Alice's Dream Club

In addition to the mobile phone, the TV was the only modern electrical appliance in the club in exchange for the cost of being killed once. It was midsummer, so Lynch naturally became curious about the pleasant temperature in the residential area.

So after waking up the next morning, Alice and King II saw Lynch dressed in overalls, holding a toolbox in his hand and "hunting for treasures" all over the room.

Following Lynch from the dining room to the reception room, Queen Elizabeth II couldn't help but be surprised by the fruitless investigation, breaking the atmosphere of silence between the two.

"Boss, what are you looking for if you don't eat or even brush your teeth in the morning?"

The Second King's opening elicited a slightly aggressive reaction from Lynch. He took two steps back abruptly, staring and sighing: "Damn it! When did you come here!"

"I have finished your breakfast with you..."

Lynch's speech made II twitch his mouth.

This morning, the second generation didn't wear the long black dress like before. She is now only wearing a furry panda pajamas, and the one-piece hood is buckled on her head by herself, and she pinches it by herself from time to time Look at those two soft ears.

She was holding a small basket in her hand, and if nothing else happened, it should have contained Lynch's breakfast.

Sensing Lynch's sight, Queen Elizabeth II shook her head, and the two ball ears also popped with her shaking.

"Boss, do you want to pinch it? This ear feels so good!"

Pushing II's head back, Lynch shook his head expressionlessly and said, "First of all, I brushed my teeth and washed my face as soon as I got up."

Picking up those exploration tools, Lynch started searching on the wall again: "It doesn't matter if you eat my share, don't eat Alice's share too."

"Why!?"

This reaction clearly told Lynch that she was eaten together.

"Mom! Am I going to be beaten..."

"That's not true," Lynch smiled, and then sighed heavily, "You are too demonizing Alice, she actually has a very good temper, you will cause trouble if you eat her share, but she will Continue to choke us both for a few days with the excuse of 'recharging your batteries'."

The reception room did not find the air outlet of the central air conditioner, so Lynch picked up the step ladder and planned to go to the second floor to have a look.

"What if she is in a bad mood..."

Following Lynch to the hanging platform on the second floor, Er Shi helped Lynch stabilize the ladder.

It can be said that this question was asked to the key point. Lynch thought for a while before responding.

"That will probably be the same as how I will be treated next."

As soon as the voice fell, the picture in Lynch's sight turned upside down, and then, a slight sense of weightlessness flowed through his body, and at the moment when the weightlessness was about to intensify, the pain caused by a muffled sound blocked all Other sensory signals intended to be sent to the brain.

——Alice kicked the step ladder under his feet very shamelessly.

Elizabeth II maintained the posture of climbing the ladder and stared blankly at the scene of picking up the ladder and throwing it down to repair the knife. After holding back for a long time, she sighed from her throat: "This master-servant relationship is too mysterious..."

To be honest, after traveling abroad for so many years, the Second Emperor even dared to say that he had witnessed the whole process of the development of maid outfit history.

But even if she has seen so many maids, she has never seen a servant who can attack her master without psychological pressure. In the old society, this kind of behavior is called offensive, but she will be trapped on the gallows as a witch Burned alive!

So Alice showed a smile that was enough to make the two ears on the hood of the second king wilt the moment the second thought came to mind.

"Witch hunting? When you mention it, you really miss the feeling of being burned by fire at that time."

II: "..."

"Next time you eat the master's share, I'll let you experience it for yourself."

"Hey woo woo ee—!"

Being threatened by such a threat, the Second King suddenly let out a very strange exclamation, he didn't even bother to pick up the socks that were trampled on the ground by himself, and bumped back to his room with those two white and tender feet.

The door was slammed shut, and then the sound of Ding Mao knocking came from her room.

Alice forgot to take a look in from the small window that had been transformed into an iron fence, and then turned around and said indifferently to Lynch who was coming over with a blank face.

"She nailed herself upside down in that coffin."

At that time, Lynch was astonished by the second's behavior.

"Crucified from inside? The expelling of the vampire family really buried a talent. Ordinary vampires don't have the ability to self-seal as powerful as their own enemies."

"Ordinary humans don't have such a powerful mouth ability like you."

"Dankefür Ihr Kompliment~"

This is not the first time that Lynch has spoken "bird language" suddenly, and counting it, Lynch has already spoken four languages ​​including English, Spanish, Russian, and French, and this time German is the fifth.

Alice slightly raised her head to look at Lynch who was showing a gesture of gratitude, and there was strong curiosity and surprise in those big eyes.

"Master, you..."

"Let's talk about it first," Lynch shook his fingers when he saw this, "Don't think so badly about me, I can only speak simple words."

