I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

"Aunt Cane, Aunt Cane!"

Outside the door, a woman walked in again at this time.

At this time, he was dragging his son.

However, this son looked a little demented.

She said anxiously:"Aunt Sue, my son is already twenty. How many years have passed, but now I can’t even call my mother.

After hearing this, Gu Gu asked suspiciously:"Then what does he know?""

The foolish son reached out his hand to pinch Gu Gu's thigh.

"what are you doing?"

Gu Gu suddenly glared.

His mother said,"I'm sorry, that's all he knows."

"Bobo~Bobo~"

This stupid son gestured at Aunt Sue's chest.

"What's wrong with Bo? He's not contaminated with anything dirty at all. He's mentally ill. Why don't you take him to a doctor?"

Gu Gu said angrily.

His mother said:"I have taken him to the doctor, but the doctor can't do anything, and I don't have time to care about him."

"Please help Aunt Sue."

Gu Gu said:"Okay, pick him up in three days."

Immediately, after his mother left, Gu Gu blew a whistle and asked her stupid son to come over.

Then she took out a lot of balloons for him. Suddenly

, the stupid son immediately reached out and grabbed the balloons one by one. Explode.

Gu Gu said:"I have a lot here for you to pinch. Sit down and pinch it slowly.""

"This is called lust. Once you vent it enough, you will return to normal!"

At this moment, a man and woman walked outside again.

The man looked fat and big-eared, and the woman was wearing a floral cheongsam.

The man said:"My wife has been dead for many years. I want to live again." Looking for a wife, but she said she must ask my wife first. Gu

Gu said:"I can't do this kind of thing. If I can't control it, your wife will fall in love with me and won't leave. Who knows if you will take advantage of me?"

The man smiled and said,"How could it be possible, Aunt Sue?""

Ze Gu finally said:"Just this once!"

So, the three people sat on the table in the back room.

They placed a stick of incense and three eggs.

Aunt Ze began to shout:"The sky is clear and the earth is bright, Aunt Ze please come now……"

"Forgot to ask, what's your wife's name?

The man said:"Guan Libishi""

"None of my business?"Gu Guan glared.

The man said:"No, my surname is Guan and my wife's name is Li Bi."

"I see."

So Gu Gu began to continue

"The sky is blue and the earth is bright... Guan Gu now asks Li Bi to come up.……"

As he spoke, he slapped the table.

The next moment, Gu Gu was excited, as if she had changed. She looked at the man and said,"Damn it, why didn't you come to see me for so long?"

The man said,"I'm busy, my wife, please treat me this time." I came up to tell you something."

"You know you have been gone for so many years, and I am lonely and want to find another wife, so I brought her to see you."

Gu Gu said:"That's it? That's right. You two are allowed to get married."

"Thank Wife."

The two of them were about to leave as soon as they were happy.

At this time, Gu Gu said:"You two will not come to me again after you get married. I want you to feed me now."

"Here now?"

The man was surprised

"That's right"

"All right!"

The man nodded.

Immediately, Aunt Sue lifted Shenzi, lay on the table, and raised his buttocks.

The man walked behind Aunt Sue and took out the stick.

……

"？？？？"

"No, what happened?"

"Wait, bear with me, is this a plot I can see?"

"Good guy, this plot, what is Su Yu planning to do, is not suitable for children!"

"666, keep writing, I love reading!"

"Good guy, the plot of this third chapter is so exciting as soon as it appears!"

In an instant, the audience in the live broadcast room was instantly ignited and started posting barrages like crazy.

At this time, the director of the program team and others were also a little surprised. If

Su Yu really dared to write such a plot, he would take out his sticks. ?!

Just when the program team was thinking about whether to stop, Su Yu continued to create

……

I saw the man taking out a stick from the table nearby, and then slammed it on Gu Gu's butt, which seemed to be very strong.

When the woman opposite saw this, she was surprised and said:"You will beat her to death like this!"

Gu Gu shouted:"You are right, I was beaten to death by him like this, and you will definitely marry him in the future. Will experience this feeling……"

"I won’t get married, I won’t get married!"

After hearing this, the woman immediately turned around in horror and ran away.

"Why! Gillian, wait for me, wait for me!"

The man immediately chased after seeing this.

Seeing this, the director team breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that it was not the stick they thought!

"Okay, okay, I thought Su Yu was really going to write a plot not suitable for children."

