Harry Potter: My Elemental Magic Turns the World Upside Down

What's Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?

What do you consider Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?

When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?

Harry looked at the test papers that were handed out, and he was stunned.

"Harry, it's a real hammer!"

"This guy is a hypocritical liar."

"Can you believe a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor would show off something that has nothing to do with magic?"

"I have serious doubts that he is a bragging writer, not a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor."

Looking at the test paper, Ron felt that he had read a book from heaven, and even felt extremely disgusted, so he couldn't help complaining to Harry in a low voice.

Harry nodded, and said, "I don't think anyone can answer such a question."

"That's not necessarily the case." Ron said in a low voice, looking at Hermione behind him.

Hermione heard the conversation between Harry and Ron, raised her head, glanced at the two, opened her mouth to say something silently, then lowered her head again, and began to write seriously.

"asshole!"

Both Harry and Ron understood, but felt helpless at the same time.

Simply, Harry and the two turned the test paper over and covered it, not knowing how to answer the questions at all.

Gilderoy Lockhart saw that Harry and Ron didn't write, so he walked over in doubt, and said, "You didn't write? Are you telling me that you haven't read my book?"

"Actually, what you said is correct, Professor Lockhart." Ron sat up straight, looked at Lockhart and said.

"Compared to reading your biography, I prefer Professor Lockhart to teach us magic knowledge." Ron continued.

Ron paused, and when Gilderoy Lockhart was about to speak, he showed a little smile and said, "Of course, if Professor Lockhart wants to compete, I am also very happy to be Professor Lockhart's sparring assistant .”

Listening to Ron's words, many students in the class who didn't want to do the test papers all looked at Lockhart.

Their eyes were full of anticipation and excitement, which made Lockhart hesitate.

"Ahem, this, that, I think... well, this is a good idea."

"However, before that, I still think that you need to work as hard as you can to complete the test papers, and then we will teach you a practical magic, and finally, let's talk about the exchange of ideas."

While speaking, Gilderoy Lockhart moved away from Ron and Harry.

At this time, Gilderoy Lockhart found that both Ron and Harry were very annoying.

Why do we have to compete?

Can't we chat about something interesting?

These are rare materials!

Facing Gilderoy Lockhart who was walking around, he talked about some of his deeds and works, generously reminding them, so that they should keep in mind, and answer the questions on the test paper, so that everyone except those who admire Gildero The Lions of Rolockhart felt a pang of torment.

This professor is so fucking good at blowing, and so fucking good at inkblotting.

Compared to Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry and others suddenly miss Quilinas Quillo a little bit.

Although Quilinasquillo looked goofy, stuttered, and made a lot of jokes when he taught Defense Against the Dark Arts, at least they were happy.

But Gilderoy Lockhart was different. He was annoying, like a nagging godfather in a church, with callused ears.

"It's a pity that most of you are not able to read my book with confidence, which makes me very sad."

"However, among you, there is such a student who makes me very satisfied. She is Miss Hermione Granger."

"She knew my secret ambition was to rid the world of evil and sell my own line of hair care."

"Among so many students, you are the only one, Miss Hermione Granger."

"I'm very touched, so, 10 points from Gryffindor!"

Listening to Gilderoy Lockhart's impromptu performance and exaggerated acting skills, still captured the hearts of many girls, Harry and Ron couldn't help but rolled their eyes wildly.

Andy and Seamus even covered their mouths and laughed. This professor is not only nagging, but also very narcissistic.

However, Gilderoy Lockhart's last words caught Harry and the others' eyes, so they stretched out their hands and applauded vigorously.

Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, you have finally done the right thing and made us happy.

In the applause, Gilderoy Lockhart felt the warm atmosphere and enjoyed the applause very much.

So Gilderoy Lockhart cleared his throat, and with a gentle smile on his face, he said, "Ahem, cough, let's get down to business."

"I feel everyone's love for magic, so I will teach you how to resist the most evil thing the wizarding world has ever known!"

"Next, you will face the scariest thing in the magic world." Having said that, Gilderoy Lockhart paused, and after seeing the expressions of fear on the faces of the little girls and boys, he quickly Said: "However, don't worry, as long as I am here, you will not suffer any harm."

"However, before that, you need to keep quiet." Gilderoy Lockhart glanced at the crowd, and said in a gentle tone, "Because screaming will offend them."

For a while, there was no sound in the classroom, and Gilderoy Lockhart immediately lifted the cover.

"Dangdangdangdang, this is the elf from Cornwall that was just caught, a dangerous and disgusting existence." Gilderoy Lockhart said with a bit of gloom.

These elves are iron-blue, the size of a palm, with pointed faces, and their voices are sharp and harsh, and they are not pleasant at all.

Now, as the cover was removed, these little elves began to chatter, jump up and down, shake the cage, and even make weird faces at everyone, they deserve a beating.

"Pfft!"

Ron looked at the elf in the cage, couldn't hold back his smile and said, "Hahaha, Professor Lockhart, are you sure this is a very dangerous and terrifying existence?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I laughed so happily that I couldn't control my tears." Ron put his eyes in his eyes and said with a smile: "Really, these goblins are not dangerous at all in our opinion."

Seamus, Harry and the others were initially intimidated by Lockhart, but soon found out the truth and found it extremely funny, and Ron's tears of laughter made Harry and the others laugh unscrupulously.

Facing ugly giants and participating in club challenges, many students are very courageous. The elves in Cornwall are really not challenging.

Gilderoy Lockhart looked at the students, even Hermione laughed, and was furious for a while.

"Aren't you afraid at all?"

"They are extremely cunning destroyers. Facing them, you will be afraid and mad."