already many hidden benefits.

Specifically, when it comes to you personally, the most basic and realistic thing is that your wealth and strength will increase significantly, which is a real benefit for everyone. "

"That means I can add an extra slice of pickled cucumber to my hamburger without any scruples? Is it okay to have two slices? You don't know. For my hamburger, pickled cucumbers are more precious than diamonds..." Dead Said the waiter excitedly.

Spider silk sealed Deadpool's chattering mouth.

Peter Parker finally knew why when he was fighting, the enemy and his teammates wanted him to shut up.

It sounds really annoying.

Lin Liwei understood that the setting of Ten Leng Universe is indeed special, and he still remembers it to this day:

The universe was originally a point with infinite mass, a joke. Stems are the basis of all matter, and everything in this universe is composed of stems. If the quality of the stem is too large and the density is too high, it will form a brain hole with infinite mass and density...

"Sounds good, hello, hello, our Odin, then what's the benefit if we win?" looked up and asked.

"If you win these superheroes, you have to reward one million, right? Or can I upgrade my degree?"

"Why is it suddenly involved in the upgrade of the college, hey!" Wuming couldn't help complaining.

"Money? A college upgrade? If we win, we will get more valuable things." Shi Leng Odin smiled meaningfully at the crowd, his eyes were deep: "That's something even I long for!"

"Oh?" Little King Kong's eyes lit up.

"What is it?" Everyone asked in anticipation.

After whetting his appetite, Ten Leng Odin slowly unveiled the veil of the grand prize:

"The reward is—"

"—This pirated version of Odin will dance naked in front of us, and we can also record videos, and change our name to Zeus, and never dare to call ourselves Odin again."

The very cold area fell into silence for a while.

Little King Kong took out the blindfold from behind and fell asleep on the spot.

"Crazy." Before falling asleep, he said.

"Are you just fooling us with these things?" Wuming's painting style collapsed again, and the dull hair on the top of his head was shining, which meant that the energy of complaining had reached the limit again, and he had just vented it just now.

"It's worth a fart! Who wants to watch an old man dance naked! What is meant by "something even you desire" is clearly "something only you desire"! Don't mix private goods! "

Wuming looked at the people around him, and everyone nodded in distaste, even Thor, the God of Thunder, agreed.

Only Snow White and Pinocchio blushed, guilty of not daring to look at Wuming.

"Are you two steam engines? Why can you blush in everything! Are you two really normal CP?! Ah?" Wu Ming wanted to directly use the energy of complaints to put these two guys on the southeast branch !

He has gradually felt that there is no normal person here except himself!

What kind of spit hell is this, it's horrible.

"I'm not interested." Snow White said coyly.

"Me too," said Pinocchio.

"call out--"

Accompanied by the sound of breaking through the air, Lin Li dodged skillfully, and a second hole was opened in the forehead of the River God by Pinocchio's nose.

"River God, are you okay?! Proboscis, are you looking for death!" Athena was even more excited than River God.

Tucao Wang Wuming fell into a brief silence again.

"Pinocchio, why don't you speak! That's still possible, have you forgotten that you can tell a lie at a glance!" The silence was just the calm before the storm, and soon he roared.

"It's really difficult, are you not satisfied with this?" Facing the noise and dissatisfaction on his side, Shi Leng Odin fell into deep thought and frowned slightly. Then he seemed to have thought of a solution, showing a confident look Smile, lean back, and spread your hands:

"Well, it looks like I'm going to spend my money."

"That's right, just give the money and it's over." Wuming breathed a sigh of relief.

"—After winning, I will dance naked in front of you with the pirated version of Odin. I can't refuse now, right?" Ten cold Odin's eyes looked at the world, very imposing.

"I can't refuse a fart! Do you think you are not an old man! Do you have any special hobbies! I told you not to mix private goods! What is your doting smile of "I really can't do anything with you"?" thing? What kind of domineering president god are you! A domineering president with an image like yours is for the old ladies to see! "

Then Wuming looked at the opposite side, his expression numb.

How desperate was the look in Superman's eyes when he just turned black, and it's the same with his eyes at this moment.

He really wants to die.

"Superheroes on the opposite side, I declare that our universe has officially surrendered."

"French military salute!"

"salute!"

"Don't don't don't don't—it won't happen." Shi Leng Odin saw that Wuming was so determined, and everyone planned to agree, so he quickly waved his hands, and his tone was much gentler: "Well, if you can win, you don't like these rewards either. If so, I can share some money with each of you.

At the same time, I, Odin, owe you a favor to satisfy some of your wishes within your ability.

But I want to emphasize one point, it is within one's ability, such as destroying the world and so on, but not helping Athena get married. "

Athena: "?"

"Hey! Old man, what do you mean by that! Is it more difficult for me to get married than to destroy the world!? Tell me clearly! Are you going to trigger a war of gods!" If the river god didn't stop her, Athena should have been talking Odin has a beard.

"It's more or less like this." Wuming Wenyan sighed.

"Since winning has such benefits, what will happen if we lose?" Lin Li asked at this time, and with this question, everyone's attention returned to the sky.

"The other side wins." Ten Leng Odin said.

Lin Li: "..."

Can't argue with that, but...

"There's no need to talk nonsense, you should know what I want to ask!" Lin Li's eyes twitched.

Wuming was very relieved, this was supposed to be his word, now Lin Li said it for him, it's really great.

"The price of losing..." Ten Leng Odin's eyes were a little erratic, and he didn't meet Lin Li: "It's like what the pirated version of Odin said, some samples and rules of our universe will be taken away, that's all. "

"Will the loss of these have any impact on the world?" Lin Li asked.

"Our universe is so big, there are so many memes, and it is constantly creating and expanding. Losing some will not have any effect. Many memes will die out naturally with time. You can even keep them as a souvenir if you give them to them." Shi Leng Odin shook his head.

"Then what will we lose if we lose?" After listening to Ten Leng Odin's answer, the US team looked at Marvel Odin and asked.

"My face." Marvel Odin said with a dark face.

Captain America: "..."

It seems so, anyway, as long as he dances naked.

Suddenly a little looking forward to what's going on.

"Guys on the opposite side, I've made an announcement, and we're surrendering too." Deadpool immediately gave Lin Li a thumbs up when he heard this.

Lin Li frowned slightly. He always felt that Odin was hiding something from himself. Since death was mentioned in the dungeon mission, shouldn't it be a very dangerous game?

Or is the dangerous process in the game?

"Really? Is there no danger in this game? If you win, you will earn blood, but if you lose, you will not lose money? This shouldn't be true, right? How can such a good thing happen?" So he couldn't help asking.

"Lin Li, you can understand it this way..." Ten Leng Odin thought for a while and explained:

"The owner of this space can be regarded as the sponsor of this game, so He will pay for all the costs, and as long as we meet the requirements of the sponsor, we can get everything we both really want-to exchange our mutual The merged universes separate and everything gets back on track.

This is something only He can do.

As for my bet with the pirated version of Odin, it's purely an addition.

So the logic is simple—follow the sponsor's command, finish the game, and get the world back on track. "

"Good metaphor. So what's the requirement?" Lin Li asked.

Ten Leng Odin was silent, as if thinking.

"Maybe it's a fun game." It was Marvel Odin who answered this question.

Shi Leng Odin also nodded upon hearing this.