Conan: I Am Not a Snake Spirit

Chapter 2772 hell joke

Koizumi Hongzi took out the crystal ball again, and used the crystal ball to look for special treasures that could be used as sacrifices.

Koshimizu Nanatsuki used the computer to browse the information compiled by Ark, trying to find a breakthrough in it.

Ark lists all the gods that have sacrificial methods in the classics. After the information of each god, it indicates the method of obtaining the assistance of the god, the sacrifices needed to trade with the gods, the sacrifices that one can give, and the sacrifices that are currently lacking.

Chi Feichi looked at the computer next to him, ready to read all the materials of these gods.

There are more than 50 gods who have recorded the sacrificial plan in the ancient books. In addition, there are many demigods and spirits. He doesn't believe that even a sheep that can pull wool can't be found.

"Behind are the gods of the holy magic system. I am afraid that only the Holy See has corresponding sacrifices. We don't have any suitable sacrifices here. I will skip it first..." Nanatsuki Koshimi said while scrolling the mouse wheel, skipping more than a dozen gods of the holy magic system. Looking at the text on the computer screen, he reminded seriously, "After that, there are gods in the Greek mythology and legend system. Almost all the gods who have recorded sacrifice methods in the ancient books are the third generation of Olympian gods, that is, the generation of Zeus as the king of gods, but In the Greek mythology system, the number of recorded gods is really amazing, accounting for more than half of them..."

"There are many gods in Greek mythology, and the base number is large. Naturally, there are more gods with recorded sacrificial methods."

Chi Feichi responded to Yue Shui Nanatsuki's emotion, and suddenly thought of Chinese myths and legends.

The Chinese mythology and legend system is a huge empire of gods, there are more gods, big and small, and he knows more about those gods.

In fact, no matter which system the gods are, as long as they master the correct method, they can try to summon, communicate, and trade.

But the problem is that in his previous life, he never learned the spiritism in the Chinese mythology and legend system, and Hongzi's family classics naturally didn't record the relevant knowledge, and they didn't know the correct method of summoning.

"Huh?" Koshimizu Nanatsuki looked at the information and let out a surprised and confused cry.

Among the gods in Greek mythology and legends, Zeus, the king of gods, ranked first. The sacrifices required for contact were ten healthy and surviving white female goats, a pair of gold-painted horns, and a heart of thunder and lightning.

It is not difficult to prepare ten white female goats and a pair of golden horns, but the 'Heart of Thunder and Lightning' is a special treasure.

According to the family records of the Red Magic family, the "Heart of Thunder" is a kind of artifact made with special manufacturing techniques. As long as the "Heart of Thunder" is placed in the wild during a thunderstorm, the "Heart of Thunder" will collect the lightning.

The method of making this kind of thing has long been lost. Even in the 14th and 15th centuries when the magic family flourished, no one knew how to make the Heart of Thunder.

Therefore, the Ark marked [Insufficient sacrifices, unable to hold sacrifices] on the back.

The second god in the data is Hera, Queen of Heaven, and the label on the ark is [Insufficient sacrifices, the first plan cannot be realized, the second plan can be considered, and the sacrifice will be performed after the sacrifice conditions are met, the specific plan is...].

To get in touch with Hera, one way is to offer a designated sacrifice, one of which cannot be found in this era. The other way is to find it from forbidden magic. You need to use your beloved legal wife or legal husband as a sacrifice. If you want to get help from Hera, Hera has to take something from that sacrifice. It may be a certain part of the body, or it may be invisible things such as wisdom and memory.

What surprised Koshimizu Nanatsuki was that Tianhou would have such a cruel and evil way of offering sacrifices, but soon he didn't feel that the second plan was strange.

"As expected of the gods of Olympus, as a god, there is evil in human nature, and there is also that kind of evil taste that challenges ethics and morality," Koshimizu Nanatsuki complained in a low voice, and clicked on the note on the ark to take a closer look, "The specific plan is... Marry if you love each other deeply?"

The solution given by Fang Zhou is that Chi Feichi and Yueshui Nanatsuki first confirm whether they love each other deeply, and if they love each other deeply, they will marry each other, so that one party can sacrifice the other party as a sacrifice.

This plan is logically correct, but it is really against human nature.

Chi Feichi also saw that he was speechless for a moment, and said, "You can set up a screening condition to block out the sacrificial method that needs to hurt us."

Noah was busy with other things today, only Ark was sorting out the data and analyzing it, and sure enough there would be some problems.

Although Ark communicates with people with a baby-like voice, it is just a setting. Noah can change Ark’s voice and tone at any time. In essence, Ark is just a tool that lacks human emotion and morality.

