Broken game console, I really didn’t want to cheat on my marriage

"Bronya, what do you want to do, ouch?"

"Kiana, you are asking for death!"

Then the two sat in front of the TV and started dueling with games.

It's just a doubles game, so you can also recruit people to form a team.

Xi'er, who was watching from the sidelines, naturally chose to support her sister Bronya. Although Kiana was also her good friend, Xi'er would work hard for sister Bronya.

Then Bronya pulled Mo Yi to sit next to her and said:

"My teammate is Mo Yi. As long as we join forces, dealing with a bastard like you, Kiana, will just kill you indiscriminately."

Bronya: This wave is about master and apprentice joining forces, let Kiana be the sacrifice for the two of us to relive the beautiful things.

Of course, Bronya is right. Bronya's skills are far superior to Chongchong, and Mo Yi, who has the Crimson King's ability to predict the future and the power of telekinesis to micromanage, is Bronya. A handful of opponents that cannot be defeated.

It's a pity that Bronya didn't notice Xi'er's expression beside her——

Hill: Bronya’s teammates are naturally...

Mo Yi: Yes, it’s me, Mo Yi!

Hill: Sister Bronya, so love will disappear, right?

"No, Mo Yi's teammate should be me -"

Chongchong stretched out his hand to pull Mo Yi and stared at Bronya.

After letting Cecilia control his body, Chongchong is confident to fight Bronya. After all, Cecilia is a real gaming genius. She can beat Otto Effortlessly on the first playthrough of "Karen Fantasy". The highest score for the concave mind.

But if Mo Yi and Yaya team up, they really can't beat them.

Besides, why did Kiana give Mo Yi to Bronya? Mo Yi is her future husband, and he should be paired with Kiana no matter what.

"Based on the first-come, first-served principle, I was the first to ask Mo Yi to form a team, so Mo Yi should team up with Bronya."

Naturally, Yaya will not give up easily. This is no longer as simple as a game.

Both of them pulled Mo Yi's side and then looked at each other.

Kiana stared at Yaya and complained:

"Bronya, you should team up with Xi'er, let go, your Xi'er is crying, Kuya!"

"Nonsense, my Xi'er is virtuous and considerate, so she won't be angry because of such things."

It can only be said that he is worthy of being the harem king of Cocolia Orphanage. Yaya’s unintentional words successfully allowed Xi’er to break through her defense——

Is it true that Xi'er is so good in sister Bronya's heart? It's me who is too sensitive, the other me.

Until the end, Mo Yi became the referee and did not help anyone. The reason was very simple——

Repeat it again, I want to speed up...

No, I like Nia, and everyone.JPG!

In the end it became Kiana (Cecilia) + Mei VS Bronya + Seele.

···

On the other end, Pado, accompanied by his tour guide Bianca, began to visit St. Freya College to find the target and location of the purchase.

But what confused Maomao was why the woman named Bianca beside him seemed to be lost after taking her around twice.

"Have we been to this place just now?"

Paduo asked very tactfully, waking up the stupid goose from his obsession.

Duo Ge's attention has been focused on Padu's moving cat ears and cat tail. In addition, he is not familiar with St. Freya Academy at all, so it is normal for him to get lost.

"it seems that--"

Bianca said apologetically:

"I'm sorry, I'm a little out of sorts."

"Are you okay? Why don't you go back first? I've already remembered the way here and can go back by myself."

The silly goose who refuses to admit defeat will naturally not agree. She obviously said she wanted to be a tour guide for the other party, but in the end she got lost and left the other party here.

"This is not good. The campus of St. Freya College is very large. If you come here for the first time, you can easily get lost."

Cat: "···"

But you yourself are lost!

Well, Maomao also sees that the other party is a kind of guy. As a businessman, Pado is naturally good at discerning the character of the customer, so that he can trick the other party into buying useless goods.

"But you don't seem to be feeling well—"

Padu scratched his head and said with some distress.

Speaking of which, she is not good at dealing with a guy like Du Ge, who is simply more difficult to deal with than Sister Ai Li.

"How about we take a rest aside? Do you need my help?"

"It's a bit hard to say—"

Daigoose's eyes were still on the cat's ears. After hesitating for several seconds, he said:

"I'm a little concerned about your cat ears. Can you touch them for me?"

