Broken game console, I really didn’t want to cheat on my marriage

Cecilia: "..."

I just say you and you find me annoying. When something happens, I always call my mother to help me. Now that I have a man, I just kick my mother away and raise a daughter. If I raise her, I will become an unfilial daughter.

"I'm glad to see you are still so energetic, Kiana——"

Mo Yi used his arms to kill the pet girl Kiana, and the effect was outstanding. Chong Chong said harshly, "What are you doing?", "You took advantage of me as soon as we met, do you think I'm easy to bully?" 'If you do this again, I'll get angry.' Then he hugged Mo Yi.

Ten seconds later, Mo Yi heard the strange squirming insect in his arms making a strange sound——

"Mo Yi, hehe...my Mo Yi...hehe..."

Not sure if it was Mo Yi's imagination, but he felt a moist feeling coming from his chest.

Mo Yi: "..."

We haven’t seen each other for two years, and this pet girl seems to be growing more and more crooked.

When she was first adopted, she was so well-behaved and sensible, just like a husky when she was a child, super cute, but once she grew up, she turned into a strange singer.

"Stop rubbing it, it's all wet with your saliva."

After being exposed by Mo Yi about her strange behavior, Kiana, who had absorbed enough of Mo Yi's energy for the time being, reluctantly let go of Mo Yi and said harshly:

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

"I'm not a pervert, so I don't drool, huh."

Chongchong secretly activated Wu Wa's water control ability to absorb the saliva from Mo Yi's chest and eliminate the evidence.

"Yes, yes, if you say no, then there is no -"

Mo Yi complained in the doting tone of an old father, stretched out his hand to touch Kiana's head, and used the master-level cat masturbation skills he had learned from Qi Qi on Chong Chong, easily making Chong Chong half-squint comfortably. He stood up with eyes closed and smiled:

"I haven't seen you in two years, and you have grown taller, more beautiful, and even more popular."

Chongchong straightened his back proudly, not shy at all showing that his human heart level was on the same level as that of Fuhua Master, and hummed and said:

"Of course, I eat well and exercise well. Mei Yi is not a black-hearted guy like you. She always asks me to do this or something. I eat well every day, and then I lie on the sofa and watch TV or playing games with Bronya.”

Mo Yi: "..."

Ah, you are so proud!

Yayi is clearly raising pigs.

Cook: Why after two years of feeding pigs, neither Kiana nor Bronya became fat, and even became more and more bumpy.

Let’s not talk about Yaya, a late-game hero who spends all his nutrients on his brain in the early stage. Although Chongchong’s heart is not as popular as Mei’s ambitious Yujie at a young age, Chongchong’s overall body shape can only be said to be incompatible with human beings. The structure is unscientifically thin in waist, yet powerful.

How could Mei know the wonders of Kaslana's bloodline? How could Siegfried eat Honkaiju alive? How could Chongchong gain weight from eating it!

So Mei Na makes her favorite super high-calorie fried chicken wings for Kiana every day, so that Chongchong can become a real Valkyrie (Lewis), thereby reducing the evil plan to rob Mo Yi's cat-stealing cat. After all, it is ended in failure.

On the contrary, it was Mei Yi, because she thought about cooking rich meals for Chong Chong and Ya Ya every day. In the process, she inevitably needed to taste them, so Mei Yi gained a lot of weight.

Yes, Mei has a physique that is particularly easy to gain weight.

"Kiana, you are not as fat as a pig. All I can say is that the human body is really amazing."

Mo Yi couldn't help but complain, thinking that your good days are coming to an end, and he wanted to ask why, because your owner is back!

Without the medium of "Miracle Chong Chong", Mo Yi not only cannot contact Chong Chong at any time, but also cannot link to the opponent's stigma space and directly extract the crystals collected by Chong Chong.

The strongest bug after evolution, its seven children's stigmata space can not only automatically collect loot on the battlefield and convert Honkai energy, but even if they do nothing, they can absorb Honkai energy in the air and convert it into crystal.

Although it is not as hot as a woman with the power of Qianqi, after two years, there should be a lot of inventory.

And under Mo Yi's personal supervision, Chong Chong's mining speed can be improved again.

