I can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 154 153. Can I still sell you raw melon eggs?

"The two of them are like this, when will they wake up?"

After silently raising the "Danger Level" of "Lu Xiaoguo driving the Xiaoguo Mecha" in his heart, Lin Li looked at the unconscious Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Chuuxue and asked.

"I don't know," Lu Xiaoguo shook his head, "But a great man once said that time is the only criterion for testing truth."

"It's practice...but what you said should be right." Lin Li couldn't complain, and looked at Lu Xiaoguo: "So, how do you plan to practice."

In the next second, Lin Li saw Lu Xiaoguo roll up his sleeves, then raised his sword of true love, walked up and gave the unconscious two people a fierce thrust in their buttocks.

Come to think of it, last night Cheng Liuxiang said that the way to wake up the sleeping Pineapple Fuuxue and Lu Xiaoguo was also to give them a sword in the ass.

"Pfft—"

Fresh orange and pineapple juices flowed out.

"Wake up!" Lu Xiaoguo called out kindly.

"Ah!! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts..." Cheng Liuxiang and Pineapple Chuuxue jumped three feet high, clutching their buttocks, and ran around Lu Xiaoguo.

Although the way to make people sober is a bit hardcore, let’s just say whether they are awake or not.

"Why did we suddenly faint just now?"

"I don't know, it seems to be attacked by a thief."

After the pain eased, Cheng Liuxiang chatted with Pineapple Fuixue. It seemed that they hadn't realized the real culprit of their coma.

"Lu Xiaoguo, where's the Guobao mecha you summoned just now?" The two came to Lu Xiaoguo holding their buttocks, and asked curiously, "It's so handsome, let us have a look."

"Hehehe," Lu Xiaoguo was a little embarrassed by the praise, and scratched his head, "Then I'll summon it again."

Lin Li also watched this scene with great interest.

"Hey! Hui!" Lu Xiaoguo began to wield his sincere sword, and after setting up the pose: "Guobao Mecha, return to your position!"

Basically the same as in the animation, following Lu Xiaoguo's command, Xiaoguo Zhanbao's head will come out first, and start to rotate continuously around the ground, forming a magic circle during the rotation, and soon, Xiaoguo Zhanbao The body was slowly drilled out, and the last step was naturally the combination of the head and the body.

"Wow - it's really cool, it must be able to sell for a lot of money." Pineapple Chuuxue looked at the mecha up and down, and said with emotion.

"How can this thing be measured by money? This is the mecha that we need to become a great hero." Cheng Liuxiang's eyes were a little envious, and he took out his rusty kitchen knife and took another look.

"This is not the most powerful, the most powerful is the Fruit Lover Missile!" Lu Xiaoguo's voice came out from inside the mech, "I'll show you guys."

Lin Li's face changed wildly, and he silently hid behind Xiaoguo Zhanbao.

"Patriot missile!" Lu Xiaoguo shouted.

Lin Li used to not understand the mentality of shouting loudly when using skills, for fear that others would not know what it was, but then he remembered that when he was fighting the landlord, he had to shout to three, and Wang Zha was even more afraid that he would not use his cards. strength, and some understanding.

Xiaoguo Zhanbao clasped his palms together, and two missiles were fired from it.

Lin Li witnessed with his own eyes what is called a ballistic trajectory that does not follow the routine. Of course, Lin Li just witnessed it with his own eyes. Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Chuuxue scored twice.

"Wow, murdering my own brother!!"

"It turns out that it wasn't a sneak attack by a thief, but a sneak attack by Lu Xiaoguo!"

The two poor people communicated while running away.

But how could the fruit run past the missile? With a loud noise, the two passed out again.

Lin Li came out from behind Xiaoguo Zhanbao, and took out his steel rod: "This time, let me wake them up!"

——

The four of them didn't waste time, took a short rest, and then set foot on their way to Huaguo Mountain again. However, Orange Liuxiang and Pineapple Chuixue walked unnaturally, with one hand always covering their buttocks.

After waking them up, Lin Li told them the information he got from Xiaoguoding again, and he deliberately described it a little more dangerously, trying to make them go to the fifth floor of Huaguo Mountain more urgently.

"Pineapple Fuxue, it is said that this section is where there is a white snake, and your Akasaka Sword needs to be consecrated here." Orange Liuxiang looked at the map and said to Pineapple Fuxue.

There is a huge boulder next to it, with the words "Langshigang (Great White Python Haunted)" written on it.

"Oh, really, it's finally time for the real protagonist to appear." Pineapple Fubuki picked her hair and looked around excitedly.

"Come and eat, delicious and sweet McDonald's..." Next to the stone, there is another booth, and the people inside are shouting, "The new store just opened today, and all food is free!"

"Huh? McDonald's! I want to eat it!" Lu Xiaoguo's eyes lit up when he heard that, and walked over without hesitation.

"Free?" Pineapple Fubuki was also shining in his eyes.

"Lu Xiaoguo, if you're not rational, why is McDonald's appearing in this place? It's obviously a trap." Lin Li sighed helplessly, "If you eat your kidneys, you'll be sold for money immediately."

Especially... the person who peddles inside is obviously just a small fruit with an extra turban and heavy makeup.

I don't know if it was Lin Li's illusion, but he was on Xiao Guoding's body,

"My guest, please don't say that about us, I own McDonald's, can I still sell you poisonous burgers?" Xiao Guoding said righteously.

"Then do you sell watermelons?" Lin Li asked.

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"Hurry up and get me one!" Lu Xiaoguo couldn't wait to be "killed".

In the animation, through such means, Lu Xiaoguo lost his fighting power, and then the pineapple blowing the snow to kill the snake—by being swallowed by the snake, he summoned the Guobao Mecha and saved his partner.

Naturally, Lin Li didn't intend to go through this process, and he wouldn't do nothing just because of Xiao Guoding's threat. Just as Lin Li was about to overturn the booth, he found that Xiao Guoding froze after he lifted the lid of the incubator .

Lin Li and the others looked at the incubator curiously. A brown mouse with a bulging belly was lying leisurely inside. At this time, there was still half a hamburger in his hand—this was the only hamburger in the incubator. Surrounded by empty burger wrappers.

Xiao Guoding:?

Lu Xiaoguo: w(Д)w (the pain and despair of not having a hamburger to eat)

Seeing that he suddenly saw the light again, Jerry looked around and waved to everyone. After noticing Lin Li, he gestured with his eyes: "Do you want to eat Lin Li, I can give you half of it."

"These are all poisoned and not healthy, so I won't eat them." Lin Li declined Jerry's kindness.

Every time this kid appears, the place and time are always unexpected.

"I just said, why are you so sleepy after eating, go to bed, good night."

Jerry opened his mouth wide and stuffed the last half of the hamburger into his stomach, got up and burped, jumped out of the incubator, returned to Lin Li's clothes, and fell asleep.

The five people looked at each other in blank dismay.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while.

"Little Guoding, I knew your move wouldn't work!" A slightly mature voice came from behind the chaotic stone.

"Third brother, we two brothers should join forces and kill these four brats directly." Another voice said.

The owner of the voice soon showed up. He was an old friend with a sly eyebrow and a mouse eye, and the third child among the four villains-recognizing the thief as his father.