At the beginning of the game, Messi begged me to join Argentina

On Loftus Road!

Su Bai, who had just cleared with a header from the penalty area, rushed across the middle circle at an exaggeratedly extreme speed.

That kind of speed seems to be unable to capture even the cameras on the sidelines.

And in front of the more than 20,000 fans at the scene, the football that Aguero hit on the back of his head because of getting up and jumping flew to Su Bai who had just crossed the middle circle.

No stoppage!

There is no extra action!

Su Bai, who was falling like a gust of wind, raised his right leg high towards the football falling slowly in the air.

"boom!!!"

As always, it was the terrifying explosion of the Soviet-style explosion!

this moment!

The hearts of everyone at the Loftus Road Stadium suddenly rose.

Whether it's a Manchester City fan or a Queen's fan.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on the football under Su Bai's feet.

It was a shocking feeling that cannot be described in words!

After a bang, the football under Su Bai's feet flew out like lightning.

In front of Queens Park Rangers.

Queen's main goalkeeper Green has been watching the frontcourt.

Green was well prepared for Su Bai's explosive shot.

For a long shot at this distance.

To be honest, Green has no scruples.

This shot was at least forty meters away.

In that position, as long as the goalkeeper is not too far forward, there is no big threat at all.

After all, the power of human beings is just so limited.

Therefore, Green, who was standing in front of the goal, saw that Su Bai directly chose to shoot, and immediately rushed towards the direction of the ball.

It's just that he didn't find out until after Green started it.

seem!

It seems that the perverted shot is different from what I imagined.

The kind of rotation that comes with the height!

The football doesn't seem to slow down in the air.

It's more like it's still accelerating because of the violent rotation! ! !

Green tried his best to fly towards the upper right corner of the goal.

one meter!

0.5 meters!

Very close!

It's here! ! !

but!

Even though Green tried his best to eat milk, his left hand still failed to touch even the slightest bit before the football got into the goal!

Green just watched helplessly as Su Bai's explosive shot drew an extreme curve in the air and flew into the dead corner of the goal!

silence!

1s!

2s!

3s!

For three full seconds, the entire Loftus Road Stadium was eerily quiet!

Everyone stared wide-eyed at the completely unbelievable scene in front of them!

That distance!

That exaggerated arc to the extreme!

It all feels like a movie dream.

After a full three seconds of silence, the Loftus Road Stadium finally burst into shocking cheers!

More than 10,000 Manchester City fans finally shouted hysterically.

"pretty!!!"

"pretty!!!"

"The ball went in!!!"

"The ball went in!!!"

"The fifth minute of the game!"

"Su Bai finally broke the deadlock on the court!"

"At the Loftus Road Stadium, Su Bai once again staged an unbelievable super goal!"

"Aguero made a very unexpected header assist, and Su Bai rewrote the score with the most exaggerated volley burst in the high-speed sprint!"

"This is Su Bai!"

"You'd never imagine the way he'd score goals!"

"1:0!"

"There are no surprises!"

"Loftus Road Stadium has begun to enter the Su Bai moment!"

As the first hall master of Su Chui Hall, Mr. Huang started his signature yellow roar to celebrate after Su Bai scored a goal!

-[Grooving, this ball, this fucking is definitely a curved shot from Ozora Tsubasa, this kind of distance and this kind of curve drop, this is too fucking exaggerated! 】

-[Invincible, this ball, my Akun's assist is also invincible, the back of the head is a god-level assist, haha, my Akun's vision is too strong! 】

-[Hahaha, could it be that your Akun jumped too early this time, after all, your Akun's header ability has never been very good! 】

- [Don't just look at the shooting, look at Su Bai's speed, damn it, I think Su Bai's speed is much faster than last season, from his own penalty area to the middle circle, how many times did Su Bai run? Seconds, this speed is too abnormal! 】

-[Pervert, how do you let other people play? After halftime, they scored directly with a kick, and this time the goalkeeper of the Queen's team is not bad, this is too fake! 】

-[Damn, I can't score this kind of goal even if I set the shooting power to 99 in the live game, this is an exaggeration. 】

-[Awesome, nothing to say, this goal is definitely the best goal in the Premier League this week. 】

-[Stop this week, the best of the year is also possible. This goal is not only a goal, but also a header in the penalty area. The whole goal, from the Queen's corner kick, the football never landed. 】

-[Hiss, really, pervert! Absolute pervert! 】

...................

