Broken game console, I really didn’t want to cheat on my marriage

Honk Game Console, I Really Didn’t Want to Fake a Marriage Author: Panda’s Great Melancholy

Introduction:

Mo Yi, who came to the Honkai World, relied on the Honkai Game Console to obtain various invincible Stigmata - Toilet War God Hisoka, Crimson King Qi Qi, Magic Cat Kyubey...

He was preparing to marry Binglu Anna and live a peaceful life, but he gradually discovered that the plots of the games he played seemed to be true?

"The Rising of the Goose Brave"

Mo Yi: When the sun sets, it will be my death. Before that, I will let you see what an arrow that shatters the stars is!

Bianca: Stop, this is my theater version!

"Magical Girl Gracie"

Gracie: For those of you who have had hope so far, I don’t want them to cry. I hope they can smile until the end. It's up to me to break the rules that stand in the way of this, to change them - that's my wish. Please make it happen, Kyubey!

Chubby Yi: I understand all the principles of saving the world, but how do you want me to endure all this? If saving you is a sin, let me be the sinner.

"Miss Alicia, who is good at teasing people, wants me to confess my feelings ~ Miss Pink Fairy, who is unpredictable, is not only cute"

Alicia: Alicia has always loved everyone, but I also want to try the feeling of being loved once in a while~

Chapter 1: Don’t you still have life, Kiana!

The collapsing world, the city where the destiny headquarters floating island is located, is Vienna.

"Turn around~ Your hand penetrates my entire chest, and memory and love fill my heart at this moment. All the words that I could not say in my previous life, cannot be shaken in your heart?..."

Who is this handsome guy who walks out of the supermarket, humming a foreign song, with jet-black broken hair, whose handsomeness and talent radiate so much that even the sun can't help but squint his eyes?

That’s right, it’s me, Mo Yida!

Mo Yi is not a person who destroyed the world, but a foreigner who traveled from another world for some insignificant reason. Of course, he is not despicable, and he was even quite miserable at first.

As soon as he came to this world, he encountered the "Honkai" that the Honkai World had to taste. He fell directly in the ruins. When he was about to give up treatment, he was saved by the Destiny Valkyrie Anna Shaniat.

As for whether the other party took the initiative to rescue Mo Yi, or whether the other party was so scared that he ran away and was rescued when Mo Yi heard the footsteps and reached out from the ruins to grab the other party's calf without letting go... It doesn't matter anymore.

After all, when he came to a foreign country, he was about to die of despair at the beginning, but he was rescued by the other party in the end. This is an objective fact, isn't it?

In fact, Mo Yi's plug-in "Honkai Game Console" only arrived after the network was delayed.

Without Anna, Mo Yi would be one of those people whose identity and name cannot be found on the death list in "Manila Collapse".

After experiencing the Manila Collapse, Mo Yi was not dead, but he was infected with the Honkai Impact. While waiting in despair for death to come to his door, he met the raven of the World Serpent, and the newly arrived Honkai Game Console', he successfully blended into the World Snake and set a record for being promoted to a World Snake cadre in the shortest time.

Mo Yi boldly guessed that this was related to the words "No matter what the cost, humanity will definitely defeat Honkai" carved on his back. This great loyalty made Gray Snake look at it and exclaimed that this son has the appearance of a cadre of the World Snake. .

Mo Yi naturally stepped forward and shouted:

"Yi Piao has spent half his life, but he only regrets that he has never met his master. If you don't give up, I would like to be the boss."

It's not shabby to eat.

Mo Yi learned that the World Snake boss was Kevin Kaslana, a former civilized hero who was trapped in the Quantum Sea. The Gray Snake was just a talker in the other's absence, so naturally he would not ask him to be his adoptive father.

If you want to worship, you have to worship the real boss, so that you can get stabbed in the back later...

Bah, Mo Yicai never thought about backstabbing.

