Genshin Impact: Please, be more serious!

Were you trying to help me? Obviously I want to see a joke!

Mo Lang breathed out thickly from his nostrils, and what shone in his eyes was no longer the beautiful girl in the bath, but a drowned rat!

He asked with a bit of pride。

“Ying, do you know what the next question is about the frog climbing into the well? ”

Ying:? ”

“It is known that: the swimmer is wet halfway through the swim, and the speed of the person walking on the bridge is n times that of the swimmer, so who reaches the destination and connects with Paimon first? ”

Ying’s pretty face changed, and a bad premonition appeared in her heart: “What? ”

Mo Lang jumped and lay on the shore, raised his eyebrows and grinned, laughing at the girl in the water: “I’ve always wanted to see you show this expression, you look like a drowned rat, hahahaha, there is a bridge over there. You idiot. ”

After saying that, he rushed to the other end of Luo Xing Lake, and there was a wooden bridge.

In an area where the God of Wind is believed, the statue of the God of Wind must be worshiped and repaired. How could there be no bridge?

This is not in the game. That small pond without a bridge can drown countless players。

…………

“You saw Youqiao a long time ago just to see my joke, right? ”

After Ying came ashore, she twisted the hem of her skirt and asked with anger in her beautiful eyes.

The clothes on her body were wet, making them stick to her body, and the girl’s figure was looming, which was a feast for the eyes.

Especially the delicate ones . There was a slightly exposed roundness under the collarbone, which became very attractive in the sun because of the water stains.

Mo Lang’s eyes wandered back and forth between the two points, and an idea came to his mind. He really wanted to bury his head and suck in the clothes. Moisture.

Ying noticed that his eyes were always on his chest, and his face turned slightly red: “What are you looking at? Answer my words!” ”

But when he met Ying’s questioning eyes, Mo Lang couldn’t help but look at the sky with a guilty conscience and whistled。

“How is it possible? I also discovered it when you were halfway through the swim. ”

At this time, Paimon flew over from the statue of the Seven Heavens.。

“Traveler, Mo Lang, why are you so slow? Hurry up and follow me as your guide. ”

Seeing that Paimeng was not worried about this matter when he arrived, he snorted coldly and lifted up his corset to cover the exposed white. Does it

look good? I won’t show it to you.

Mo Lang shrugged and didn’t care. Anyway, he had been staring at it just now. Remember Living。

…………

“Is this the Seven-Heaven Statue you are talking about?”

“Yes, this is the statue of the God of Wind. ”

Standing at the foot of the statue, Ying was deep in thought.

She felt something was attracting her. She stretched out her white palms and gently touched the mark of the wind element on it.

In an instant, a faint breeze blew, and a distant poem Wandering, the orb in the hand of the statue shone with dazzling light.

Mo Lang blocked the light in front of his eyes: “Ah ah ah, it’s coming! It seems like something is coming! !”

Paimon scratched his head, always feeling that what Mo Lang said was strange.

Then, the orb in the hand of the statue flew out of the crystal ball of the wind element, and gently sank into Ying’s body.。

“How does it feel? Does your body feel filled up? ”

Mo Lang looked at it with interest. The originally colorless chip on the Ying costume now glowed cyan.。

“Is it because with the injection of light, your indicator light turns on? Sure enough, light is the hub of power, and I believe in light again. ”

As he spoke, he tapped the hard chip in front of Ying again.

Knock, knock, knock.

Ying was immediately silenced. She felt that the joy of regaining some strength was gone. She opened Mo Lang’s mischievous hand with empty eyes.。

“It seems that as long as you touch the statue, you can gain the elemental power of wind. ”

Paimon floated in the air, spreading his hands in surprise: “People in this world want to gain power, and it’s not so easy just to touch the statues.。”

“Do you want me to try it too and let Fengshen inject something into my body? ”

Mo Lang was impressed.

Although he had a system, those rewards were all obtained through his own efforts. How could someone like Ying be able to do it for free?

System:…

Just do it.

Mo Lang touched it.

The Seven-Heaven Statue didn’t respond. .Mo

Lang hugged him.

