Back Off, Let Me Come

On the first day of vacation, I slept in bed.

On the second day of vacation, I stayed at home.

On the third day of vacation, I lay down like a salted fish.

The fourth day of vacation...

Shen Tang has been sleeping until midnight in the past few days. This is also a rare pleasant time for her in the year. There is no need to worry about how many unfinished government affairs the government office has left, nor to worry about whether Xun Zhen has owed himself a huge debt again.

Open your eyes and only think about three things every day——

What to eat, what to drink, what to play!

If she had no interest in any of this, she could hide in any rafter for a day. The whole person's state was as lazy and relaxed as a cat with its soft belly exposed to bask in the sun. On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, Shen Tang hid in the county mansion and took a nap.

But some people don't want her to be so comfortable and comfortable.

"My lord, my lord, my lord..."

Lin Feng's stubborn voice penetrated his eardrums from far to near.

Shen Tang was disturbed from his dream, so he said "oh", raised his hands above his head, and stretched his waist vigorously. She closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths. After most of her sleep had dissipated, she turned over from the roof and jumped down from the roof, landing right in front of Lin Feng.

Shen Tang put the quilt on his head and held the corners of the quilt in front of him with both hands. At first glance, he looked like he was wearing a hooded goose-yellow robe.

There is a face all over his body.

Lin Feng was "attacked" by her. He was so frightened that his head fell back and his double chin was forced out. When she saw clearly that the figure was Shen Tang, she breathed a sigh of relief and patted her chest as if she was afraid: "My lord is getting worse and worse, why are you deliberately trying to scare people?"

Shen Tang yawned: "Why does this make me worse and worse? It's clear that Ling De disturbs people's dreams. Your lord, how many days can I have a good night's sleep throughout the year? Today is not the fourth day of the Lunar New Year? You don't Why did you come to me when you went out to play?"

"Of course I want to go out with my lord." Qi Zhubu said that it is not good for my lord to stay in the county all the time. These few days are a rare annual leave, and he should also participate in the entertainment activities that should be done at this age to be completely relaxed. Lin Feng came to find Shen Tang.

"No, don't go out."

Shen Tang childishly folded the quilt, covering his face, turned around and walked towards the room. She considers herself a stable and mature adult, and there is a generation gap between her and a young and beautiful young man like Lin Feng. However, Lin Feng is no longer the cute little lolita she used to be.

Her waist tightened, and her eyes suddenly spun.

"Lingde!"

"Hey, it's not up to you, my lord. The Lord Prayer Book tells you to go out for a walk more often, so that you won't get moldy if you cover it for too long." Lin Feng grabbed the man and resisted leaving him, and a [Chasing the Wind and Sneaking Scenery] jumped up to the roof. , and then used his strength to dodge, he was already outside the county government.

Shen Tang, wrapped in his beloved goose-yellow silk quilt: "..."

She almost died on the fourth day of the fifth New Year.

After some hard talking, Lin Feng agreed to send the quilt back. Looking at Lin Feng who was staring closely at him, Shen Tang's remaining sleepiness flew away: "Let's go, let's go, I'm afraid of you."

Xiaocheng is in ruins and is waiting to be renovated. There are not many places to play.

But for a few social workers who are busy working all year round, everything is new. Yes, several. In addition to Lin Feng, there were also Shen Zhi, Bai Su and several middle-level female battalion officials. Lin Feng waved to them from afar.

Shen Tang smiled helplessly and followed.

How can a little sister call her boss over while shopping?

But it's obvious that her boss means something completely different to these "little sisters." Not only did he not refuse, he also asked for it. Especially for the female battalion officers, it was normally difficult to see Shen Tang because the direct person in charge of handing over work to them was Bai Su. They didn't expect that Lin Feng could really invite people here. They were so nervous and excited that they had nowhere to put their hands.

"Lord, lord..."

"My lord, may you have a happy new year..."

Shen Tang looked at the blushing faces, scratched the tip of his nose, and thought about what to say: "Today is the fourth day of the Lunar New Year and not the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, so you don't have to be too restrained. You don't have to treat me as a lord or a princess. I just want to have fun." It’s the most important thing, don’t worry about me.”