Loftus Road pitch side.

Godin, the head coach of Queens Park Rangers, still maintains a dull expression.

It was so shocking.

Godin knew that Su Bai's personal abilities were exaggerated.

But no matter how exaggerated it is, it can't be exaggerated to this extent.

This is a distance of more than forty meters.

Before the match, he studied all of Su Bai's data. According to the data, Su Bai's perverted effective shooting range is within 40 meters.

Can such a perverted fairy ball be drawn out from more than 40 meters away?

After a while, Godin finally remembered that there was a replay on the big screen on the sidelines.

However, it doesn't matter if you don't read it, just read it!

Godin's heart sank to the bottom of the valley.

That speed and power.

Godin really doesn't know what else his team can do to limit the Manchester City mad shark who is standing proudly on the field surrounded by all Manchester City players.

Godin couldn't figure it out.

Old Ke, who was still a little worried on the sidelines, now sat back on the bench comfortably.

He picked up his cup again with one hand, and stroked the stubble on his cheek comfortably with the other.

Old Ke was relieved.

It seems that this game does not need to consider other issues.

Su Bai is in such a good state today, now we are waiting to see how many goals Su Bai can score in the first half.

As long as Su Bai can score about three goals according to Su Bai's steady rhythm, Su Bai can be sent off during the intermission.

The team still has several lineups that need to be adjusted.

Why!

Thinking that except for Su Bai, there are problems everywhere in his Manchester City, Lao Ke felt uncomfortable again.

.........

In the stands of Loftus Road Stadium.

Everyone was celebrating Su Bai's goal.

Only one person looked worriedly at Aguero who had been touching the back of his head on the court.

Yes!

not someone else.

It is Aguero's new girlfriend, Catherine, the most famous psychiatrist in Manchester.

As one of the best psychologists in Manchester.

Catherine sees countless patients with various mental illnesses every year.

However, all of them together are not as complicated as his new boyfriend Aguero's condition.

Up to now, Catherine can still remember the first time Aguero came to her clinic for treatment.

That day, the sun was shining brightly.

To this end, Catherine also put on her favorite pair of black fishnet stockings.

It was the stockings that pulled the distance between himself and Aguero.

Aguero is pathetic.

His leg is sick.

He had a disease that would subconsciously pass the ball to Su Bai as soon as he was on the court.

When Aguero first talked about this, Catherine even thought that Aguero was here to be funny.

There are many mental illnesses, but there is no one who only suffers from the illness on the court.

However, after Aguero described the condition in detail on her stockings with his hands, Catherine finally knew how serious Aguero's disease was.

Look through the videos of various games, and close-ups of Aguero's shots.

Finally, Catherine diagnosed Aguero's disease!

Su-style Stockholm Pass Syndrome!

Every time Aguero is in the opposition's half, his muscles and brain trigger different brainwaves.

This disease is complex.

It was so complicated that Catherine consulted countless medical classics but couldn't find any very useful treatment.

However, fortunately, Aguero's disease is still in its early stages.

According to medical staging.

Aguero has already had well-documented symptoms from the position of his legs to his middle legs.

In layman's terms, Aguero's current illness is only in the lower body.

There is still hope for the lower body to heal.

During this time, Catherine has largely alleviated Aguero's condition through continuous massage and friction therapy.

Catherine is so happy!

She feels that being a top doctor and being able to cure this rare mental disease is the best reward for her career.

but!

Until just now!

All of Catherine's beautiful fantasies were shattered at once!

She knows every part of Aguero.

She also knew that Aguero had been actively restraining his urge to pass the ball to Su Bai as much as possible.