It's just a good time to add that Mo Yina consumed a lot of Qi Qi cat food inventory because he gave Anna the S-level stigmata.

Of course, Mo Yi is not a devil. Even if he took Chong Chong's crystal, he would only use it on Chong Chong, Ya Ya and Cooking Woman to give the three of them a wave of suitable stigmata.

I just don’t know if Chongchong has completely consumed the stigmata and accommodated new ones.

"Hmph, this is the special physique of the Kaslana family——"

Kiana crossed her arms across her chest, squeezing the already sizable heart even more conspicuously, and said:

“Everything I ate has gone to where it’s supposed to go.”

Although Chongchong looks silly, he actually has a lot of thoughts. Just like now, he deliberately shows off his charm as a beautiful girl.

Because in her heart, Mo Yi was her fiancé. Although these little tricks she learned from childhood books made her shy, she still used them without hesitation.

On the one hand, they hadn't seen each other for two years and were afraid that Mo Yi would suddenly disappear again, so they thought of 'catching' Mo Yi. On the other hand, they thought of the two opponents, Mei Yi and Bronya, who naturally needed to fight first Go first.

"Are you a little concerned about where you went, pervert Mo Yi?!"

High in the sky, a beautiful girl showed off her youth and beauty to her, and also said some highly suggestive words. Who could withstand this?

pity--

It's illegal to be mentally retarded, and so are pets!

"puff--"

Mo Yi directly hit Chong Chong on the head with the Herrscher's knife, causing Chong Chong to squat on the ground with his head in his hands, looking at Mo Yi with tearful and puzzled eyes.

"Are you taking advantage of my absence to peek at some weird books or websites again, Kuoya!"

"It's not peeking!"

Kiana muttered dissatisfiedly.

"This young lady is already eighteen years old. I see things openly and openly."

Mo Yi: "..."

It makes so much sense, I can't refute it, but after meeting again after a long separation, as the owner, he can't admit his mistake, and don't let Kiana in front of him become so arrogant!

Two years ago, he just took away his first kiss in front of the future Anna. Two years later, he might be starring in a far east art film next to Anna.

Considering that St. Freya College is located in an art country like the Far East, Chongchong's theoretical level may have been above that of a former veteran like Mo Yi during Mo Yi's absence for two years.

"If you have the guts to say this, explain it to Mei Yi——"

Mo Yi once again used the Herrscher method on Chongchong's head and complained:

"Bronya is still a child, you will teach her bad things like this!"

Crickets and insects still dare to pout? !

"That guy Bronya is also bad without teaching. He even knows more than me -"

Kiana lowered her head in dissatisfaction and continued to retort:

"I have seen a lot of age-restricted game discs hidden under her bed."

Mo Yi: "..."

Well, considering that Ural Silver Wolf’s famous stunt is the ‘White Thread Killing Technique’, Yaya might really know more than Kiana, a master of rhetoric theory.

"As for Mei——"

"I was wrong, Kiana, let's not talk about this topic."

Mo Yi directly stopped Chong Chong from complaining and changed the topic back to a positive and healthy direction.

"We haven't seen each other for two years. How are you doing? How did you come to St. Freya College?"

"I didn't expect that Mo Yi, with your unexpected innocence, would be embarrassed to talk about such a topic -"

Before Mo Yi activated the Herrscher Knife again, Chong Chong stopped teasing Mo Yi and began to talk about their experiences after Mo Yi disappeared.

Mo Yi: Cricket, you dare to laugh at me as the owner. You have to thank this owner for being a good man who has escaped from vulgar taste. Otherwise, based on your previous provocative behavior, you will have to go to Theresa to ask for a wife. Ten months of vacation.

Listening to Chongchong talking about what happened after the three of them came to St. Freya College, many of them were ordinary campus life, but Mo Yi couldn't help but laugh. It seemed that his previous efforts and sacrifices were not in vain. , Kiana, Mei and Bronya all get an ordinary but beautiful tomorrow.

Of course, in Chong Chong's retelling, she is a genius student. After entering St. Freya Academy, she took the Jinjiang heroine's script and directly became an inferior student in the magic high school. As for Yaya, she became the kind of arrogant but always... A weak villain.

Mei Yi is the second female vase who is as beautiful as a flower.

Mo Yi: "..."