Facts prove——

Shopping alone is different from shopping with a group of people.

Although Xiaocheng has experienced several wars, it is still the most economically prosperous place in Sibao County. Coupled with the New Year atmosphere, all kinds of shops are open for business. Shen Tang followed them all the way around, from rouge and gouache, to cloth and ready-made clothes, hairpins and hairpins, sachets, pens, inks, paper and inkstones, to stories and stories...

A group of people were still watching the swords in front of the iron shop door.

Bai Su even chatted with the old blacksmith for a long time, bargaining for a few pieces of ore, with a secret joy in his expression.

They were shopping while shopping, and Shen Tang was accompanying them while eating.

From the time she left home until now, Shen Tang's butt has never touched the seat. Looking at Lin Feng and others who were carefully selecting pieces of cloth and talking about what they should do to look good, she secretly thought: [If I still have WeChat steps, I will definitely enter the finals today...]

"My lord, what's the color like?"

Lin Feng grabbed a piece of silk cloth and asked her opinion.

"This color is too gaudy and ostentatious, and it doesn't suit your personality. I guess only people like Shaomei will like it." Shen Tang sipped the thick hot milk and gave her opinion seriously, "... I've never seen you wearing this color..."

Lin Feng blushed slightly: "Of course my lord can't see it."

Shen Tang: "???"

"Bought to make a waist scarf..." If there are female elders in the family to help, there is no need for Lin Feng to go out and buy these things by himself. Although the teacher Chu Yao is an elder, he is still a man and cannot care about these details, so it is not convenient for him to interfere.

Shen Tang: "..."

Except for Lin Feng and Bai Su, who were alone, others also bought a lot for their families, so that they could be sent back by messengers later.

I walked around until my wallet was empty and my stomach was pounding.

Find a restaurant to eat.

Naturally, the taste cannot be compared with that of the official chef, and the ingredients are not very fresh, but when people are tired, everything they eat tastes like delicacies from the mountains and the sea. The group of people all had great appetites, and the two waiters serving food could not keep up with their consumption rate.

Because Bai Su paid the bill, Shen Tang felt free to open up his appetite.

"belch--"

Shen Tang wiped his mouth with a handkerchief.

Lin Feng thoughtfully brought a bowl of warm water.

Others were chattering about what they still needed and hadn't bought. Shen Tang was not interested in this topic, but it gave her inspiration: "Oh, there are still too few entertainment activities nowadays. If there is a stage, I can kill a whole day." .”

Lin Feng understood it wrong.

"My lord, do you want to see a sideshow?"

However, the special skills of jugglers are boring when placed in front of a brave warrior who can fly to the sky and escape from the earth.

I don’t know why my lord is interested in this.

Shen Tang shook his head and said: "It's not juggling, it's drama..."

There was singing and dancing in this era, but generally only the nobles could consume it, because ordinary people could not afford to support dancing girls and musicians. There are also folk music and dances, but the quality is not high, let alone the systematic organization and performance form. Shen Tang held his chin, lost in thought.

Lin Feng didn't bother her either.

He took out a booklet that he had bought in the morning.

Before he could take a second look, he was snatched away by a hand.

Lin Feng's heart skipped a beat and he almost thought it was his teacher Chu Yao. When he looked up and saw that it was his lord, his tense nerves relaxed. Shen Tang flipped through the brochure and asked, "Does it look good?"

"The content is quite bizarre..." she said vaguely.

Shen Tang murmured: "If someone can interpret it..."

It should be able to enrich people’s lack of entertainment life.

Before Lin Feng understood what her lord meant, the pamphlet was stuffed back by her, and she sighed: "I think this is a good idea, but it's not the right time. The prosperity of entertainment also needs economic support. Longwu County can pilot it. , but here in Sibao County, we still want to have a full stomach first... Lingde, how many of these pamphlets do you have? Collect them carefully, it will be useful."

There is no awareness of film and television copyrights in this era.

Even so, the original author probably doesn't know whether he has been weaned or not.

Lin Feng held the pamphlet and asked, "Lord, are you serious?"

She no longer has to hide from the teacher and buy storybooks?

"Yeah, but you can only collect them, not look at them more."