Although Mo Yi's previous world has information about the world of collapse, it's a pity that he doesn't play games. He learned a lot of the content by reading a certain pink website. I don't know the plot at all. I heard that this is a game full of blade rain. The world of painting style.

He knew that the heroine was called Paramecium, and Mo Yi still remembered the other party's performance of "Pure Land".

There is also a purple-haired female passerby who can become stronger just by shouting "I can't do anything".

Yes, Bishop Otto, the First Green One and God of Pure Love, is also famous.

In addition, the plot that I know and remember is also fragmented, but there is no Kansai——

Because Mo Yi had no idea of ​​participating in the plot, and it was not good to fight and kill many people. Now he is a snake in the world of the three major organizations in the Honkai Impact world, and he is also a cadre-level figure. He is better than the involution king in the original world. Countless times, why don’t we need a bicycle? Why can’t we come to the new world and enjoy life a little?

He, Mo Yi, was able to achieve today's achievements mainly due to his own efforts. Of course, the plug-in "Honkai Game Console" also played the most important one percent role.

The Honkai Game Console, as the name suggests, is a game console. If you play games on it and Mo Yi plays the games, you can get corresponding rewards. At present, the main reward is the 'Character Stigmata'.

When he got the Honkai Game Console, the other party gave Mo Yi an 'Initial Stigma (White Board)', which was compatible with various character stigmas. They also gave him a Stigma called 'Toilet War God Hisoka' in a lottery.

The stigmata has two main functions. One is to allow Mo Yi to gain Honkai Energy adaptability and resistance to Honkai Energy, and the other is to allow Mo Yi to gain the character's special abilities.

Under the influence of the stigmata, Mo Yi gained Hisoka's ability, which was essentially the ability that Honkai energy could transform through the stigmata.

After all, Honkai energy can do anything.

Under the influence of the Stigmata, Mo Yi, who was infected with Honkai energy, successfully survived. Of course, according to Gray Snake's research and analysis, he was not simply infected with Honkai energy, but was selected to become the Herrscher's body.

After working in the World Snake for a period of time, Mo Yi knew all kinds of common sense about collapse, and naturally knew the value of the Herrscher. He thought that the other party would take action to clean him up, shouting "There is no place for you in this World Snake". Unexpectedly, Gray Not only did the snake not make a move, it also looked very happy, happily chattering something like, 'That adult is indeed right, my mission is accomplished.' He took even more care of Mo Yi from now on.

Mo Yi was very moved by this, and quietly put away the thought that "a real man lives in heaven and earth, how can he live in depression for a long time".

Later, Mo Yi received the task of going to the Destiny Headquarters and becoming a double agent for Honkai Impact and World Snake. According to his plan, under the arrangement of Gray Snake, he should be admitted to the Destiny Headquarters and become an employee there.

Unexpectedly, he met Anna Shaniat, a hot girl who saved him from despair and darkness, so he changed his plan, approached Anna, and 'used' her to complete the task.

Mo Yi: Compared to becoming an ordinary employee of Destiny, Anna, who is close to the Shaniyat clan, the three major Destiny families, and became an A-level Valkyrie at a young age, is more likely to get useful information~~Gray Snake boss, you know me As a human being, he has sworn to be sworn to be sworn in with Honkai, so how could he betray World Snake?

Gray Snake: ⊙(?◇?)?

All in all, Mo Yi became a good friend and tenant of the heart-warming little landlord Anna. His current job is to help collect rent for a street named by Anna, and he is known as Brother Mo Yi in the world.

Mo Yi walked out of the supermarket carrying the purchased ingredients, looked at the sunshine in the sky, and said to himself:

“It’s still early~~”

Don't be afraid that Anna won't be able to cook before she gets home.

So Mo Yi took out his mobile phone from his pocket and prepared to play the game "Miracle Bugs" he got from the Honkai Game Console. Compared with another game that requires sleep to enter, "The Rising of the Brave Goose", "Miracle Bugs" "Bug" can be placed on your mobile phone and you can take it out and play it at will.