After thinking about it, Alice took what he said was true: "Humility is a good quality."

Just when Lynch was going to further explain that things were not what Alice thought, the voice of the second king suddenly came out of the coffin.

"The rhythm of the pronunciation is wrong!"

Not only the voice, but her whole body was also knocked out of the coffin - although only her head broke the coffin board.

"You can't swallow the pronunciation of the third word, otherwise it will be regarded as a grammatical error, but fortunately, if you change it to das, it will be a machine translation..."

Arching on the spot and finding that he couldn't get out, the Second King simply maintained the posture of trying to unravel the coffin.

"But the boss is really powerful. I have never seen such a thick-skinned human being. Excessive modesty is called pretending—is that right?"

"Be more civilized," Lynch knocked on the door panel in a warning manner. Judging from the feedback from his fingers, it should be replaced with a relatively strong but not expensive material-steel plate, "Besides, my dead If you can’t die, you can’t be considered human.”

Alice and the Second King had a rare tacit understanding: they immediately rolled their eyes.

The day's plan lies in the morning, and breakfast is the most important thing at the beginning of the day. Since the Second King ate Lynch's original share, Alice can only make another one. She has no complaints, and it can be seen that she Still love this job.

Regardless of whether this favorite source can create an opportunity to poison her own boss, Lynch's cell phone rang from Alice's pocket in the middle of the meal.

The phone displayed a number that he had never seen before. After hesitating for a few seconds, Lynch pressed the answer button and turned on the hands-free function.

As soon as the phone was connected, a somewhat familiar voice rang through the loudspeaker: "Is... Mr. Qi? I'm Elizabeth, um... I, do you have time today? Regarding the matter of the II, I have recently As a result, if you have time, can you choose a location, let's meet."

When Elizabeth I spoke, she felt a little breathless, and there were some strange ambient sounds in the place where she was.

This situation caused Lynch to show a Jim Carrey-like smile, and Alice glared at him when he understood what his master was thinking.

"Master, this behavior is offensive to others..."

"Ah! Please listen to my explanation!" Elizabeth I hurriedly explained when she heard Alice's words, "It is indeed a bit offensive to Mr. Qi to call on the phone during the battle, but I have no choice but to make them appear suddenly. It's even more offensive..."

What she said made the two of them look at each other puzzled.

"Then what, this is indeed a misunderstanding... Forget it," Lynch didn't bother to explain what Alice said to himself just now, "What trouble have you encountered again?"

"It's not troublesome, ah, sorry..."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a burst of continuous explosions from the receiver, followed by a series of howling beasts.

After waiting for a while, Elizabeth I's voice sounded again.

"I don't know what happened recently, the werewolves suddenly became active. I was suddenly attacked by a werewolf when I was calling you, Mr. Qi, but it doesn't matter. Last time your maid left for me The tattoo grenade can also cause considerable damage to werewolves."

Lynch raised his head to look at the instigator beside him, while Alice turned her face away at the same time, with a look of "I didn't do anything and I don't know anything".

"There is time, you can come to the club directly if it is convenient for you."

With a thought, Queen Elizabeth I said in surprise the next second.

"Thank you, Mr. Qi, for your thoughtfulness. I saw that thatched cottage."

"Then what, call this..."

"I'll be there as soon as I finish sorting things out."

boom--

This was the last sound Lynch and Alice heard before the phone was hung up. Judging from the decibel level, the sense of justice and artistic sense should give full marks.

After drinking the last sip of soy milk, Lynch and Alice came to the reception hall. At this time, the door was pushed open from the outside.

As soon as the door was opened, a bone-chilling wind mixed with snowflakes and ice chips blew in. Queen Elizabeth I was wearing a thick, warm leather jacket at this time. of snow flakes.

"Were you at the North Pole just now?" Lynch pointed to the door.

"Greenland, I accidentally lost my way..." Seeing this young boss who once helped himself and the second generation again made the first generation feel a little emotional. If it wasn't for him, he and the second generation might have been killed by Kyle. calculated.

"Is black tea okay?" Alice came to her side, and unconsciously, Yishi's body gradually warmed up.

"...Hot water is fine..." After thinking about it, Elizabeth I didn't make too many demands, "I came here to tell you about what I promised that day."

Lynch was very comfortable with the frankness of I went straight to the point. He nodded as a signal for her to continue, and then heard a very surprising message.

"The reason why the family expelled the Second Pope was because she drew 1024 turtles on the pope's robe at that time... and it is true that the expulsion order was withdrawn, but the reason was not what Kyle said, but because it involved the Pope II. life experience, and some secrets of our clan."