She knew better that it was impossible for Aguero to pass the ball to Su Bai in that kind of place.

However!

Everything!

Ruthlessly proved a cruel fact!

Aguero's illness has shifted!

Just like the most terrifying cancers.

And transferred to the most unsolvable part!

brain! ! !

Tears welled up in Catherine's eyes.

She stared at the man she loved the most during this period of time on the court.

From being a little confused at the beginning, to the surprise and happiness after being hugged by Su Bai and hearing what he said.

Catherine knows!

There is no cure for Aguero's disease.

..........

On Loftus Road!

Because of the buff boy Sun Xingmin, Su Bai, whose foot strength suddenly increased to 105, had long wanted to try a long-range shot over 40 meters.

When he rushed up just now, to be honest, he hadn't even thought about shooting.

However, I didn't expect that Aguero would actually trigger the special effect of the fetter after taking off.

Although he was a bit confused by the ball, Aguero still passed the ball in front of him with the most perfect speed and placement.

Old Gui has already done this.

Can Su Bai still waste the opportunity?

So Su Bai didn't care about Hu and directly kicked towards the goal.

Not to mention, today's luck is really good.

With all kinds of bonuses, Su Bai himself was a little surprised to shoot a curved shot that was the same as that of Tsubasa Okora in Football Boy.

After scoring!

Su Bai didn't celebrate much, he ran directly to Aguero.

Especially when I saw that Aguero seemed to be smashed, I was a little confused.

Su Bai immediately hugged Aguero with sympathy.

Not only did Lao Gui live upstairs, but Su Bai also offered a rainbow fart!

"Sergio!"

"Oh my God!"

"I didn't expect you to be able to pass the ball in that situation."

"Unbelievable, do you have the perspective of God?"

"What? You don't know?"

"No!"

"Sergio, you can't be so humble!"

"Can a shooter like me not feel the essence of your pass?"

"do you know?"

"Even Messi couldn't have done better than you just now."

"The strength of the pass and the control of the landing point!"

"Absolute master!"

"And it's the kind of top pass master who has never been seen before!"

"Klopp's decision to put you in this position is the greatest maneuver in world football."

"You play like this, not to mention playing until you are 30 years old, even if you are 35 years old, I think you can lead Argentina to win the Hercules Cup!"

Ever since!

The poor old Gui nestled happily in Su Bai's arms again.

That expression!

It's as if the battle has just ended and I'm so satisfied...

devil!

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City's celebrations didn't last long.

The game quickly resumed.

The score of 1:0 brought the rhythm of the game back to the most familiar rhythm of Manchester City.

Halftime offensive and defensive drills.

From the fifth minute of the game, Manchester City began to siege the Queen's Park Rangers gate.

However, it is a traditional relegation team after all.

Queen's Park Rangers with eight defensive players, to be honest, this defensive ability is really extraordinary.

Su Bai in the restricted area was completely dumped.

As long as it is a high ball, Su Bai must be surrounded by at least four people.

All four of them are strong men of 1.9 meters.

Although Su Bai was able to knock a few away, it was really difficult for this header to exert power.

and!

Not only is the defensive hardness improved.

The players of the Queen's Park Rangers are also kicking harder and harder!

The 11th minute of the game!

Silva made a two-for-one cooperation with Sabaletta on the left and planned to pass directly, but the right back of the Queens Park Rangers Caulker directly tackled Silva with the ball.

With this sliding shovel, Caulker had no intention of staying strong.

Poor Silva held his left leg in pain and moaned for a long time.

The referee on the field stopped the game, but apart from verbal warnings, the referee didn't even show a yellow card.

This kind of penalty naturally made Klopp on the sidelines rush out of the bench again in anger.

The seventeenth minute of the game!

Manchester City attacked again from the right.

Sun Xingmin, who was so confident, was constantly changing directions on the right, trying to break through the defense line on the right.

However, just after passing Sandro, Sun Xingmin was knocked down on the turf by Queens midfielder Henry before he started to speed up.