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[ Read more novels by visiting our website: Knight Novels ] even Heavens Statue still didn’t respond.。

“Hee hee, don’t try, you are not a traveler from another world like a traveler, it’s useless. Paimon

said with a smile.。

“Who says I’m not a traveler from another world? I’m from another world too, okay? ”

Mo Lang was so angry that he immediately changed his identity.

Ying looked over.。

“Mo Lang, are you also a drifter from another world?”

“Travelers, don’t be deceived. What if you really think you’re from another world?”

“I originally wanted to get along with you as a native of Teyvat… No more pretending, let me show my cards!”

“I come from a three-dimensional world and have been cursed by a vicious spell called “poor” since I was born.。”

“I was unwilling to accept the status quo and planned to go to the other side of the country to find a solution. However, I was struck by the lightning of destruction and fell into the Sea of Nothingness.。”

“Then he came to this world. ”

Ying and Paimon looked at each other and chose to ignore a certain guy.。

“Traveler, is the wind elemental power easy to control?”

“Fortunately, I can easily release it and turn it into a combat skill。”

“…What I said is true! ”

Mo Lang was very helpless. He just polished the story of being sent abroad to discuss business. How could no one believe him when he told the truth?

Fortunately, the system can comfort people.。

【Option 1: We are intellectuals. What age are we in, and why are we still superstitious? At first glance, this statue has LED lights added. The green ball that comes out is obviously concentrated heavy metal, which requires amputation from the neck down. Completion reward: Sanity +10】

【Option 2: I am actually a devout believer in the God of Winds. Touching the sculpture of the God of Winds, I keep praying in my heart to ask Him to give you strength. Completion reward: High probability of obtaining the Eye of the Wind Elemental God。】

【Option 3: As a radical atheist: You firmly believe that there are no bullshit gods in the world. These stone statues are just a way for evil believers to confuse the ignorant people to make money and try to destroy the statues of gods. Completion reward: Eye of the God of Wind Promax. 】

Mo Lang:“……”

Let me state in advance that everyone has seen that it is not that he really wants to destroy the statue of Baba Tusi, but that the system has given him too much.

After seeing the word promax, his curiosity was completely aroused.

Mo Lang used the Starfall Sword。

“Desolate star! ”

Boom! ”

“Oh my god, Mo Lang, what are you doing! ”

Paimon and Ying were still studying the wind elemental power they had obtained, when they were suddenly alarmed by a huge noise. Shockingly, a

barren star of rock element was used to hit the statue of the God of Wind. The little figure of the God of Wind on it was completely wrapped in rocks and filled with thick rock elements. The power can definitely make people who don’t know the situation mistake it for the statue of the Rock God!

It is true that after this vote, Mondstadt belongs to the Rock God!

“It’s over, traveler, Mo Lang became so angry that he planned to destroy the statue of the God of Wind!”

“Just take care of him. ”

Ying has just obtained the elemental power from the Seven Heavenly God Statue, so naturally he can’t sit idly by and roll up his sleeves.……

“Alas, alas, what do you want to do? Don’t come here! ”

Seeing that she was approaching with ill intentions, Mo Lang backed away repeatedly while not forgetting to explain.。

“Ah haha, you may not believe it. I saw that this statue stands in the middle of the lake and is often exposed to wind and rain. I am worried that the stone inside has corroded and aged, so I plan to strengthen it.。”

“The Statue of the Wind God contains the elemental power of the Wind God, and it is not an item that will break easily. ”

Paimon’s nose was so angry that he was so angry.。

“Now we need to escape quickly. If we are discovered by the Mondstadt, we will definitely not be able to survive. After Paimon

finished speaking, he turned around and found that Mo Lang had disappeared: “Traveler, where is Mo Lang?” ”

Ying Xinlei pointed in the direction of the wooden bridge, and his rapidly shrinking figure could be seen: “He has run away. ”

Paimon:?

He was dumbfounded.

Then he stomped his feet in anger.。

“Damn it, you didn’t even call me when you were running away! ”

After saying that, he immediately dropped Ying and chased after Mo Lang.

Ying:?