Dumb Goose: I really want to touch her cat ears! I care so much, I care so much.JPG!

Padu: "??!"

Chapter 169: Big Duck: Mo Yi, don’t ever think about leaving me again

Good guy, it turns out that my previous feeling was not wrong, the other person really has been looking at his cat ears——

Bianca, you are greedy for my body, you are despicable!

There was no way around it, Duo Ge only had two hobbies, exercising and petting cats. Exercise made her become the strongest Valkyrie, and to pet cats, she also had to pet the emperor-level Honkaimon Stan, but Stan was among the Thirteen Heroes. In front of the first Padu, there is another level difference. After all, the cat is so cute.

Even the pink fairy lady couldn't resist the charm of Padu. She even wanted to touch Lu Hua Mei's ghost horns. How could Padu's cat ears and tail escape her poisonous hands?

Another person who has touched Paduo's cat ears and tail is Mo Yi. With the master-level cat petting techniques he learned from Lu Qi, he can easily touch and conquer a cat-eared girl without much problem.

Except for Mo Yi and Alicia, no one else has touched Paduo's cat ears and tail. After all, cats are timid and shy. They definitely don't want to let others touch their weaknesses. of.

This is similar to the fact that cats and dogs will turn over and expose their bellies to scratch you only if they trust you very much.

"That's not good, I don't like having my ears touched -"

Padu touched his head in embarrassment and quietly moved away from the stupid goose, unable to make eye contact with him, and said haha:

"This is very sensitive, maybe next time?"

Maomao: Not necessarily next time.JPG!

After all, Goose is an upright person. Although he likes it, he will not force others with his own force. It has to be said that Otto's education is quite good. He probably educates Goose according to the saintly template of Kallen in his heart.

"I see--"

After being rejected, Dagoose was a little disappointed, but he quickly cheered up. Now that the other party discovered that he was greedy for the other party's body, Dagoose stopped pretending and directly revealed his true face as a cat slave, looking at Paduo with fiery eyes. .

"Padophilis——"

I won’t touch it, so I can get to know it better, okay?

As long as he does one thing, Duo Goose wants to do his best. This is also the case with cats in the past. Unfortunately, cats can’t speak at all (Stan: How dare I speak? If I were killed by you with just one punch, wouldn’t I be the same? Silly), Duo Ge couldn't get the right response. Now that he finally saw a human-shaped cat, Duo Ge decided to ask Padu various questions about his past cat-raising process.

Dumb Goose: The cat-raising experiences mentioned in the book are just human beings’ own speculations. How can there be such an accurate statement from a cat’s own experience... She, Bianca, is the woman who wants to become a cat training master!

"Just call me Pado, or Phyllis."

Facing the fiery gaze of Duan Ge, Maomao felt uncomfortable all over, but the other person was very polite, so Maomao refused if it was not good. At this time, he could only use the gentle route to increase the other person's favorability. In this way, Come on, the other party is too embarrassed to do anything to me, right?

"Then Pado, I think Mo Yi calls you like this -"

Duo Ge's eyes never left Padu's cat ears, and his tone was serious, as if he was discussing some serious knowledge, and he continued:

"Can your ears also hear sounds? If so, wouldn't it mean that the hearing is much more sensitive than that of ordinary people? Moreover, the sound wave frequency band of cats' hearing is different from that of humans. They can hear sounds that ordinary humans cannot hear. The sound of arrival…”

Cat: "??!"

Faced with a series of questions from Du Ge, Maomao didn't know how to answer them.

The ears on the top of her head can indeed hear sounds, and they can also hear audio frequencies that humans cannot hear. At the beginning, she worried about this for a long time because it was too noisy.

Once you get used to it, this four-channel snake setting allows the cat to easily hear the sound and identify the location. When purchasing goods, it can predict various situations based on the sound alone. This is why the cat can always avoid it by luck. One of the reasons why driving is dangerous.

But being asked this way, Pado still felt too strange.

In the end, Maomao, who was so annoyed by the silly goose, used a trick——

Smash her, Can... No, Can may not be able to beat her, so you replace me, Can. This is a necessary sacrifice!

At Padu's call, the can ran out within two seconds, and was then caught in Padu's arms.

can:"??!"

Why are you calling me out? Are you going to fight? Then don't catch me!

"This is?"