Now!

It finally angered the Manchester City players on the pitch.

Kolarov, who was just behind Sun Xingmin, rushed directly to Henry, and Kolarov turned his head directly at Henry.

But what was unexpected was that Henry, who was still a few centimeters away, just covered his face and fell to the ground before touching Henry.

Instantly!

All the players from the two teams crowded together.

Kolarov was pushed down by Queens defender Phillips who rushed over.

When Kompany saw that his team was pushed down, he rushed over and gave Phillips a shot.

People on both sides huddled together and pushed each other.

Just in the middle of the melee.

Sun Xingmin, who was still lying on the turf, uttered another scream.

It was Dunn, another defender of the Queens, who took advantage of the chaos and secretly kicked Sun Xingmin's right hand on the turf.

With this kick, Sun Xingmin suddenly felt that his fingers were about to be broken.

Sun Xingmin's screams attracted the referee.

However, because there were too many people, the referee didn't notice what just happened.

On the contrary, he clearly saw Su Bai rushing to Dun En's side and pinching the back of Dun En's neck.

That's a 1.9-meter black big strong central defender.

Su Bai squeezed Dun En like a chicken.

But Dun En in Su Bai's hands unexpectedly didn't have any intention of resisting.

"Beep!!!"

"Beep!!!"

The referee's whistle sounded.

At the same time, the scene that was about to calm down once again escalated.

Seeing that Su Bai actually pinched his teammate's neck.

Queen's full-back Caulker immediately rushed to Su Bai angrily and stretched out his hand to Su Bai's neck.

However, it was a pity that before he put his hand in front of Su Bai, a not-so-tall figure descended from the sky.

Aguero!

Seeing that Su Bai was in danger, Lao Gui appeared in time, and while standing in front of Su Bai, he directly pushed Caulker's face with his right hand.

With this push, Caulker was immediately pushed away.

However!

The conflict broke out completely at this moment.

Queens Vargas threw Aguero over the turf with a spread of hands.

Yaya Toure and Rio Fernandinho saw that their old Gui was knocked down, and surrounded Vargas without showing any weakness.

All kinds of pushing and shoving all kinds of black hands!

The scene is completely chaotic!

Not just on the pitch!

At this moment, the players of the two teams on the bench couldn't help but want to rush into the field.

The two teams officially broke out.

The fans of the two teams in the stands started the battle directly before the players' battle started.

This is England!

A breeding ground for football hooligans.

The drunken fans started throwing objects at each other, from wine glasses to cellphones, and finally rushed past the security guards to attack them!

The Loftus Road Stadium is in complete chaos!

"so bad!"

"The players of Queens Park Rangers made the most low-level and most disgusting fouls at their own home court!"

"Especially the kick that was aimed at Sun Xingmin just now!"

"It's a bit out of control on the court!"

"The referee's whistle has completely lost its effect."

Lao Huang, who was on the sidelines commentary, watched the development of the situation, and immediately pulled Wang Tao, who was still gloating at the show, to retreat directly under the shed.

really!

As soon as he retreated, countless sundries fell in the air.

On the pitch!

From pushing and shoving each other, it finally evolved to the level of hands-on.

And Su Bai became the key target of the Queen's Park Rangers.

For no other reason.

It is Su Bai who has led Dun En with one hand since the conflict until now.

Poor Dunn didn't want to resist.

It's that he can't move at all, who knows where Su Bai's bastard has such great strength.

The hands were like pliers, and he couldn't use any force.

Seeing the three members of the Queen's team rushing towards him, Su Bai was not stupid, he directly threw Dunn out of his hand with force with his right hand.

Then wait for the Queen's players to come forward.

Fortunately!

The final brawl did not take place.

The coaching staff of the two teams knew that going on like this would not be a good result for both teams, so they all rushed up to block in front of the players of the two teams.

Now!

The referee finally dared to blow the whistle again.

No lake included!

The referee first gave a red card to Dunn who maliciously trampled on Sun Xingmin.