Lin Feng said sadly: "Oh."

Just as he was talking, a female battalion officer who was leaning against the window to enjoy the breeze and look at the scenery called out: "Come and see, there's a lot of fun!"

Others gathered around in twos and threes.

There are several heads squeezed into one window.

Shen Zhi squeezed into a prime position. After watching for a long time, she could only see that two men were jealous over a flower girl, and one of the men also brought a few friends. The friend did not support the man. Instead, he hugged the woman and leaned against the door to watch the excitement. She watched it for a while, but found it boring. But the other subordinate officers obviously didn't think so. They pointed at several men and muttered, exchanging glances.

One person: "What is this called? Committing a crime against the wind..."

Another person: "You even know the word "committing a crime against the wind?"

The man said proudly, "Well, after all, he is a lieutenant officer, how can he be illiterate? If word spreads, wouldn't he be laughed at by the sisters below? Hehe, I still want to lead the army to fight in the future. When I become more literate, I will follow the military advisor Read the Art of War..."

Shen Tang has been engaged in literacy since he established the army.

At the beginning, the literate soldiers among them were asked to teach others to learn numbers and names. After completing this stage of "study", they advanced to using the military law of the military camp as a teaching material to learn literacy, so that the soldiers could learn to read and keep the discipline in mind. If the soldiers who have learned this step still want to continue their "further studies", a military advisor and scribe will come to the military camp every ten days to give intensive lessons and explain simple military formations and tactics.

These subordinate officers are either about to "further study" or are already on the way to "further study" in order to facilitate the expansion of the women's camp in the future.

They were so eye-catching together that they attracted Bai Su's attention. Shen Tang likes to join in the fun: "What are you looking at?"

Several people looked at each other and made mistakes, no one dared to speak first.

Shen Tang's ears were not bad and he could hear what was going on downstairs.

"Get out of the way and let me take a look."

As the lord, she deserves a golden perspective.

Several subordinate officials tacitly moved to the left and right to get out of the way, but if you look closely at their eyes, you will find that there is some gloating and secret excitement in their eyes. Shen Tang looked down and saw that the jealousy below had evolved from a verbal dispute to a violent confrontation.

I saw two faint rays of martial energy lighting up.

Shen Tang: "Oh, these two brave warriors!"

Bai Su: "..."

It can be seen that the two people's boxing and kicking skills are of the same origin.

Shen Tang: "Oh, the flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple!"

Bai Su: "..."

I saw the two of them fighting neck-and-neck and shaking each other off. One person's partner rushed out of the building, while the other person's partner was nearby watching the fun. The balance between the two parties, which had not been tilted for a long time, reached a deadlock again. Hua Niang and Turtle Gong were in a panic, and tourists retreated.

Shen Tang: "Hey, we got into a group fight when we came out to order takeout!"

Bai Su: "..."

As more and more people join, even if most of them are ordinary people and there are only three or four brave warriors, the noise caused is not small. Nearby businesses were closed, and some people cautiously leaned out of their windows. Shen Tang patted the window edge, adding fuel to the fire in a low voice, saying: "Let's fight, let's fight, haven't we eaten? Or haven't slept? Why don't such a loser go to the dance hall to dance... I wonder if you can't kill someone like this?" ?”

Dog bites dog, chicken feathers fly everywhere.

Bai Su: "..."

She glanced at several subordinate officials, who avoided their eyes.

At this time, Lin Feng looked at one of the people downstairs.

He exclaimed, "Why does it look familiar?"

Shen Tang's little hand patting the window froze, and Bai Su approached her ear with an embarrassed expression, reminding her in an extremely low voice: "Master, these people, they are... they should be our soldiers, I guess they are under supervision during the New Year. Yan sneaked out."

After saying that, she looked at her lord's face again.

Oops, from white to black, just a blink of an eye.

Shen Tang clenched his hands into fists, his anger rising to the sky.

He said solemnly: "Shaoxuan, bring them all up, don't let them continue to be embarrassed. Although I don't want to see blood during the Chinese New Year, it's not that I can't see blood. If you really lose my face, I don't mind. Let them lose their lives!"

Every word is full of killing intent.