As soon as Can Can appeared, it attracted Du Goose's attention. Even a fat cat like Stan was so fond of Du Goose, let alone a cute cat like Can Can. (The canned food should be Chinese pastoral cat?)

"It's called Can Can, and he's my cat."

Pado handed the can to Duo Goose and said with a smile:

"Bianca, do you want to give her a hug? She's very well-behaved."

Dumb Goose: (?ω?)

Duo Goose's eyes instantly shifted from Padu to Can Can, and he hugged Can Can very unceremoniously. In a way, Can Can was actually the clone of Padu, and this was also considered as Lu Padu.

It's hard to say whether Can Can is good or not. Anyway, Can Can's hair went crazy and even bit Pado's cat ears and tail, and killed countless Honkai Beasts in the Paradise.

But the moment he was hugged by the silly goose, Can Can instantly became 'behaved'. As the wild clone of the fusion warrior Pado, Pado has a keener sense of breath. Just by getting close to the silly goose, he can feel the irresistible charm of the opponent. Wow, if you resist like this, you will really die!

So it could only bear this grudge against Padu, and when it returned, it would eat up all the snacks that the other party had hidden.

"Damn it!"

Stan, who followed quietly along the way, saw the intoxicated smile on his face as he hugged the can. He wished he could immediately transform into an emperor-level Honkai Beast that was 50 or 50 equal to Sister Tazi, and tear apart his sibling who only knew how to show off his cuteness.

"Bianca, you know you have me, but you still want to hug other cats. I will remember this grudge!"

It's a pity that Stan can only hold grudges and dare not move at all, or even vent his anger on other people and things, because the true king of kings, the invincible Jie Qi, has been clearly following the opponent. The other party is a dangerous element. Qi Qi Naturally, he had to watch, lest the other party cause any trouble that would cause Mo Yi a headache.

Qi Qi: I have really taken on too many important responsibilities that a cat should not bear.

But for the sake of her master's smile, she prays bravely and is not afraid of suffering. Anyone who might hinder her master's peaceful life will be secretly eliminated by her. She prays to be a woman with the power of shadow.

Qi Qi has recently eaten a lot of Honkai Energy Crystals and Mo Yi's unwanted Stigma. Even if he doesn't put his mind into fighting, his combat effectiveness is also increasing rapidly. He has developed a new skill not long ago, which can transform objects through contact. It becomes a 'bomb', she can detonate it, or detonate the object it comes into contact with. It is a kind of 'explosion' achieved by interference at the quantum level, so there is no sound when it explodes, leaving no ashes, ignoring defense, and simply cleaning up The best way to trash.

Pink cats know how to play with bombs, which makes perfect sense.JPG!

If Stan dared to mess around, Qi Qi had no choice but to make him disappear from the quantum level. After all, Stan had been touched by Qi Qi before and was marked with a pink cat bomb mark.

···

With the help of Can Can, Maomao successfully completed the mission of St. Freya Academy and returned to the living room with Goose.

After returning home, Pado immediately looked for Mo Yi. Only by being near Mo Yi could Maomao feel safe enough in this Far East Demon Cave.

Unfortunately, after searching around, he couldn't find Mo Yi. Maomao could only fix his eyes on the cook who had the highest initial favorability (seemed the most kind and deceitful).

"Sister Yayi, where is Boss Mo Yi? Why can't you see him?"

Mei × Padu, the cook becomes Maomao's new shit shovel officer. All these are the choices of the gate to the paradise of the past.

"There are not enough ingredients at home, so Mo Yi and Bronya went out to buy ingredients——"

Cook: Damn it (〃＞Van＜), I originally had a Kiana, and the food expenses made it difficult for me to be independent. The small treasury originally reserved for planning the wedding with Mo Yi was not enough to make ends meet, but now I can still eat even more. Silly Goose and Siegfried, I...

It’s time to give up, it’s time to quit, it’s exhausting to be a bud. Nima Huberian has been working for three years, for what on earth?~

If there is another life, or a parallel world, and you have another me, I hope that I can't cook. In this way, I don't have to worry about food expenses every day, and I don't have to be fucked every day! (Is this the reason why Lord Thor, the most popular person in usage, can’t cook?)

However, Mei's affection for Maomao is quite good. There's no big reason for asking. It's just that wonderful feeling that when you look at her in a crowd, you feel that you and the other person are very compatible.