If Noah was there, Noah would understand that this sacrificial method is evil, and he would consider it comprehensively based on human sophistication, and would not directly mark this sacrificial method as 'feasible', but if there is only Ark, Ark cannot figure out human sophistication, even if he learns and simulates human sophistication from other materials, there will still be mistakes and omissions.

"Wait, don't set the filtering conditions yet..." Koizumi Hongzi used the crystal ball as a display screen, showing the content on the computer screen page, watching with gusto, "These content put together is like a joke from hell, don't you think it's a pity to block it?"

"Then let's keep it and see." Yue Shui Nanatsuki turned to look at Chi Feichi who was beside him. Seeing that Chi Feichi didn't object, he turned back to read the information with interest, "Anyway, it's impossible for Mr. Chi and I to sacrifice each other..."

After Hera, several gods such as Hestia and Poseidon also had evil sacrifice methods, but even if they were evil sacrifice methods, they did not have the conditions to implement them, let alone normal sacrifice methods. They could not produce any of the special treasures they needed.

Among the twelve main gods of Olympus, in addition to Hera, there are two other gods marked by the ark as "hopefully realized".

One is Apollo, the god of light, prophecy, arts and medicine.

The evil sacrificial method needs to be carried out by a person with artistic talent. First, that person creates a high-quality work of art, and then performs a sacrificial ceremony. By offering the work together with his own artistic talent, he can connect to the power of Apollo through the sacrificial ceremony.

Fang Zhou said that Chi Feichi has the conditions for sacrifice, as long as he composes a hymn praising Apollo, and then sacrifices the hymn together with his hearing, there is a high probability of success.

Another god who was expected to have a successful cult was Hermes, whose business scope covered commerce, transportation, travel, extradition to the underworld, and was also the god of travelers and thieves.

The evil sacrificial method is to capture one or more thieves with excellent theft skills, preferably followers of Hermes. If they are not believers, it’s okay. You can use the legend of Hermes to brainwash the thieves, let the thieves hear Hermes’ name and deeds for three days and three nights. Hermes agreed to 'connect the line', and if it didn't work, he would kill them, and kill the thieves who were hung up one by one.

Fang Zhou said: Kaito Kidd is a very good candidate. With Kidd's superb theft skills, there is a 40% chance of forcing Hermes out if he beats Kidd hard. If Kidd is killed directly, the chance can be increased to 90%.

But 90% is already the limit.

Those summoning techniques have not been used for many years. It is uncertain whether they have expired or whether the details in the tome have been recorded incorrectly, so the summoning may also fail.

Finally, Ark added: Although the success rate of directly killing Kidd has reached 90%, there is only one chance. Once he fails, Kidd cannot be reused. This plan is not recommended. The best plan is to use violence against Kidd many times without hurting Kidd’s life, so that he can repeatedly bet on the 40% probability of winning each round...

Koizumi Hongzi watched this kind of hell joke with relish, and couldn't help talking about it, "I never realized before that there are so many precious resources for walking around me."

Koshimizu Nanatsuki looked at the sacrificial plan, a little dumbfounded, and soon said with emotion, "These extreme sacrificial methods are prepared for those who are about to have nowhere to go, right? Only when one's obsession with something is too deep in one's heart can one be ruthless in sacrificing one's lover or talent, and hurting oneself or others in order to obtain the aid of the gods."

"Indeed..." Hongzi Koizumi thought of the avengers whose bodies had turned into ugly monsters, her voice choked up, and she quickly focused on the plan provided by Fang Zhou, thinking seriously, "Actually, we can consider the plan of whipping Kidd repeatedly. If this plan is implemented, it will only make him suffer from flesh and blood, and will not really lose a certain ability or a certain part of his body. I can make a batch of magical potions to heal trauma to ensure that his flesh and flesh wounds can heal quickly and reduce his pain..."

"But if we hit him once, there is only a 40% chance of connecting to Hermes' power. We can't expect to succeed once or twice," Koshimizu Nanatsuki said. "If we don't succeed all the time, don't we have to keep healing him and hitting him again? Kidd has a good relationship with Mr. Chi, so wouldn't it be good to torture him?"

"I have a good relationship with him..." Koizumi Hongzi was really thinking about whether this plan was feasible, put away any thoughts of jokes, frowned and thought about it seriously, "I can make a magic potion that erases his memory, every time after beating him, in addition to healing his wounds, we can also use potions to erase his memory at the same time, so that every time he is beaten, he will think that he is being beaten for the first time, and he should feel better..."

Nanatsuki Koshimizu: "..."

Is Hongzi still telling bad jokes about hell?

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