Immediately afterwards, a red card was sent to Su Bai who had taken Dun En away for several minutes.

After that, there are all kinds of yellow cards!

"Red card!!!"

"Su Bai is a red card?"

"What kind of magical penalty is the referee?"

"Obviously that Dunn acted too badly, Su Bai stepped forward to prevent Dunn from being violent again to protect his teammates!"

"The referee's penalty is a bit too unbelievable!"

"Words of a red card!"

"In the next round, Manchester City will not be able to play against Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium!"

Teacher Huang saw that Su Bai was sent off by a red card, and immediately rushed back to the commentary booth angrily and complained.

However, Teacher Huang's complaints did not arouse the approval of Huaxia fans at all!

-[Mr. Huang, you can't protect the calf like this, Su Bai is going to strangle Deng En to death! 】

-【Haha, I took a screenshot, I took a screenshot! This is definitely the most classic picture of the Premier League this season. In ancient times, there was a picture of the king also going out in the green, and now there is a picture of Queen Su Bai catching a chicken! This picture is so beautiful! 】

-【What is catching a chicken? This is called catching a pig! Look at Dun En's body, haha, it doesn't look like a chicken at all! 】

-[Revenge, finally revenge, the revenge of the Olympic team seven years ago today can be regarded as revenge for Su Bai, this one-handed pig is so fucking comfortable, when you bullied the Olympic team, your health was not good enough to bully cool? Why are you so tired today? 】

-[Haha, Su Bai's power is absolutely incredible, playing football is completely wasted, with this power, I think he can definitely win a world championship if he fights UFC. 】

-[Hey, red card, Su Bai got a red card in the second game of this season, and it was for a stick, it's really not worth it! 】

-[Tsk tsk tsk, brother, don’t even think about how valuable Su Bai’s red card is, among other things, just this one red card, that guy named Sun Xingmin probably will have to cry and call his father when he sees Su Bai for the rest of his life. 】

-[Haha, Dad, it’s not that bad. It’s okay to call Su Ge. It’s a pity that I didn’t fight like this. I want to see Su Bai punch a queen. That scene looks interesting. Woolen cloth! 】

-[Brother, Su Bai is afraid of additional punishment just by pinching his neck. If this is a direct fight, he is afraid that he will be banned for the entire season, so it is not worth it! 】

-[That's right, this is enough, I still have to watch Su Bai's game, if this is really suspended, let's watch the Premier League and Champions League this year! 】

.........

On the pitch!

After Su Bai saw that he was shown a red card, he also turned around calmly and walked towards the player tunnel.

It's just that I didn't take a few steps!

Sun Xingmin got up from the ground and hugged Su Bai.

"senior!"

"Thank you!"

"real!"

Patting Sun Xingmin on the back, Su Bai turned around and left in a cool and unrestrained manner.

After all, he is his own buff boy, if he is slandered like this, if he doesn't show up, is he still human?

"Su! I'll help you buy a few more, you can go with peace of mind!"

Not only Sun Xingmin, but also Aguero, who had just received a yellow card, walked up to Su Bai with a sad face.

Although there was a little joy in his heart, Lao Gui still gave Su Bai a big hug sincerely!

Su Bai glared at Aguero and continued walking towards the side of the court.

only!

"Ding Dong!"

"Trigger a new bonded character!"

"Bond character: Sadio Mane!"

"Bond mode: When I walked into this unfamiliar battlefield, helplessness and hesitation, and fear of the future filled my mind, but that moment! It was the moment when you pinched that terrifying-looking Dunn with your right hand! I see the light! Yes! You are the light that Mane sees in the dark!"

"Bond effect: increase the host's luck by 20%!!!"

Su Bai, who was walking towards the outside of the field, was confused by the notification sound in his mind.

what's the situation?

There's a fucking windfall?

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PS: 4000+6000 is only 10,000 words!

Okay, let's prepare the knife for the noodle!

From tomorrow, the noodles will be called half noodles, woo woo woo!