Bai Su clasped his fists and accepted the order: "General, I will obey!"

When she turned around, the official handed her the curtain hat she had just bought.

They were not sure whether the common people knew the identities of these people, but if Captain Bai continued like this, he would probably cause unnecessary malicious speculation, which would harm his reputation. Wearing a curtain hat, whether it is really effective or deceiving oneself and others, is better than nothing.

Bai Su put it on and hurried downstairs.

Shen Tang didn't want to watch any more farce.

She felt the pain moved from her feet to her head!

My head is buzzing!

She did not expect her soldiers to make no mistakes at all. After all, they were originally bandits who killed without blood. What kind of moral integrity could they expect from bandits? Only a small number of them are slaves bought with money, and life and death are in her hands.

If it's just "a small loss, but a big loss", she can temporarily turn a blind eye. After all, rectification is not something that can be accomplished overnight, and iron discipline cannot be developed in a day. When she is free, she can catch them one by one and settle the scores later.

But she never expected——

These people are capable of starting a group fight in front of a brothel!

Fuck his uncle!

They have all the thoughts to greet their ancestors for eighteen generations!

Bai Su also knew Shen Tang's mood at the critical point of the explosion. Before he left the restaurant, he exuded power and overwhelmingly pressed on the people fighting. They didn't expect that a nosy person would show up halfway, and when they were about to threaten, they looked up and saw Bai Su raising his hand to lift the curtain, revealing a small part of his frosty face. Ordinary soldiers may have never seen it, but a few low-level warriors with martial arts have seen Bai Su's face. Their legs immediately went weak and they almost fell to the ground, their faces turned pale.

"You guys -" Bai Su sneered and glanced around the crowd, taking in their embarrassed looks and different expressions, and said with a strange tone, "You are quite good at choosing time and place."

Because Bai Su is dressed as a woman today, and the people in Xiaocheng don't know the reputation of the women's camp. So as soon as she appeared, these customers who were fighting were unable to move as if their acupoints had been tapped. They were sweating profusely and their two buttocks were trembling. The common people couldn't understand what she meant.

But their intuition told them——

This show is hilarious!

There is melon!

Shen Tang had a headache and rubbed her temples. She was a melon eater, and this was the first time someone had eaten melons. This made her lose face!

Thinking of this, the knife man became more thoughtful.

Bai Su asked them: "Just a few of you?"

After a long while, one of the little bosses said tremblingly: "It's just us... there's no one else!"

"Seriously? Do you know there are no lies behind the words?"

"Seriously!"

Several other ordinary soldiers also reacted and realized that they were in serious trouble. They still had some sense left and nodded like garlic. If there were just a few of them, the scale of the trouble would be small, and the anger from above might be less intense. If there were more people...

Inexplicably, a cold wind filled my neck.

This matter must definitely be "made small"!

Bai Su snorted disdainfully.

"Are you being loyal at this time?"

Her ears moved, and she keenly heard a few footsteps that were obscured by the noise around her. Raising his hands, he transformed into a pair of swords, leaped to the roof, raised his swords high, and unleashed a few blasts of sword energy.

I just heard several screams in succession, followed by heavy objects falling to the ground. After a while, Bai Su threw several people from the roof. These people were all dressed in disheveled clothes, hanging loosely on their bodies. One of them had not fastened his belt yet, and his crooked gray crotch could be vaguely seen. Several young officials upstairs in the restaurant groaned and covered their faces with their hands for fear of getting needle holes.

Bai Su looked around at everyone and grabbed someone's bun.

Dragging towards the restaurant with one hand: "Follow me!"

I hope the lord can still suppress his anger.

_(:з　∠)_

I happily bought a few keyboards during the Chinese New Year. What I got today is Daryou’s Little Cube Z82. I have to say that the evaluation in a certain book is very correct. This keyboard is a beautiful waste, only its appearance is left.

but--

Beauty is enough.

Wow wow wow, so beautiful.

PS: Two-in-one is a double update. Do you feel that today’s update is a little longer than yesterday’s? There are five hundred more words because I don’t want to get stuck. The normal update ends when Bai Su says, "I know how to pick a time and a place." (Praise me, praise me, praise me, praise me)