Good guy, Kiana, you are Shiba’s jungler, will you give it away if you don’t want it?

Regarding Chongchong's words, Mo Yi probably believed 50%. From the other party's tone of voice, he knew that she had been very happy in the past two years, and that was enough.

"Boom~~"

Suddenly, thunder broke out in the clear sky, and dark clouds gradually gathered, covering the sun.

“Uh(⊙o⊙)…”

Mo Yi and Kiana were in mid-air. If there was thunder, they would be living lightning rods (lightning rods absorb lightning, you should know).

"It's thundering and raining, why don't we go back?"

"don't want--"

Kiana was not willing to end the happy time of monopolizing Mo Yi so soon. No matter what, she had to achieve the minimum goal in the original plan——

It reminded Mo Yi of who was the first woman to get his first kiss.

If she goes back, it will be up to Bronya and Mei to fight with her.

"It's just thunder, I already have a way to deal with it!"

In the past two years, Chongchong has fought with Mei Yi many times, and naturally found a way to restrain Mei Yi's thunderous moves. Through the deformation of the water flow, it forms a lightning rod. This move was inspired by Pikachu's tail supporting the ground to guide the current. Go to the ground to become immune to Lei Chao's thundering trick.

Kiana now guides thunder and lightning to other clouds, coupled with her purified pure water flow layer, with double protection, she is basically immune to thunder and lightning. (Pure water is an insulator and more reliable than rubber.)

"After such a long time, I am no longer the Kiana I used to be."

"Yes Yes Yes--"

Mo Yi looked at the proud Kiana and did not hit her. Moreover, the opponent's micro-manipulation really surprised him. He did not expect that after he was no longer by Kiana's side, the opponent would learn to use his brain.

Of course, Mo Yi didn't know that the theory and inspiration for this trick came from his mother Cecilia, whose video call had just been cut off by Kiana.

"My Kiana has really grown up."

"Hmph, of course -"

If Kiana had a tail, she would have been shaking it like crazy, and continued to tell Mo Yi the legend of Long Aoxue, who was a jungler at St. Freya Academy.

"Once, Aunt Jizi and we participated in a mission to exterminate Honkai beasts in Changkong City. A Honkai Emperor suddenly appeared. Bronya was eager to do her best and rushed forward. Then she rolled over with her mouth and eyes closed. Mei Yi After being unable to react for a moment, the Honkai Emperor rushed towards Mei Yi!"

"It was too late, but soon, I rushed over and punched the Honkai Emperor away."

Just as Chong Chong was getting more and more excited, Mei Yi's voice suddenly sounded behind Chong Chong after a thunderous sound.

"Really? How do I remember that it's not like this?"

Mo Yi looked invincible, standing behind Dianna, like JO Taro's Meiyi, the exposed skin and hair of his body were still emitting purple electric light.

I thought of this sentence again——

There are always bugs on the ground who dare to face the power of thunder.JPG!

Kiana was behind the scenes and blackmailed Mei to the point where she couldn't do anything. When danger came, she would just scream and be dazed. Now that she was caught at the scene, there would naturally be no good results.

a few minutes ago--

Meiyi was holding various bags of ingredients in her hands. Fortunately, her physical condition was not bad, otherwise she would not be able to hold so many bags by herself.

She was humming her beloved ditty "Mei Yi quits doing whatever" when she suddenly received a call. She didn't have time to listen to it. Fortunately, Fu Hua, who happened to meet her, helped her carry a lot of bags so that Mei Yi could answer the phone. .

"Hello, Bronya?"

"Are you okay? Have you gone back to the dormitory with Kiana?"

Mei Yi directly transformed into a rice cook, starting with a mother-like relationship talk.

Bronya on the other end: "..."

Sure enough, it's you, Kiana!

"Sister Mei, Bronya was taking Mo Yi to visit St. Freya Academy and was going to take him back to the dormitory. Unexpectedly, Kiana suddenly appeared and took Mo Yi away by force."

"Bronya also wants to ask Sister Meiyi, have you seen Qiana and Mo Yi?"

Meiyi's whole body was stunned, as if struck by lightning.

In fact, it was Bronya who said the most earth-shattering news in the calmest tone!

"Bronya——"