"Feelings turned out to be a domestic violence man?"

"What kind of domestic violence man? This is obviously a play on those two letters, do I need to say more?"

"Good guy, Su Yu's plot is really unexpected, it's really awesome!"

The audience all sighed.

Although it is not a plot not suitable for children, it is still embarrassing.

Su Yu can easily handle the vulgar and elegant plot, which is really admirable.

……

At this time, Su Yu also watched the barrage for a while, knowing that these people were thinking wrongly, he immediately grinned.

Of course he couldn't just write that kind of plot.

After watching it for a while, Gu Gu's appearance and figure were displayed on the screen through AI.

Only then did the audience realize that this Aunt Sue was not a pretty girl, but an average-looking funny girl!

……

At this time, Gu Gu came to her senses and felt her butt hurt, so she sat down gently.

At this moment, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai walked in from outside the room.

"Sugar Aunt!"

Two people walked in carrying two large baskets of things.

Inside were the spiritual babies on the altar.

Seeing the two of them, Gu Gu asked,"What are you two doing here?

Qiu Sheng said:"It's nothing.""

"Master asked us to come and give you the spiritual baby. After hearing this

, Gu Gu glanced at the spiritual baby in the basket and said,"You are treating me as a nursery?""

"Why doesn't he come himself? Hearing this

, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai immediately laughed and said in unison:"You really want to see our master, don't you?"

After hearing this, Gu Gu said coyly:"I don't know."

Qiu Sheng smiled and said,"I have a way!""

Immediately, he blinked at Aunt Sue crazily.

……

"Does this Aunt Sue like Uncle Jiu?"

"Okay, now it’s interesting. Arrange a living love story for Uncle Jiu?"

"But it seems that Uncle Jiu doesn’t like Gu Gu. She looks far worse than the previous female ghost Xiaoli."

"That is, Uncle Jiu can even hold Xiaoli in his arms, let alone Aunt Sue?"

"But the next step should be very interesting. Qiu Sheng probably has some evil idea to make the two of them meet!"

"Haha, I can’t wait to see what happens next"

……

In the yard, Uncle Jiu was wearing a shirt and doing Tai Chi.

Behind him sat a man who was drinking tea leisurely. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

The man turned to look at Uncle Jiu, who had his back turned to him, and said,"Brother Tao, I heard that zombies appeared in Tengteng Town, Guangxi."

After hearing this, Uncle Jiu did Tai Chi. While saying:"Really? Then go and have a look tomorrow"

"Master!"

Outside, the shouts of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai came.

Two people came in on bicycles.[]

Uncle Jiu asked calmly:"What's the matter, making such a fuss?"

Qiu Sheng said,"When we sent the spirit baby to Gu Gu's house just now, we saw that Gu Gu was very ill."

Wen Cai answered. After talking, he said:"Yes, I think she is dying, but she wanted to see the master for the last time before she died."

Uncle Jiu said:"I don't know what she is up to, she is a drunkard, no Go."

The man drinking tea in the back said:"Brother Taoist, actually Aunt Zhue also likes you very much."

Qiu Sheng said:"Yes, Master, are you really not going?"

Wencai asked:"Brother, Master What should I do if I don’t go?"

Qiu Sheng said,"Master won’t go, let’s go!"

"I can't do it without even seeing each other for the last time!"

"That’s right, I can’t do it either, let’s go!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai turned around and left as soon as they sang.

When they reached the outside of the courtyard wall, they hid and looked into the courtyard.

At this time, Uncle Jiu had stopped boxing.

The man drinking tea said:"Finally, the brothers and sisters are together. It doesn’t matter if it’s real or fake, let’s go and have a look."

"Um."

Uncle Jiu nodded.

"Master, he has been fooled, let’s go!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai smiled.

In Gu Gu's dojo, she had already placed all the spirit babies on the cabinet.

Sitting aside, looking at the photos of herself and Uncle Jiu, she felt a little drunk.

"I don't know if he will come."

As he said that, he saw a woman in purple clothes with disheveled hair coming forward.

The woman in purple clothes asked:"Excuse me, are there any spiritual babies for adoption here?"

0 Asking for Flowers.

Aunt Sue looked at the other person, and said with a smile at any time:"Yes, it is a good thing to accumulate more moral virtue."

"Aunt Cane, Aunt Cane!"