"Miracle Bugs" is a training game. The target of training is called Bugs, no, it is Kiana Kaslana.

Mo Yi thought she was the heroine in the collapsing world at first, but after some investigation, she discovered that the time in the game started a few years ago. The other party is now in Changkong City, and at the time he was in, Changkong City had already The third Great Collapse broke out and turned into ruins, so I didn’t think too much about it. As for whether it was a parallel world or something, I don’t know.

Mo Yi held the ingredients in one hand and took it out with the other hand. He opened "Miracle Bugs" and a cartoon character with two heads and white hair and double braids was displayed on his phone. At this time, the opponent was speaking in large fonts. Lying on the sofa, the cute onomatopoeic symbols 'Z~Z~Z~' kept popping up from the corners of his mouth.

Seeing this, Mo Yi felt as if he saw a happy smile on a sleeping cat at home. How should he tease him today... Well, how can he make his cat progress more than yesterday and become a useful person to society?

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"Kiana, my lovely Kiana——"

After delivering takeout all day, Kiana finally returned home to sleep when a familiar and annoying voice came into her head.

"Kiana, you haven't completed your daily tasks today, so you can't rest now."

When she heard Mo Yi's voice, Kiana was like a sleeping cat that had been stabbed by its owner with a branch, and immediately woke up.

"Hundan, I've been delivering takeaways all day, why can't I take a nap now?"

"I'm completely burned out. If you have the ability, come and try what it's like to deliver more than a thousand takeaways a day!"

Kiana was very dissatisfied and beeped loudly, but she still stood up honestly, because she had learned too many lessons in the past, and the other party could control her body to do various things with her voice.

In order to protect her purity from the guy who was greedy for her body, Kiana chose to be obedient. After all, she didn't want to wait until she found the girl she liked, only to be disliked by him because of that kind of thing.

Mo Yi didn't care about Kiana's complaints. After all, in his eyes, the other party was just a two-headed paper man, so he even wanted to laugh and use words to persecute the other party harder.

"What you said about yourself burning up was just an excuse——"

Mo Yi's voice sounded in Kiana's heart again:

"Don't you still have life, Kiana!"

Kiana: "..."

"You devil!"

Mo Yi's voice became more and more cheerful, and he smiled:

"No, Athena is Camida."

"Ahhhh~~"

Kiana was so devastated that she walked to the bathroom, changed out of her delivery boy clothes, put on new clothes, transformed into Cat Man, and prepared to hunt the dead warriors and Honkai beasts hidden in Changkong City.

"Sa~ Let us hunt those who are trapped in the darkness."

Chapter 2: You're spying on me, Raven

"Then what's the price, Mo Yi?"

Facing Kiana's question, Mo Yi admitted that he was not a demon warlock, so naturally he would not say 'all of this'. After all, he was just greedy for the other person's body.

In "Miracle Bugs", Kiana can produce precious Honkai Crystals for Mo Yi every day. These Honkai Crystals are what Mo Yi uses to unlock new games in the "Honkai Game Console", draw draws, and buy props. It is an exclusive currency. You can take a sip of it if you have nothing to do. As long as the Honkai resistance can withstand it, it will be very refreshing.

"Your body-"

Mo Yi told the truth like this, the other person was her humanoid gold mine, and the relationship between a boss and a wage earner only required the other party to complete the task, and did not require the other party to be grateful and give the other party the opportunity to work and contribute.

Kiana: "..."

"Gu, this lady will not give in!"

Good guy, it turns out that I am really greedy for my body. I have been wandering for so long and have never seen anything. It depends on how I eat up your sugar coating and throw the cannonball back, so that I will not marry you and take advantage of others. The dangerous soul is weak.

At most, I will help you deceive a wife in the future.

···

The strong wind from high altitude blew on Kiana's face, making her wake up from the memories of the past.

At this time, she had already put on a combat uniform specially designed for fighting against Honkai Impact at night. It was mainly white, with orange sleeves on both sides, a windbreaker with a hood, and a pair of elastic tights suitable for combat. This was Mo Yi got the fabric from World Snake to make combat uniforms, which was very suitable for fighting.

As for why it’s called Cat Man?

Because Kiana wore a mask with a cat cartoon pattern on her face and a hood, it completely blocked her appearance.

Of course, apart from fighting against Honkai, you also have to be careful. To the perception of ordinary people, the Honkai world is still an ordinary modern society.

Thanks to Mo Yi's popular science, Kiana also knows that there is an organization in this world dedicated to fighting against Honkai. If she does anything, big problems are likely to occur.

When Kiana learned that Mo Yi was fighting against the Honkai Organization (one of the largest) in the world, she was still looking forward to Mo Yi taking her to fly. Unfortunately, the other party was just a two-headed wife, otherwise Mo Yi would really not mind taking her The other party trained him into a glorious World Snake operator.

"By the way, why do you have to come here every night before you start working?"

Through the picture on the phone screen, Mo Yi saw the cartoon-style Chongchong standing on the roof of a skyscraper, looking down at Changkong City under the night sky, and couldn't help but complain.

Kiana's job every night is to deal with the Honkai incidents that have been happening more and more frequently in Changkong City recently, mainly involving dead warriors and Honkai beasts.

Just like a normal game, Kiana can obtain Honkai energy crystals and stigmata fragments from each other after defeating the Death Warrior and Honkai Beast.

The Honkai Crystal naturally belongs to Mo Yi, and the Stigmata fragments can be used to buy 'Character Stigmata' for Kiana or strengthen the Stigmata, thereby upgrading character attributes and acquiring new skills. In Mo Yi's view, this game The design is very reasonable.

The stigma that Mo Yi chose for Kiana is the 'Calabash Baby'. This is a series of stigmas, there are seven in total, with different abilities. Together they are very comprehensive, and when buying one by one, you need fragments of the stigma. At least, there is no need to hold back a lot of stigma fragments in the early stage, and after collecting the stigmas of seven Calabash Babies, the bonding effect can be triggered, and the effect is enhanced by 300%. (Each Calabash Baby is free.JPG.)

After meeting the conditions for the stigmata, you can unlock the final secrets of "Toilet War God" and "Resurrection from the Dead" like the stigmata "Toilet War God Hisoka" owned by Mo Yi.

Toilet War God: As long as you are in the toilet, it is like being in your own paradise, with built-in invisibility and dodge, and every attack has its own real damage and critical hit.

Resurrection from the dead: With a strong will to fight and obsession, even if the heart stops beating, he can still do sit-ups, which greatly increases his strength.

As for the conditions required for Kiana's Gourd Baby Stigmata to unlock the ultimate secret, the 'King Kong Gourd Baby', and what effect it has, Kiana needs to explore it herself.

Mo Yi also unintentionally complied with Hisoka's concept of challenging strong men and difficult situations, and cultivating strong men (gooses) to harvest (beat them severely) like fruit farmers, and then he unlocked the ultimate meaning of the stigmata.

"A hero should have a heroic stage——"

Although she 'hates' Mo Yi, Kiana is still happy to chat with Mo Yi, her old friend. After all, since her old father Siegfried left him and wandered alone, the only person she can talk to and communicate with is Mo Yi. .

Kiana opened her hands, letting the wind blow up her braids, and said with a smile:

"Don't you think heroes and skyscrapers go well together?"

Kiana: The lone hero stands on the roof of the tallest building in the city, a skyscraper, facing the wind and taking a leap of faith. This is super cool, do you want to?

Mo Yi: "??!"

Good guy, it turns out that Chongchong, you want to be Yujo Kiana Judai, be careful to become Yujo Kiana Twentieth Generation later. You must know that heroes are lonely and do not need friends.