At this time, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai rushed in from outside.

"Master is coming soon! he came! Hearing this

, Gu Gu was immediately confused and said to the woman in purple:"Choose slowly.""

With that said, she hurriedly left here.

After seeing the others leaving, the woman in purple turned her attention to these spirit babies.

After taking a look, she saw one of them that was different. The spirit infant was dressed in blue-black clothes and was tangled in red ropes.

It was the evil spirit that Uncle Jiu had mentioned before!

She reached out and touched the spirit infant. In the process of stroking, she accidentally removed the hair tied to the eyes of the spirit infant. The red cloth opened.

Suddenly, a blue beam of light shot out from the evil spirit's eyes and entered the eyes of the woman in purple.

In an instant, the woman in purple seemed to be possessed, her eyes were dull and she directly took down the statue of the evil spirit. , left here……

"It’s over! The evil spirit has been released!"

"It's really bad now. Gu Gu was so flustered by Uncle Jiu's arrival that she completely forgot about telling the evil spirit!"

"I knew that this evil spirit was going to be released, and it would probably start doing evil next."

"But how do evil spirits do evil? Zombies suck blood. What do evil infant spirits look like?"

The audience became more curious at this time, looking forward to the next development of the plot, and wanted to see how Su Yu would write about evil spirits doing evil.

……

At this time, this stock ran all the way back to his boudoir.

"How to do how to do?"

She was a little panicked. She turned around and saw the chili peppers placed on the table. She immediately raised her hand to pick up the chili peppers, put it in her mouth and started chewing it. She also kept rubbing ginger on her face.

When she heard the news from outside, After hearing the footsteps, he immediately lay down on the bed.

The next moment, Uncle Jiu came in from the outside with Qiu Shengwen.

Looking at Aunt Zhi lying on the bed moaning, Uncle Jiu frowned slightly.

"Aunt Zhue, the master is here."

Wencai spoke.

Uncle Jiu sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Aunt Zhe.

Aunt Zhe said softly:"My heart is both happy and panicked."

"I am happy and panic-stricken at the same time. How lucky I am to meet my husband tonight."

As he said that, he reached out and touched Uncle Jiu's face, and then fell on the bed pretending to be sick.

Uncle Jiu said,"Okay, let me take a look for you."

Uncle Jiu stretched out his hands and pulled Gu Gu's eyes wider.

Suddenly, he saw two flames burning in her eyes.

Uncle Jiu said,"Junior Sister, you are very angry.

Wen Cai asked:"Is she a virtual fire, Master?""

Uncle Jiu said,"Aching back and waist is a sign of weak fire.

Qiu Sheng asked,"Master, are you angry?""

"Dry mouth and tongue are the symptoms of liver fire.

Wen Cai asked:"So, what kind of fire is she?"

Uncle Jiu said,"It's the fire of desire.""

Immediately, he continued:"You two, help me tie her up."

"good."

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai both stood up and tied up Gu Gu's hands.

Immediately, Uncle Jiu went over and untied his coat.

Then, he looked at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai and said,"You two go out first."

"Um?"

The two of them were surprised.

Uncle Jiu continued:"I'll help her get rid of the fire."

"Ouch~"

Both of them looked like they understood instantly. They walked out of the room and closed the door behind them.

"Junior sister, do you mind if I do this?"

Uncle Jiu sat on the bed

"I don't mind, come on."

Aunt Zhe could not suppress a smile at this time.

Then Uncle Jiu got on the bed, but it was different from what he imagined.

Uncle Jiu just helped her press the acupuncture points on her feet and scraped them hard. She used Chinese medicine massage to relieve the fire.

Suddenly, Gu Gu was disappointed, and the pain in her feet made her cry out.

Outside, listening to the movement inside, Wencai whispered:"Brother, how do I feel about us? It seems like selling y?

Qiu Sheng said:"It's not that serious, just a pimp.""

"What's the difference?"

Wen Cai was confused.

Qiu Sheng said seriously:"The former's crime is to control adults to engage in sexual transactions with others."

"The latter is to introduce sexual partners to others"

"oh~"

……

"puff! Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oops, I’ll go, you’re laughing so hard!"

"Is Qiu Sheng just here to popularize science with us?"

"Absolutely amazing, I laughed so hard at this scene that my stomach ached!"

(There will be an update in the early morning, thank you for your support!).